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Slushooooo
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Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 166
Yes, Another Review http://www.brainsnap.com/film_reviews/544/a_film_marred_by_bad_cinematography_an_early_cloverfield_review
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:52 pm
e2c
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Joined: 30 Sep 2007 Posts: 338 Location: What is this for? Bob's got cancer - We'll miss you bob!
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Cinematography is, unfortunately, terrible in this film. Most of it seems to have been shot on hand held video camera or something
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is that guy for real??!! the whole friggin movie is based on the concept of a handheld camera ... oh my god..who gives tickets to these RETARDS?
_________________you know more about it than I do...
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:54 pm
blaaaaaah
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Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 313
And why did they give it a 10/10 if they're just being pissypants and whining?
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:57 pm
Slushooooo
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Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 166
blaaaaaah wrote:
And why did they give it a 10/10 if they're just being pissypants and whining?
I was thinking the same thing, and that guy even made spelling errors in his review.. so we should definitely trust his opinion
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:58 pm
SuperSquirrel
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Joined: 16 Nov 2007 Posts: 396
I hope he wasn't paid for that review...what a creap. Why does a good old fashioned MONSTER movie HAVE to be associated with politics...We go to the movies to get AWAY from politics...
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:04 pm
junkboxer
Greenhorn
Joined: 30 Dec 2007 Posts: 4
this reviewer needs a little excitment in his life. its a fun horror flick...this dude is taking it way to seriously. "Also, we think its entirely unrealistic for a giant, wingless, de-horned pterodactyl to be walking around New York anyway." really, cause i thought this movie was non-fiction. go drink some bleach.
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:05 pm
xboyonfirex
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Joined: 05 Dec 2007 Posts: 1069
SuperSquirrel wrote:
I hope he wasn't paid for that review...what a creap. Why does a good old fashioned MONSTER movie HAVE to be associated with politics...We go to the movies to get AWAY from politics...
And the thing is- it's not even associated with the Iraq war. It's associated w/ 9/11.
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:06 pm
SuperSquirrel
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Joined: 16 Nov 2007 Posts: 396
Exactly..
xboyonfirex wrote:
SuperSquirrel wrote:
I hope he wasn't paid for that review...what a creap. Why does a good old fashioned MONSTER movie HAVE to be associated with politics...We go to the movies to get AWAY from politics...
And the thing is- it's not even associated with the Iraq war. It's associated w/ 9/11.
Indeed, good point. JJ actually said...terrorism..
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:08 pm
Slusho Addict
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Joined: 24 Nov 2007 Posts: 920
This is a satirical website, don't take the review so seriously.
http://www.brainsnap.com/business/398/bill_gates_interview
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:10 pm
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Vendicare
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Joined: 16 Nov 2007 Posts: 45
It doesn't even read as if the reviewer has seen the movie. There is nothing in that article that couldn't be found in 5 minutes online. Maybe they are just hoping for "cool points" and page hits?
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:11 pm
OliMango
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Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Posts: 1189 Location: Vegas
e2c wrote:
Quote:
Cinematography is, unfortunately, terrible in this film. Most of it seems to have been shot on hand held video camera or something
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is that guy for real??!! the whole friggin movie is based on the concept of a handheld camera ... oh my god..who gives tickets to these RETARDS?
Ahahaha....these are the kind of reviews I enjoy...
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:14 pm
BoardRider53
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Joined: 05 Nov 2007 Posts: 17
Slusho Addict wrote:
This is a satirical website, don't take the review so seriously.
I was going to say..
If that would have been a serious, I would have lost at faith in film reviewers everywhere. That was god awful.
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:15 pm
xboyonfirex
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Joined: 05 Dec 2007 Posts: 1069
LMAO. oh my God... if this is what a review looks like for a 10/10 rating, then what does a 01/10 review look like?
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:17 pm
themanthebelly
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Joined: 27 Nov 2007 Posts: 40 Location: Edinburgh, UK
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In short, much of the dialog reminds one the last half hour of Twister, a film we reviewed in the 1990s on the mistaken belief that it was a film adaption of the famous board game.
I never knew this website existed. Thanks to whoever for fiding it for me.
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:33 pm
gigantis2001
Decorated
Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 282 Location: Columbus, Ohio
To those of you who honestly thought this was a serious review..............wow. You are just.............wow.
Also, the percent of non-sociopaths is much less than 96%.
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:58 pm
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