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Lambo_Diablo_Svtt
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[OT/ SEMI-PRESS] Hilarious Meet the Spartans review! MTS has a current 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. LOL "You only have to wait 5 seconds into the movie to get the first vomit joke, and if that doesn't drive you out of the theater and on your way to see Cloverfield again, nothing will."
This made me laugh pretty good. when people start praising Cloverfield in another movie's review... that just shows how awesome Cloverfield really is.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:56 pm
Nighthawk
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Joined: 14 Jul 2007 Posts: 4751 Location: Miami, Florida, USA, Earth
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MTS has a current 0% on Rotten Tomatoes
Honestly, does that surprise you?
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:16 pm
Lambo_Diablo_Svtt
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Nighthawk wrote:
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MTS has a current 0% on Rotten Tomatoes
Honestly, does that surprise you?
Nope, not at all. I think the trailer is probably funnier then the whole movie.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:25 pm
Ivo
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Joined: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 380 Location: Illinois, USA
Re: [OT/ SEMI-PRESS] Hilarious Meet the Spartans review! MTS has a current 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. LOL
Lambo_Diablo_Svtt wrote:
"You only have to wait 5 seconds into the movie to get the first vomit joke, and if that doesn't drive you out of the theater and on your way to see Cloverfield again, nothing will."
This made me laugh pretty good. when people start praising Cloverfield in another movie's review... that just shows how awesome Cloverfield really is.
Or, depending on your point of view, how truly awful the reviewed film was.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:05 pm
guerra001
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Re: [OT/ SEMI-PRESS] Hilarious Meet the Spartans review! MTS has a current 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. LOL
Ivo wrote:
Lambo_Diablo_Svtt wrote:
"You only have to wait 5 seconds into the movie to get the first vomit joke, and if that doesn't drive you out of the theater and on your way to see Cloverfield again, nothing will."
This made me laugh pretty good. when people start praising Cloverfield in another movie's review... that just shows how awesome Cloverfield really is.
Or, depending on your point of view, how truly awful the reviewed film was.
It hurts my brain trying to figure out how movies like that keep getting funding
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:07 pm
Ivo
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Joined: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 380 Location: Illinois, USA
Re: [OT/ SEMI-PRESS] Hilarious Meet the Spartans review! MTS has a current 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. LOL
guerra001 wrote:
Ivo wrote:
Lambo_Diablo_Svtt wrote:
"You only have to wait 5 seconds into the movie to get the first vomit joke, and if that doesn't drive you out of the theater and on your way to see Cloverfield again, nothing will."
This made me laugh pretty good. when people start praising Cloverfield in another movie's review... that just shows how awesome Cloverfield really is.
Or, depending on your point of view, how truly awful the reviewed film was.
It hurts my brain trying to figure out how movies like that keep getting funding
It's because Mel Brooks made a couple good spoofs in the 70s and 80s, thus studios bankroll this crap, hoping for another Blazing Saddles or Spaceballs. That's my guess anyway.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:10 pm
My_Name_Is_Dan
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What happens during the Cloverfield parody?
Is there even a Cloverfield parody?
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:10 pm
EmmanuelGoldstein
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SO SAYTEH THE TOMATO:
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It appears the critics will have to wait to Meet the Spartans, since it wasn't screened prior to release.
So it's kinda hard to give a rating besides 0% when there are no reviews.
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:22 pm
Lambo_Diablo_Svtt
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EmmanuelGoldstein wrote:
SO SAYTEH THE TOMATO:
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It appears the critics will have to wait to Meet the Spartans, since it wasn't screened prior to release.
So it's kinda hard to give a rating besides 0% when there are no reviews.
erm... aside from the fact that Meet the Spartans came out tonight...
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/meet_the_spartans/
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:28 pm
Saiyan King
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Joined: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 599 Location: Orlando, The crappiest town in America, thanks to Disney
the reason movies like that keep getting made is because there are alot of idiots out there that still go to see it. the same type of people that find toilet humor and fart jokes funny. I had the unfortunate experience of having to sit through Epic Movie, and i didnt even laugh once except for the fight scene where it kept switching between Fred Willard and the oriental guy. that was the only funny part in that whole stupid movie. ill never get that hour and a half of my life back
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:26 pm
Magejutsu
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ha i think there will probably some okk part sin it,
like the sanjya spoof i saw on tv
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:50 pm
gigantis2001
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Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 282 Location: Columbus, Ohio
Magejutsu wrote:
ha i think there will probably some okk part sin it,
like the sanjya spoof i saw on tv
I don't know, man...I wouldn't risk it.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:52 pm
Magejutsu
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worth a download at the least i guess
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:54 pm
gigantis2001
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Magejutsu wrote:
worth a download at the least i guess
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh, no. Definitely not.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:57 pm
bewarethanatos
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Was MTS written after the WGA strike?
And no matter how hard Hollywood tries, not even movies starring Leslie Nielsen will be another Airplane!
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:44 am
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