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TNorton
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Joined: 23 Jan 2008 Posts: 5
Maybe it's not a commensalistic relationship. Maybe MGP is suffering from these parasites and attempting to get them off by releasing them onto others. Perhaps this opens the door to MGP's weaknesses.
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:44 pm
jamman1
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Joined: 20 Jan 2008 Posts: 159 Location: Indiana
SomethingTerrible wrote:
...I just think thats the logical thing the military would do in situation. They prolly wanna research why it makes people explode
1. Military scientists learn about parasites.
2. Scientists use knowledge to defeat MGP.
3. Scientists create super weapon by discovering how parasites make people explode.
4. WWIII: everybody explodes.
That's not the plot for a future movie - that's just realistic human behavior.
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:12 pm
OliMango
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Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Posts: 1189 Location: Vegas
Perhaps they captured it in order to just figure out what the hell it is. Is that not why we confiscate things?
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:20 pm
jamman1
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Joined: 20 Jan 2008 Posts: 159 Location: Indiana
OliMango wrote:
Perhaps they captured it in order to just figure out what the hell it is. Is that not why we confiscate things?
You say "confiscate" and I say "covet," lol.
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:23 pm
OliMango
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Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Posts: 1189 Location: Vegas
jamman1 wrote:
OliMango wrote:
Perhaps they captured it in order to just figure out what the hell it is. Is that not why we confiscate things?
You say "confiscate" and I say "covet," lol.
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:25 pm
keseki
Boot
Joined: 05 Jan 2008 Posts: 65
and our scientists learned how to do interstellar travel by "confiscating" the fallen UFO's at roswell. good luck with figuring out these parasites exploding kiss of death, didnt we just barely figure out what the hell the apendix was for? digesting wood? wowsa
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:27 pm
jamman1
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Joined: 20 Jan 2008 Posts: 159 Location: Indiana
OliMango wrote:
jamman1 wrote:
OliMango wrote:
Perhaps they captured it in order to just figure out what the hell it is. Is that not why we confiscate things?
You say "confiscate" and I say "covet," lol.
I think I was trying to make some kind of smarty pants comment about man's inherent need to destroy himself blah, blah, blah, but I just drank a 6 pack so it didn't make sense.
Now I can't stop staring at the bunny.
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:29 pm
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jamman1
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Joined: 20 Jan 2008 Posts: 159 Location: Indiana
keseki wrote:
and our scientists learned how to do interstellar travel by "confiscating" the fallen UFO's at roswell. good luck with figuring out these parasites exploding kiss of death, didnt we just barely figure out what the hell the apendix was for? digesting wood? wowsa
I think the "apendix" comes at the end of a book, but I just found out that bunnies wear flapjack headgear, so the answer is yes: it probably digests wood and cleans bowling shoes as well.
lol
Edit: Also, you have a good point about Roswell (if you believe that sort of thing), but I was just making fun of how humans can be in the middle of some gigantic crisis, and still be looking for ways to cause havoc and further their position. That's true wether it's a high ranking scientist, or electronic store looters.
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:33 pm
Stumper67
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Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Posts: 97
It's definitely a symbiotic relationship.
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:44 pm
TNorton
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Joined: 23 Jan 2008 Posts: 5
jamman1 wrote:
SomethingTerrible wrote:
...I just think thats the logical thing the military would do in situation. They prolly wanna research why it makes people explode
1. Military scientists learn about parasites.
2. Scientists use knowledge to defeat MGP.
3. Scientists create super weapon by discovering how parasites make people explode.
4. WWIII: everybody explodes.
That's not the plot for a future movie - that's just realistic human behavior.
I wouldn't really say it would cause WWIII. I think the last thing on any body's mind during this situation is a war except the one against MGP. That is unless the government decides to kill two birds with one stone to speak and just use it against our enemies and MGP, which is highly unlikely.
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:43 pm
emperor
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Joined: 23 Jan 2008 Posts: 64
Im beginning to wonder if Tagruato's deep sea meddling somehow involved these parasites, the parasites woke OGP up, and that has something to do with his rotten attitude. Maybe they bioengineered these parasites to harvest the deep sea nectar for them? How else would a single oil rig be able to suck up this nectar from wherever it comes from?
So the parasites latch onto OGP, start harvesting nectar, he wakes up like, 'OMFGWTF!!!' and starts raising hell. SOmething like that.
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:47 pm
SomethingTerrible-AlsoTer
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Joined: 23 Jan 2008 Posts: 125
I think that bunny with the damn pancake had something to do with it. It looks so smug just sittin there with it's pancake. Smart ass bunny!
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:10 pm
The Professor
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Joined: 26 Jan 2008 Posts: 17
Well I think they most likely captured that parasite to see what it is, find its weaknesses and more importantly, find a way to counter the "explosive" reactions to their bites. Not to mention, they were definitely parasites as A. you can see discomfort on the MGP's "face?" as it tries to rub them off and B. if there was a symbiotic relationship, why did the MGP have to rub it off to attack, if they helped it they would just come off by them selves. The only other possible relationship would be that of commensalism.
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:47 am
Mr. GrumpyPantz
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Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 253
I wonder if maybe the little monsters aren't supposed to be on its back maybe its a completely species? also why do they look like the antlions from Half-Life 2?
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:50 am
Richie
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Joined: 15 Jan 2008 Posts: 71 Location: Orlando
I agree with the commenselistic. I think they just hang around MGP for the leftovers or pieces that are too small for him to eat. The other reason is they have the venom of a predator, in that it is similar to spiders, large centipedes or scoripions, its liquifiess you from the inside out, breaks down your tissue. I dont think Marlene so much exploded as she just liquified and popped when the skin couldnt hold it in anymore.
If they were parasites to MGP, they would be more like fleas or have some sort of mouth or aparatus to scrape or penetrate his skin for sucking out his slushoee goodness. These things are predators not parasites.
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:15 am
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