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[Update]. Jamie and Teddy Video 9 is out!
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Headman
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Henrik wrote:
Well.. If Slusho! makes people happy, she just had the complete opposite reaction.. if itīs Seabed Nectar that she consumed and its also used in Slusho, then thereīs a big difference in how she and slusho consumers react..!! I guess it has something to do with the dose (she took it straight without mixing it) and keeping the ingredient cold..
The Seabed Nectar (if thatīs what she was sent and been eating) seems like a mood enhancer or drug (as mentioned).. and taken without mixing turns people (or animals) aggressive and out-of-touch with reality.. I donīt know Confused She says that she "see things much clearer now", which sounds like some sort of LSD experience or enhancement of the senses..

Another thing.. this is the first Iīve seen Jamie being sort of creative.. dispite the awful dance routine, perhaps the Nectar also enhances peoples output and makes them react according to their true emotions.. their current state of mind or true nature.. and then imagine a monster that has been drinking an entire 'oil platform' of Seabed Nectar and are now completely out of its mind with rage..


I sorta feel the same way. We have always figured it would be a mood enhancer with the whole "Slusho Makes You Happy" and it had to be kept cold. Jamie is the first example of it's negative effect. She was obviously pissed at Teddy before she ate it so it would be easy to assume it only made her even more pissed off. Not to mention she ate it warm (spoiled?). I cannot wait to where she goes from here.

I had my speakers up way too loud when I watched the video. She scared the piss out of me!

I too have often felt that these videos are OOG but I keep wanting them to be IG. They just seem a bit odd but this is JJ Abrams who made LOST.

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Tagruato's crew of Slusho! Smilers! arrived at the Ibaraki Nursing Home in Mito yesterday with a special surprise for the feeble elders on Floor 3 - Slusho! brand happy drink! The lovely ladies handed out seven drinks to each senior in any flavor they could imagine.

"This Mikan-Strawberry Tasty makes me feel young again!" exclaimed 98-year-old Hiro Chinen.

Another aged lady asked to have a Nashi-Banana Anime hooked into her IV.

As the patients sucked their drinks down, the Slusho! Smilers! sang and danced to the Slusho! Song! Those who were able clapped along.

"I felt like a pretty angel," said longtime Smiler! Kimi. "Dancing in front of those old folks showed them that just because they cannot leave their beds, the rest of us can, and the world is still a bright shiny place."

The nursing home donation is the latest wonderful act by the Tagruato Cares charitable foundation. Other recent events include Blankets for the Homeless and Tiny Orphan's Circus Fieldtrip.


I would pay good money to see a "Tiny Orphan's Circus." Can you imagine the stuff these little parent-less circus freaks could do? Just like midgets, money in the bank!

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When fish gutter Yukawa Heisuke went into work this morning, the last thing he was expecting was a mouthful of delicious Slusho!. In their latest show of public support, the Slusho! Smilers hit the docks, bearing copious amounts of Slusho! brand happy drinks. Each worker at Mishima's Marina, an isolated yet bustling fishing center on the coast of Ryukyu, was rewarded for their hard work with unlimited Slusho! brand drink combinations.

Smiler! Yagi beamed, "Mishima's workers known for fishy smell; but today, they will smell of sweetness!" After passing out 6 Slusho! drinks to all, they quickly emptied out Mishima's largest fish tank and filled it with Banana Anime. In a matter of seconds, workers were splashing and laughing, taking a much deserved Slusho! bath.

And the excitement soared when Dock Captain Tanaka Jokichi threw some fish back into the tank. Amid the squealing and giggling of his crew, he noted "In my 23 years, I've not seen Yellowtail ever swim so swiftly." Within moments, the fish were leaping into the air joyously, tails flipping. Added an impressed Tanaka, "Yellowtail never jump before! This Slusho! makes all creatures overflow with happy!" He then did his best Yellowtail impression for the Smilers!, swimming wide-mouthed and gulping down all he could.

The event is the latest in a string of public outreach showings featuring the Slusho! Smilers, a friendly arm of the Tagruato Cares Foundation. Said Smiler! Niwa, "They drank Slusho! with same excitement as their first fishing catch. To be part of such a day is pay enough."


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She is that kind of crazy. If Teddy hadn't disappeared, they would've been married in six months.


...and divorced in two.

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 		Haha.

Wow...


That DSI really seems to have gotten her strung out.
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Headman wrote:

I too have often felt that these videos are OOG but I keep wanting them to be IG. They just seem a bit odd but this is JJ Abrams who made LOST.


You don't seriously think they are OOG, do you? Tagruato's mention in Teddy's recording alone proves otherwise. Not to mention Marlena and the Kaitei No Mitsu we all saw Jamie eat in number 8.

I love how no matter how much evidence that points to the legitimacy of sites like J&T and TIDOWave, every few weeks someone still says they are OOG or a game-jack.

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 		Crazy video. I'm beginning to think that she's the one who bites Marlena. Next video, Jamie will bound out of the closet and bite Marlena, like some Buffy villian.

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 		I just saw this, because our servers were down at work for most of this morning, and I've been busy since then. She's nucking futs!
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I kept hoping she was gunna blow!!! But, alas, she's still intact.

I'm not going to be happy unless Jamie dies in one of these videos.


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is greatness! I just had to say that. With this and the Tag update propaganda, everything is heading at full speed to the premiere.
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dontlookmyage wrote:
I just saw this, because our servers were down at work for most of this morning, and I've been busy since then. She's nucking futs!
And this:
ignore me! wrote:
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I kept hoping she was gunna blow!!! But, alas, she's still intact.

I'm not going to be happy unless Jamie dies in one of these videos.


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is greatness! I just had to say that. With this and the Tag update propaganda, everything is heading at full speed to the premiere.
BBL...


Jamie's untimely and painful demise would indeed please many. I'm sure they will indulge us somehow... At least I hope so ~ as 1-18-08 looms nearer and nearer. I will be wholly disappointed if they don't bring Jamie to an extravagant and gory end before the release.

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 		I think she's pregnant.

Who knows what pure DSI would do to an embryo. Hopefully it will mutate it into a little monster that removes itself from the host in a violent gory mess. Maybe like making mommy explode.
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 		If I ever see the actress that plays Jamie, I am pretty sure it will take every bit of my self control to not picture her as this character, thus stopping myself from punching her in the face.

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 		Dinner's not quite ready, so I came back. Damn if I'm not obsessed. I wholeheartedly agree, HerOdyssey. I, too, will be sorely peeved if Jamie doesn't by the farm in some splatacular way.

I'm not misogynistic, it's just that hos like Jamie bring our gender down.

I guess DSI enhances your personality, so if you're an idiotic ass clown like Jamie, you become even moreso when eating the pure uncut DSI.....(or whatever state it's in).

Dinner's really ready now....see ya!

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 		OK, now it's just gotten ridiculous.
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 		Jamie is amazing. I hae finall found love for her. I don
t see why everyone hates her.

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deadtotheworld564 wrote:
Jamie is amazing. I hae finall found love for her. I don
t see why everyone hates her.


Leave... Just leave.

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 		*Turns into a gian sumo lion black girl* uh uh o no u didn't jus t talk to me lie dat. I will mess u up. Hold on Lefawnduh hold my earings! Where's the vaseline. Get ready bitch!


Lol. Sarcasm my friend.

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dontlookmyage wrote:
I guess DSI enhances your personality, so if you're an idiotic ass clown like Jamie, you become even moreso when eating the pure uncut DSI.....(or whatever state it's in).


I was thinking that too. It sort of super-enhances your existing personality traits, and if you're a selfish little skank-whore, you become a super-egotistical screaming psychotic skank-whore cubed... in a ninja suit.

Ways I would enjoy seeing Jamie be sent to the great Abercrombie & Fitch in the sky:
1) Evisceration by a pack of mini-grumpypantses
2) Taken by a spray of automatic weapons-fire by Tagruato Ninja-men
3) Complete psychotic break that causes her to hurl herself from a tall builidng
4) Lena-like explosion
5) Flattened into road-pizza by huge monster flipper feet
6) Eaten by bad CGI zombies from I Am Legend
7) Bitch-slapped to death by me
Cool Hate-dances herself out a window
9) Murdered by Teddy who returns to realize what an annoying beyotch he's gotten himself involved with
10) Squished by flying Statue of Liberty head

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