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Saiyan King
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Joined: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 599 Location: Orlando, The crappiest town in America, thanks to Disney
jdev wrote:
Headman wrote:
jdev wrote:
Headman wrote:
Since this is a 1-18-08 Slushomakesuhappy post I thought I would do an imitaion of him.
I think you are right! Dayspring2 = Cloverfield
Day = meaning you are able to see the clovers in the field and they need the light for photosynthesis.
Spring = There are clovers on the Irish spring soap box.
2 = This is a sequel to Zilla!
The monster is a giant green bar of soap shaped like Godzilla except it's missing it's I(s)!
I have been silently browsing this forum for quite some time now. I have read a lot of posts, heard a lot of speculation, seen a lot of possible art/models for the monster.
but this.
this is the most sound theory I have read since I have signed up here.
Edit: That was a three in one kill shot!
you saw it here first folks.
official artist rendition of the cloverfield monster.
that is one of the funniest things ive seen in a long time
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:25 am
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Boot
Joined: 25 Oct 2007 Posts: 25
lmao
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:29 am
olasnah
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Joined: 18 Dec 2007 Posts: 80
Re: [SPEC}Dark passage way confirmed in poster?
1-18-08 SLUSHOMAKESUHAPPY wrote:
dayspring2 wrote:
1-18-08 SLUSHOMAKESUHAPPY wrote:
since this thing had something to do with an oil tanker, does that mean that black line is oil? you know what else i noticed, it came to me in a youtube commet lol
Quote:
Notice that it attacked and OIL rig? In the trailer the news says that an OIl tanker imploded new the statue of liberty! and the dark coloration under the oil rig, and the dark coloration on the main movie poster? idk about you guys, but i think there is a link between the monster and oil.
However no oil here said the whistle blower
I discount the whistle blower's review, but it is possible the oil tanker harvested sea nectar instead of oil. Someone has suggested that the sea nectar may possible contain the creature's eggs. It is possible explanation of why the creature went berserk and destroyed the station because it's eggs were gone. The creature then follows and destroys the oil tanker looking for the sea nectar and eggs . It doesn't fine any because it has already been unloaded. Rips the head off the statue of Liberty and looks inside for the eggs, and flings it away in a rage. It then descends on NYC in full fury.
Mean while the eggs within the sea nectar are being ingested by some of the guests at Robs going away party. The picture of the chef and the tray of some food I believe is the sea nectar. You see that type of food at Rob's party probably catered in. If you notice the picture of the chef it is the only picture that doesn't have a time line and date. It is because the picture is a clue. I believe the writing on the back of that picture gives instruction for storing sea nectar. It must be kept in extreme cold and under compression. Strange instructions for food storage unless sea nectar contains eggs that must be preserved and kept from hatching. When the eggs are ingested by humans or possibly any species the eggs hatch and the creatures, alien style, grow very quickly and exit the host as they continue to expand. This would explain why Marlene explodes. I believe our government analyzes the situation and evacuates as many people as possible off Manhattan then nukes it. That is why in the beginning we read video camera found in area once known as central park. The creature and it's babies were spreading too fast and had to be contained. This is one possible theory as clues and pictures continue to come in it may change. I hope the movie doesn't let us down by not answering some of the intriguing questions they have raised in their viral marketing campaign.
i am convinced u work for bad robot.
I'm convinced too. Stated so matter of fact like,,,
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:32 am
jdev
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Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 31 Location: Boston, MA
Saiyan King wrote:
jdev wrote:
you saw it here first folks.
official artist rendition of the cloverfield monster.
that is one of the funniest things ive seen in a long time
eh. I had a few spare moments to kill tonight. glad you enjoyed
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:33 am
Ivo
Unfettered
Joined: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 380 Location: Illinois, USA
Re: [SPEC}Dark passage way confirmed in poster?
olasnah wrote:
1-18-08 SLUSHOMAKESUHAPPY wrote:
dayspring2 wrote:
1-18-08 SLUSHOMAKESUHAPPY wrote:
since this thing had something to do with an oil tanker, does that mean that black line is oil? you know what else i noticed, it came to me in a youtube commet lol
Quote:
Notice that it attacked and OIL rig? In the trailer the news says that an OIl tanker imploded new the statue of liberty! and the dark coloration under the oil rig, and the dark coloration on the main movie poster? idk about you guys, but i think there is a link between the monster and oil.
However no oil here said the whistle blower
I discount the whistle blower's review, but it is possible the oil tanker harvested sea nectar instead of oil. Someone has suggested that the sea nectar may possible contain the creature's eggs. It is possible explanation of why the creature went berserk and destroyed the station because it's eggs were gone. The creature then follows and destroys the oil tanker looking for the sea nectar and eggs . It doesn't fine any because it has already been unloaded. Rips the head off the statue of Liberty and looks inside for the eggs, and flings it away in a rage. It then descends on NYC in full fury.
Mean while the eggs within the sea nectar are being ingested by some of the guests at Robs going away party. The picture of the chef and the tray of some food I believe is the sea nectar. You see that type of food at Rob's party probably catered in. If you notice the picture of the chef it is the only picture that doesn't have a time line and date. It is because the picture is a clue. I believe the writing on the back of that picture gives instruction for storing sea nectar. It must be kept in extreme cold and under compression. Strange instructions for food storage unless sea nectar contains eggs that must be preserved and kept from hatching. When the eggs are ingested by humans or possibly any species the eggs hatch and the creatures, alien style, grow very quickly and exit the host as they continue to expand. This would explain why Marlene explodes. I believe our government analyzes the situation and evacuates as many people as possible off Manhattan then nukes it. That is why in the beginning we read video camera found in area once known as central park. The creature and it's babies were spreading too fast and had to be contained. This is one possible theory as clues and pictures continue to come in it may change. I hope the movie doesn't let us down by not answering some of the intriguing questions they have raised in their viral marketing campaign.
i am convinced u work for bad robot.
I'm convinced too. Stated so matter of fact like,,,
I'm sorry, but no way, at least in part. The writing on the back of the picture is a recipe, not instructions for storing DSI.
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:36 am
goemon12677
Boot
Joined: 03 Jan 2008 Posts: 46 Location: Forest Hill, MD
I laughed so hard I almost peed myself! jdev you should copyright that somehow and it should be the official mascot for Unfiction. Can we possibly see a glimpse of the elusive old spce crab?
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:46 am
jdev
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Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 31 Location: Boston, MA
goemon12677 wrote:
I laughed so hard I almost peed myself! jdev you should copyright that somehow and it should be the official mascot for Unfiction. Can we possibly see a glimpse of the elusive old spce crab?
ok guys. I wasn't supposed to do this, and if JJ finds out, I am sure to lose my job. but, since this is for you die-hard fans, I thought I would post this here for you.
this is an in-movie shot. its the scene where Hud interrupts him sunbathing on the beach. without further delay, the illusive old spice crab
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:28 am
JordLimb
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Joined: 23 Aug 2007 Posts: 78 Location: Georgia
jdev wrote:
goemon12677 wrote:
I laughed so hard I almost peed myself! jdev you should copyright that somehow and it should be the official mascot for Unfiction. Can we possibly see a glimpse of the elusive old spce crab?
ok guys. I wasn't supposed to do this, and if JJ finds out, I am sure to lose my job. but, since this is for you die-hard fans, I thought I would post this here for you.
this is an in-movie shot. its the scene where Hud interrupts him sunbathing on the beach. without further delay, the illusive old spice crab
and then he pans to Bruce Campbell sitting at a piano on the beach singing "Hungry like the wolf"
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:33 am
OliMango
Entrenched
Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Posts: 1189 Location: Vegas
Slusho, I'm giving up on the hope that there is a better future for you then being a troll.
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:40 am
Headman
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Joined: 26 Aug 2007 Posts: 839 Location: Michigan
jdev wrote:
Saiyan King wrote:
jdev wrote:
you saw it here first folks.
official artist rendition of the cloverfield monster.
that is one of the funniest things ive seen in a long time
eh. I had a few spare moments to kill tonight. glad you enjoyed
That was awesome! You are the man!
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:09 am
Legion of doom
Greenhorn
Joined: 06 May 2006 Posts: 7 Location: Germany
jdev wrote:
Headman wrote:
jdev wrote:
Headman wrote:
Since this is a 1-18-08 Slushomakesuhappy post I thought I would do an imitaion of him.
I think you are right! Dayspring2 = Cloverfield
Day = meaning you are able to see the clovers in the field and they need the light for photosynthesis.
Spring = There are clovers on the Irish spring soap box.
2 = This is a sequel to Zilla!
The monster is a giant green bar of soap shaped like Godzilla except it's missing it's I(s)!
I have been silently browsing this forum for quite some time now. I have read a lot of posts, heard a lot of speculation, seen a lot of possible art/models for the monster.
but this.
this is the most sound theory I have read since I have signed up here.
Edit: That was a three in one kill shot!
you saw it here first folks.
official artist rendition of the cloverfield monster.
Ok, I laughed so loud in my office, I nearly lost my job.
But with this new evidence we don't see a farewell party in the film, but it's a Irish-Spring-soap-party. And because the soap monster interrupted the party, we will never see the room full of foam an the wet t-shirt-contest.
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:32 am
goemon12677
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Joined: 03 Jan 2008 Posts: 46 Location: Forest Hill, MD
thanks jdev! you made my year! not even mgp himself can top the menace that is the Old Spice Crab!!!! all your deoderant is belong to us!
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 4:40 pm
1-18-08 SLUSHOMAKESUHAPPY
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Joined: 01 Dec 2007 Posts: 274
OliMango wrote:
Slusho, I'm giving up on the hope that there is a better future for you then being a troll.
Man i love u, i love u so much
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:10 pm
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