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Varan
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Joined: 21 Nov 2007 Posts: 65
(O.T.)J.J. hires you... How would you make Cloverfield? J.J. Abrams gives you nearly complete creative control over the film, however you must adhere to the following core rules:
A giant monster (or giant monsters) attack on New York through the eyes of a group of normal people.
Viewed primarily via the characters camera.
Slusho conection.
Discuss.
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:06 pm
bloopbloop
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Joined: 15 Sep 2007 Posts: 329
Monster: COME ON GUIZE I TOLD U NO MOAR DILLINZ
*destroys city*
*eats all the slusho*
*eats all the video cameras*
*throws going away party for himself*
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:13 pm
m0r1arty
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Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 337
Looks for straw.
Finds straw.
Strinks Slusho!
Sees advert for Slusho! through camera on TV and eats all cameras.
Throws Robs apartment out into the ocean.
How's that?
-m0r
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:19 pm
opencws
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Joined: 15 Nov 2007 Posts: 65
*does 17 backflips*
*rides a unicycle*
*blows a clown horn*
*turns into pure energy and escapes into a nearby light socket*
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:25 pm
TheMaximum
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Joined: 05 Aug 2007 Posts: 135
Step One: Slusho!
Step Two: Jamie's Vagina
Step Three:
Step Four: Profit
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:34 pm
starshiptrooper
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Joined: 06 Dec 2007 Posts: 792 Location: Shelbyville, TN
I'd make this movie right here:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/cloverfield/large.html
And it would be awesome
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:36 pm
olasnah
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Joined: 18 Dec 2007 Posts: 80
I'd put Godzilla in it for certain!
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:19 am
MikeI
Boot
Joined: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 45
I would do crazy stuff since it's first person. Tons and tons of shots near the monster, on tall skyscrapers, etc.
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:27 am
Bacon Army
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Joined: 01 Nov 2007 Posts: 447
I would make it a gripping drama thriller, centred on the friends as they are stuck in the New York underground subway, with no way out and the mini-monsters closing in, while MGP can be heard rampaging outside.
Sorta like Descent in a subway.
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:27 am
J0shuaKane
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Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 113
Bacon Army wrote:
I would make it a gripping drama thriller, centred on the friends as they are stuck in the New York underground subway, with no way out and the mini-monsters closing in, while MGP can be heard rampaging outside.
Sorta like Descent in a subway.
aka, crap.
sorry but god that sounds awful and boring.
i would make it to be the footage by some guy who followed the monster to sell the tape. he would come close to getting killed a few times trying to get good shots of the death and destruction and probably die in the end.
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:35 am
Bacon Army
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Joined: 01 Nov 2007 Posts: 447
J0shuaKane wrote:
Bacon Army wrote:
I would make it a gripping drama thriller, centred on the friends as they are stuck in the New York underground subway, with no way out and the mini-monsters closing in, while MGP can be heard rampaging outside.
Sorta like Descent in a subway.
aka, crap.
sorry but god that sounds awful and boring.
i would make it to be the footage by some guy who followed the monster to sell the tape. he would come close to getting killed a few times trying to get good shots of the death and destruction and probably die in the end.
Says the man who wants to make a Twister-Godzilla mashup.
I kid, I kid. I'm just more into psychological dramatic stuff than you, obviously.
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:10 am
Animaniac
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Joined: 03 Oct 2007 Posts: 389
Re: (O.T.)J.J. hires you... How would you make Cloverfield?
Varan wrote:
J.J. Abrams gives you nearly complete creative control over the film, however you must adhere to the following core rules:
A giant monster (or giant monsters) attack on New York through the eyes of a group of normal people.
Viewed primarily via the characters camera.
Slusho conection.
I'd make an after college drunken road trip/chase comedy starring the slusho 7 plus the cops, corporate stooges and giant mutant sea lion thats trying to catch them before they can get their illegal load of black market Slusho across state lines for a huge going away party for Rob.
Robs Going to Japan! And it'll be a Monster of a Party!
Cloverfield!
But then, you probably knew that as I said it before..
Should I trout myself?
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:12 am
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