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if he came to my town... he would probably be even more effed up if he put one foot in the Ohio river... the he could check out the skate park and show us his totally radical tricks!
then go to the waterfront for some ultimate frisbee!
then throw a boat or 2 into the city!

And finish it off with a nice candle lit dinner...

**Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:30 am

Weyland Yutani · Boot Joined: 11 Dec 2007 Posts: 31

I think this has shed considerable light on why NYC is the choice of monsters everywhere.

Do you suppose a civilian militia could set a giant trap? A grump like that thing would have to have a pretty nice bounty on it's heads.

I'm thinking I'd find a bar and hope that the building holds up during the tantrums. Higher may or may not be better. I sure wouldn't want to be in an underground tunnel. You're a footprint waiting to happen.

...and I'd be calling in Sky Captain.

*nice call on Blade Runner. I'm very tempted to buy the full set.

**Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:41 am

TwelfthMonkey · Veteran Joined: 25 Nov 2007 Posts: 108

I would do anything but yell

"I saw it, it's alive, it's huge"

**Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:04 am

NeoNK1 · Veteran Joined: 06 Oct 2007 Posts: 138

I WOULD TELL EVERYONE IN THE FREE WORLD THAT "IT'S A LION!!!" EVEN IF IT REALLY WASN'T.

**Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:16 am

Euchre · uF Game Warden Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 3342

**Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:25 am

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I'M HUGE!

Well, if I lived on Tantooine, which I don't, I would, while he was staring at my dancing body, wrap a chain around his neck and strangle him. Of course, I'm not a girl, though. Since I live in So Cal, I'll just slap him with a surfboard. =P

**Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:46 am

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Caerwiden · Unfettered Joined: 08 Oct 2007 Posts: 651

I'd watch him stomp chavs.

**Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:20 am

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AeRoSpaceman · Boot Joined: 08 Oct 2007 Posts: 34 Location: Florida, USA

I built the worlds largest snare. Built it for a guy who wanted to catch giant fleas. He was using giant plankton as bait. Don't think it panned out, but I have the original prototype. For sale, as is. Wink

This is getting good now!!!

**Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:34 am

PaytonScott

wet myself...

**Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2007 5:00 am

m0r1arty · Unfettered Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 337

Wait till it all blows over!

**Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:33 am

Lasher · Boot Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 39

Re: Wait till it all blows over!

**Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:20 am

m_talon · Veteran Joined: 27 Nov 2007 Posts: 142

Re: Wait till it all blows over!

**Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:19 pm

Cloverfield Monster

Since i live in montana, which is thousands of miles away from the Cuai station, i am soooooooo not worried for a monster attack... than again, i am the monster so, no biggie:D.

**Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:06 pm

dontlookmyage

Since I live in Central Jersey, we'd have fair warning of this thing coming into town. Of course, he'd have to get past the Mafia, uh, legitimate businessmen that live up near NYC. First, I'd go to my adopted father's house (who is a hunter), and arm myself.When I heard of the direction it's taking, I'd head off in a perpendicular route. Or, I'd go to Camden (or Detroit) - MGP wouldn't stand a chance in either of those cities.....

We're forgetting about the little ones, too. Definitely pays to pack some heat with you - "for close encounters".

Blade Runner FTW!!!

**Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:17 pm

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underwaterdonkey

Befreind it, then ride on his back all the way to London and ramraid Harrods. Possibly Selfridges as well. Then I'd take him to Wagamama's (my favorite resturaunt. Serves mainly noodles and other japanese stuff) and scare the staff into giving me a free meal. Then I would ride him back to Bristol and smoosh everyone I hate. It would be a good day for me Smile

**Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:18 pm

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