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[UPDATE] Tagruato blog. Seabeds Nectar approved for US sale!
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Melodyman
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 		[UPDATE] Tagruato blog. Seabeds Nectar approved for US sale!
http://www.tagruato.jp/headlines.php?story=news_08_01_09_2

I have been wondering when the FDA would approve this stuff for sale here in Slusho... especially since its being consumed here by attack day. Guess they knew they had to do this.

My second find today!

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rocksmars
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Kaitei No Mitsu Approved for US Distribution
"Members of Tagruato's elite corporate board were greeted with a rare surprise yesterday as founder Ganu Yoshida visited their emergency home screens in a simultaneous teleconferencing broadcast. After much discussion, Yoshida revealed that kaitei no mitsu, the special Slusho! ingredient lovingly known as "Seabed's Nectar", had been approved by the American Food Association.

"Those lost at Chuai would be smiling this day," commented a choked-up Ganu Yoshida, "Tagruato stands strong against the evil of ecologist terror."

Tagruato can now proceed with their extensive American campaign for bringing Slusho! to the western world. In addition to the creation of three Western-only flavors, Slusho! representatives claim that many other surprises are in store for their new audience.

"This has been a dream of ours for a long time," smiles Slusho! Administrative Coordinator Mika Srauy, "We've already secured relationships with several prominent American distributors and are compiling our own Western-oriented marketing team."

The board applauded the news, thanking their friends in foreign lands for such strong support in troubled times.

"Ordinarily there would be more happiness in our celebration but it has been a dark week," admitted Slusho! Administrative Head Ben Miyake, "I am proud to be part of such a brave company."


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rocksmars
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 		emergency home screens ???

Talk about Big Brother.... Rolling Eyes

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Gurlee
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 		Re: [UPDATE] Tagruato blog. Seabeds Nectar approved for US sale!
Melodyman wrote:
http://www.tagruato.jp/headlines.php?story=news_08_01_09_2

I have been wondering when the FDA would approve this stuff for sale here in Slusho... especially since its being consumed here by attack day. Guess they knew they had to do this.

My second find today!


Not the FDA, but the "AFA"

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 		They rather rushed this after such a disaster as Chuai.
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witchywindy
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 		Now if we only knew....
who they had to blow to get this past the FDA (or AFA) so fast, we'd really know who was to blame.

Why would Tag name their newest and best facility "evil, wicked, disaster?"
Unless you consider the Emperor Chuai who according to Wikipedia: "According to these same legends, his wife was suddenly possessed by some unknown gods. The gods promised Emperor Chūai rich lands overseas. Chūai then looked to the sea, but he could see nothing and denounced his belief in the promises of the gods. The gods were enraged by this and declared that he would die and never receive the promised land. Instead they would go to his conceived but unborn son."
Anyone want to go figure?

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Enantiomorphic
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 		does this mean there's going to be a lot of interpretive dance at the party? no wonder beth would want to leave early...

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Colt
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 		Re: Now if we only knew....
witchywindy wrote:
who they had to blow to get this past the FDA (or AFA) so fast, we'd really know who was to blame.


they sent Jamie...

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retina
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 		I got it! They're marketing Slusho! in the US, by making the movie Cloverfield!

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witchywindy
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OMG! Where can I get my seven Slushos NOW????!!!! Laughing I feel an interpretative hate dance coming on since there are no Seven Elevens here!

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MrToasty
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 		Three new flavors - so do we get our own flavor robots too?

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TwelfthMonkey
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Enantiomorphic wrote:
does this mean there's going to be a lot of interpretive dance at the party? no wonder beth would want to leave early...


Exactly my thoughts. So we'll get ppl doing hate dances all over?

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Melodyman
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 		Also, now there is a reason that the tanker would be transporting the stuff to NY on party night..

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xboyonfirex
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In addition to the creation of three Western-only flavors, Slusho! representatives claim that many other surprises are in store for their new audience.



gee, I wonder what they will be...

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kidsensation
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 		wonder when TIDOwave will respond to warn us not to drink the Slusho!!!

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