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Weyland Yutani · Boot Joined: 11 Dec 2007 Posts: 31

[SPEC]If Mr. GP was terrorizing your city,what would you do?

**Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:15 pm

b3n · Boot Joined: 27 Nov 2007 Posts: 27

like they said in the clip, i would probably wait until it passes, and then backtrack the way it came.
i would then hide in some random store with the lights off, huddled in the corner calling everyone i ever cared about on my cellphone.
if i couldn't see the monster anymore i'd probably steal a car and drive as far as i could out of the city, and then run.

**Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:22 pm

lulu86 · Boot Joined: 10 Dec 2007 Posts: 17

I would follow Grumpy Pants intently around with a video camera -- making sure to snap every shot of his destructive rampage... Then I would sell the tape and make some $$$ to fix my house that Grumpy Pants would undoubtedly destroy.. Smile

**Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:26 pm

LaNcEleCtriKuTion

I would either grab a gun and start shooting tha muthaf**ker, or I would run back to the apartment and watch the news with the lights off. With every BOOM that gets closer to me, I would bring a long-distance modem and a laptop to the basement to write everything on this forum.

OR

I would start to take my video camera (HD- $350) and start recording everything. Then I would sell it to JJ and tell him to make another movie.*

"HOLLEEE SH*T CLOVERFIELD IS REALLL"

lol O_O What if JJ unleashed a real Clover/GP on 1-18-08???

*Does JJ exist as the LOST creator in the Cloverfield Universe?? I mean, does JJ actually exsist as himself??

**Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:26 pm

JimiJons · Decorated Joined: 16 Dec 2007 Posts: 235

I would nuke a lizard and make Godzilla, and than tie my mom to a pole in the middle of some jungle-forest and summon King Kong. Together as a professional wrestling tag-team, they would body-slam the crapstickles out of Cloverfield MGP.

I would than steal a fighter jet and missile Godzilla twice in the side, and shoot King Kong with an old Vickers machinegun.

I would than be hailed as a hero for killing everything. Wink

**Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:33 pm

HerOdyssey · Decorated Joined: 17 Sep 2007 Posts: 276 Location: Oregon

I would feed him lots of pre-teen girls, hug him, pet him and call him George. He would never be lack for love.

**Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:35 pm

unclear · Decorated Joined: 04 Dec 2007 Posts: 189

Well, if I knew a monster was heading towards my town, I'd probably take 2 minutes to grab belongings and hop in the car and just drive away.

I think part of what will make Cloverfield so interesting is that, especially in an urban environment (tall skyscrapers blocking visibility; lots of people everywhere), there will be mass confusion. By the time they realize there is a monster, it's already right on top of them. This is also because New York is right by the water, so as soon as the monster surfaces, it's practically in the city. It also seems that Rob n' crew might go back (for Beth?) towards the destruction, not really a normal reaction, but it should make for a good movie.

**Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:44 pm

e2c

check unifiction forums for updates? Very Happy

**Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:54 pm

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Kraker · Unfettered Joined: 29 Jul 2007 Posts: 749

Go around the monster. Monsters usually travel forward or in a specific direction. Unless I was the monster's target, the second I was behind him, I would probably be safe.

**Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:57 pm

sami_kaye

I would offer him a drink.

**Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:03 pm

starshiptrooper

I would run beside it, attach my hook and line to it, and ride as a leader of men.

Long live the fighters!

**Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:08 pm

SuperSquirrel · Unfettered Joined: 16 Nov 2007 Posts: 396

Run on a tangent!

**Posted:** Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:39 pm

Euchre · uF Game Warden Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 3342

If it came to my 'city' (I guess it is called one of those, but it's hardly that large), the locals would be going at it with chainsaws and 4WDs. There'd be some use of fire too I suspect, and the ingenuity of the kind of people I live around is sometimes very surprising. Oh, and there'd be guns - lots of guns.
I think the locals here would do better than the military, because they are more hunters than soldiers - they stalk their prey, they don't confront it.

starshiptrooper - I like your style.
Now if only someone could do a better job of translating THAT into film...

Oh, and remember folks - Blade Runner: The Final Cut comes out on DVD tomorrow.

**Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:12 am

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Hurley

Blade Runner!!! Too cool.
Now if they'd do a Hell comes to Frogtown directors cut, I could die a happy man.

And if Mr. GP showed up in my town, he'd better bring a lunch. Just being in this area sucks the life out of anything. Sort of an Oxygen Destroyer writ large.

**Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:24 am

Nighthawk

I need not worry. This is Miami: he wouldn't be able to take more than two steps before breaking through the thin ground and sinking in to the swamp.

**Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:28 am