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Her
Decorated
Joined: 24 Nov 2007 Posts: 160
On the 12th day of Christmas, JJ Abrams gave to me:
12 (+2) Drilling Stations
11 Fireballs Flying
10 Whale Monster Pictures
09 Trouters Trouting
08 Slusho! Smilers
07 MySpace Pages
06 Flippy Pictures
05 Young New Yorkers!
04 CloverfieldClues Podcasts
03 Weeks Left!
02 In Game Sites
and A Statue of Liberty Head!!!
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:28 pm
dontlookmyage
Unfettered
Joined: 14 Aug 2007 Posts: 302 Location: A Parasite/MGP-Free Zone in Piscataway, NJ
O Fateful Night (to the tune of O Holy Night - one of my favorite carols) The lyrical juices were flowing after reading such wonderful songs! Here goes:
O fateful night,
The fireballs are flying,
It is the night
That the monster attacked.
See there the head
Of the SOL-it's lying
Upon my car
"O-oh my God!" "It's alive, and it's HUGE!"
We've got to flee,
We're running for our lives
Marlena's sick and
Where the hell is Beth?
Beth's really hurt,
We've got to get her help.
Our party's been trashed
Rob's not the only one surprised!
Marlena explodes!
O night, will we see the dawn?
Good game, New York, you're done,
Who's gonna clean this mess?
Edited for rhythm...and I figured out a different ending for the song.
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:52 pm
Euchre
uF Game Warden
Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 3342
I just have to laugh every time I see how an exploding woman fits into a Christmas carol.
We are truly twisted people, and I'm glad.
_________________Any sufficiently plausible fiction is indistinguishable from reality.
Any sufficiently twisted reality is indistinguishable from fiction.
Welcome to the new world of entertainment.
ŠEuchre 2007
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:32 pm
StayPuftMarshmallowMan
Decorated
Joined: 07 Dec 2007 Posts: 199
Merry christmas to all of ya
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:54 pm
dontlookmyage
Unfettered
Joined: 14 Aug 2007 Posts: 302 Location: A Parasite/MGP-Free Zone in Piscataway, NJ
Oh, I'm just gettin' warmed up!
Just one verse, though - I've got to cook for tomorrow and tonight (to the tune of O Come All Ye Faithful):
O come, ye infected,
Come behind the curtain
Watch out, ye doctors
She's gonna blow!
New York is a war zone!
With large and small afflictions
Another one's been bitten,
Another one's been bitten,
Another one's been bitten
Cloverfield.
Thank you and to all, a goodnight. Tip your waitress.
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:30 pm
xboyonfirex
Entrenched
Joined: 05 Dec 2007 Posts: 1069
Merry Christmas everyone and a Happy Slusho! New Year.
p.s.
I'm gonna be pissed if no one makes a Slusho! drink because of this movie.
Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:50 pm
HerOdyssey
Decorated
Joined: 17 Sep 2007 Posts: 276 Location: Oregon
:::annoyed::::
I thought I posted here, darnit... now I have to repost again!
Merry Christmas to the lot of you. I'm visiting upstate NY until tomorrow, and I thought I'd pop in and offer everyone my holiday wishes.
Merry Christmas and may your new year be rife with destruction and chaos.
Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 1:14 pm
umbrellakraken
Veteran
Joined: 27 Nov 2007 Posts: 103 Location: In my happy place...for now.
As a friend said to me today...
"Merry 24 days until Cloverfield! ...Or as the others call it, Christmas."
Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 1:39 pm
MrToasty
I Have 100 Cats and Smell of Wee
Joined: 03 Aug 2004 Posts: 4310 Location: Des Moines, IA
HYPNO-CLAUS COMMANDS YOU TO HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY HOLIDAY!
Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:33 pm
Red Walrus
Unfettered
Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 589
^^ LOL ^^ Love it!!!!!
Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:55 pm
Anteros
Unfettered
Joined: 13 Jul 2007 Posts: 451 Location: The People's Republic of Massachusetts
Great thread!
You guys are talented. I can't hope to compete with the wit and creativity shown here so:
Though I do have an image in my head of a poster of MGP sitting in front of cinemas singing "O come all ye faithful..."
_________________.
Beware of Geeks bearing Gifs.
Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 7:07 pm
MikeI
Boot
Joined: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 45
Merry Christmas to everyone!
Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:58 am
Kraker
Unfettered
Joined: 29 Jul 2007 Posts: 749
MrToasty wrote:
HYPNO-CLAUS COMMANDS YOU TO HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY HOLIDAY!
The only thing that sucks about that joke is that most people on the forum wont get it
Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:07 am
dontlookmyage
Unfettered
Joined: 14 Aug 2007 Posts: 302 Location: A Parasite/MGP-Free Zone in Piscataway, NJ
All Hail Hypno-Claus!
_________________Chewbacca speaks with a lisp.
The more you know...
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:42 pm
Red Walrus
Unfettered
Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 589
Kraker wrote:
MrToasty wrote:
HYPNO-CLAUS COMMANDS YOU TO HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY HOLIDAY!
The only thing that sucks about that joke is that most people on the forum wont get it
I never did understand wha ...... All Hail Hypno-Claus!
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:45 pm
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