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Slushooooo
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Yes, Another Review

http://www.brainsnap.com/film_reviews/544/a_film_marred_by_bad_cinematography_an_early_cloverfield_review

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Cinematography is, unfortunately, terrible in this film. Most of it seems to have been shot on hand held video camera or something
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is that guy for real??!! Laughing Razz the whole friggin movie is based on the concept of a handheld camera ... oh my god..who gives tickets to these RETARDS?
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blaaaaaah
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And why did they give it a 10/10 if they're just being pissypants and whining?

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Slushooooo
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blaaaaaah wrote:
And why did they give it a 10/10 if they're just being pissypants and whining?


I was thinking the same thing, and that guy even made spelling errors in his review.. so we should definitely trust his opinion Laughing

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SuperSquirrel
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I hope he wasn't paid for that review...what a creap. Why does a good old fashioned MONSTER movie HAVE to be associated with politics...We go to the movies to get AWAY from politics...

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junkboxer
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this reviewer needs a little excitment in his life. its a fun horror flick...this dude is taking it way to seriously. "Also, we think its entirely unrealistic for a giant, wingless, de-horned pterodactyl to be walking around New York anyway." really, cause i thought this movie was non-fiction. go drink some bleach.

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xboyonfirex
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SuperSquirrel wrote:
I hope he wasn't paid for that review...what a creap. Why does a good old fashioned MONSTER movie HAVE to be associated with politics...We go to the movies to get AWAY from politics...


And the thing is- it's not even associated with the Iraq war. It's associated w/ 9/11.

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SuperSquirrel
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Exactly..

xboyonfirex wrote:
SuperSquirrel wrote:
I hope he wasn't paid for that review...what a creap. Why does a good old fashioned MONSTER movie HAVE to be associated with politics...We go to the movies to get AWAY from politics...


And the thing is- it's not even associated with the Iraq war. It's associated w/ 9/11.


Indeed, good point. JJ actually said...terrorism..

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Slusho Addict
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Laughing
This is a satirical website, don't take the review so seriously.

http://www.brainsnap.com/business/398/bill_gates_interview

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Vendicare
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It doesn't even read as if the reviewer has seen the movie. There is nothing in that article that couldn't be found in 5 minutes online. Maybe they are just hoping for "cool points" and page hits?

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OliMango
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e2c wrote:
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Cinematography is, unfortunately, terrible in this film. Most of it seems to have been shot on hand held video camera or something
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is that guy for real??!! Laughing Razz the whole friggin movie is based on the concept of a handheld camera ... oh my god..who gives tickets to these RETARDS?


Ahahaha....these are the kind of reviews I enjoy... Laughing
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BoardRider53
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Slusho Addict wrote:
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This is a satirical website, don't take the review so seriously.


I was going to say..

If that would have been a serious, I would have lost at faith in film reviewers everywhere. That was god awful.

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xboyonfirex
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LMAO. oh my God... if this is what a review looks like for a 10/10 rating, then what does a 01/10 review look like?

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In short, much of the dialog reminds one the last half hour of Twister, a film we reviewed in the 1990s on the mistaken belief that it was a film adaption of the famous board game.


I never knew this website existed. Thanks to whoever for fiding it for me.

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gigantis2001
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To those of you who honestly thought this was a serious review..............wow. You are just.............wow.

Also, the percent of non-sociopaths is much less than 96%.

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