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[Baydog]

But did he "cut the cheese" when he got there?

[11808]

So I know, or at least I'd hope, the Slusho! site has been dissected to all hell already, but...some of the quotes seem really strange, and cryptic to the point where I think there's something more to them.

Quotes from the Happy Talk section:
"yeeeeeeehaaaaaa! what's the upwards notion of your doings???"
"I Feel as If all thE other liquiDs I consume are sub-par." (This quote had some letters capitalized... I thought it was simple sticky-caps at first, but it's not.)
"she's one of them." (This is the one that struck me the most.)
"Why is the number 6 so special in regards to Slusho?"
"Cranberry Crush flavour would be infectious!" (Weird thing to say? Although since it's a flavor that doesn't exist I'm sure it's just implying it would be popular.)
"Slusho came to me in the night, it told me sweet secrets."
"Slusho makes my stomach explode with happy!" (Disturbing considering Marlena)



In the Distribution Opportunities section there's a chimp hanging from the frame holding a piece of cheese.
Also in this, the Blueberry robot has a Hammer inside of him, and one of the other robots has on an oven mitt. In the History section, if you mouseover the fish swimming "closest" to the screen, you get the same three objects.
I also thought that maybe the number of Slusho! cups along the bottom might signify something. There are 9 cups on the left, one being full. 8 on the right, 3 being full.
And finally, the keyword tags from the page source code: Slusho, water, zoom, happy, power, fish, donkey, frog

Yeah, I'm sure I'm looking too much into it, but I joined this whole ARG/ARE late... I wanna find something, damn it.

[quantumcreep]

"I Feel as If all thE other liquiDs I consume are sub-par." (This quote had some letters capitalized... I thought it was simple sticky-caps at first, but it's not.)

I haven't seen the site, but I read somewhere yesterday that the "l" in "liquiods" is capitalized, thus spelling FIELD.

[Graham6222]

So it's some sort of code?

[imnutty]

Re: Chimp and chees in Slusho! Commercial

[sarara]

[O0O]

I actually hope I get trouted for this...

....I wonder if the chimp at Slusho is an analog for MGP. They both have large arm length/leg length ratios. MGP more so with an additional articulation point.

MGP keeps reminding me of an "atomic monkey" -- especially during the aerial bombing scene. He even stands and walks like a chimp, sometimes bipedal, sometimes quad....

And we all know chimps like to throw things ...like s**t. It maybe why he chucked the SOL head; he just likes to throw.

[HaloKitty7]

Satellite is falling down to earth, it is getting real:
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8UDPFC80&show_article=1

BUT.... who cares?
http://lotgk.wordpress.com/2008/01/25/asteroid-to-hit-earth-01282008-2/

[OliMango]

[Stumper67]

This mutated chimp theory is intriguing...

[Red Walrus]

[Tsakara]

i heard the sat was an actual IRL satellite that had crashed and they decided to keep it in.

[HaloKitty7]

All those Slusho Quotes and Postings from Tagruato reminds me more on drowning than consuming a drink. Weird.

[CHAiZA]

the chimp theory is idealistic... but what accouns for the 500' long tail of his???

Oh yeah and havn't most of all the quotes from "happy talk" been accounted for, as fan submitted... so that would make it just as much of an unreliable source... just as TIDOwaves comment became accessable to the fans?

[Animaniac]