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[e2c]

so is anyone thinking the movie will also partly reference drug abuse next to terrorism? i mean the whole 'seabed nectar makes u so happy thing' seems very addictive and creepy.

hope next vid jamie is injectin herself some seabed nectar and dies on an overdose. who's the moo cow now, bitch!??

[W-Three]

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[Euchre]

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[phantomjester]

ok so here is my newest of many theories. the dsi is a substance that mgp leaves (either his waste <-- closing emoticon to vomiting i could find, or a trail he leaves as he moves, think of a snail) either way as i think that most of us agree that mgp has been dormant for a very long time. the dsi that tag. has found and used up until now has been very very old, possibly thousands of years. but this newest stuff can more easily be tested by scientists(other than those on tag's payroll) and can be proven to come from a living thing being that it is much 'fresher' thus the reason that it is evidence because it is evidence that dsi comes from a living creature.

tagruato would want to keep this secret for several reasons:
1. on the less devious and evil side if slusho got classified as a meat/fish/monster bi-product they would have to cut through a lot more red tape, not to mention losing millions of customers, i don't want to drink something that comes out of a creatures pooper!!! (see futurama episode where they go to the slurm factory.)

2. If a new species/creature was found of that size it would automatically get put under protection act after protection act, thus stopping tag from doing experiments on it, or getting its dsi.

3. If the monster is found by governmental agencies, then they would go out to (the former) chuai station to investigate/see the monster for themselves, which would bring up questions like "why is your biggest oil drilling station.... umh... not drilling any oil?!?!?!?!?!?" which would cause them to take a deeper look into the inner workings of tag, and see all the devious acts of the company (killing that scientist and his family, killing/capturing/anally probing teddy).

so to answer the questions of why haven't all japanese people exploded due to drinking slusho. i believe that not only is the dsi that is used in slusho processed and re-processed over and over to make it less harmful to humans, but i also think that how much jamie just took in all at once is probably about 1000 times the amount of dsi that ends up in 1 slusho. not to mention the fact that since tag is the only source for dsi to the world, all the dsi in slusho has been keep frozen and probably never reached a temperature warmer than like 40 degree farenheit at most; whereas the dsi jamie just ate has been more than likely sitting on her bedroom floor for about a month, and in a wrapped box for atleast 2 months before that probably causing increased mutation/development of whatever organism it is thus the reason that a slusho gives you a little energy boost and a slight/temporary happy feeling of euphoria, but jamie probably wont post a video for a couple days due to the fact that she wont be able to sit still, she is probably running around the streets of NYC right now singing loudly about how great her life is and how happy she is even though she has been mugged 8 times, shot twice, stabble in the eyeball with a screwdriver, and raped 29 times (although i guess that would probably cheer her up a little even without the dsi.)

my prediction for the next vid:

[Lupinicus]

[Ryuzaki]

Well this makes the door issue from the last one...um...slightly pointless? Dunno...really. Yeah I heard "I'm gonna go out ted"??? as she turned it off.

Jamie is retarted and tripping balls ...a dangerous combination.

Well we know one thing at least...the secret ingredient stops nagging passive-aggression in its tracks. She didn't even end with her "Prick!" signature.

That stuff will sell well..."Side effects may include exploding" might even be overlooked!

[Her]

Jamie! Don't take the brown acid!

I also think she said "I'm going out, Teddy".

Are we sure it's Deep Sea Necter? Or is that speculation. It did say primary evidence, but it was supposed to be frozen. I read the whole thread, but still not sure what is in the package.

[Lupinicus]

[Mukatsuku]

Maybe Jamie is now infected and acting weird on the nectar gets off with Marlena at the party, thus infecting her

Of course it would appear that Marlena's infection becomes serious within a few hours, whereas Jamie still has days to go

[MisterMudd]

I would never eat an unknown substance that said "Matt, EAT ME!" let alone one that said the opposite. I bet she would eat the silica gel packets from a vitamin bottle.

Anyway...

I was thinking about this and maybe Jamie took the DSI to the party, and gave some to Marlena as a recreational drug. They probably ate too much, and instead of exploding, maybe she is growing, like the story said on the Slusho! site.

Random, I know, but that just came to mind.

P.S.
Jamie is dumb.

[Lupinicus]

[geis]

Help me out here.

I realize the genius ate the package that said DO NOT EAT. I think we all are assuming that it was Deep Sea Nectar. But where is this DSI coming from?

[Caerwiden]