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Icarus Blye
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Joined: 24 Oct 2007 Posts: 441 Location: Cumblowus
[48][OT][HUMOR] The Lounge. Rants and OOG discussion. Okay, I figured I'd start this Lounge business off with a smurfing rant from something I heard in the news earlier this evening.
First off, allow me to clue in those who have not been part of the 48 Forum.
Smurf = The eff word.
A word filter was put in place on our old forum changing that word to smurf. Other words were changed, but I don't care about this. I'm only censoring the eff word on here so I don't get ToS'd/Banned/Reported/whatever else happens on a real forum.
With that said, here we go.
I don't know if any of you heard but Sesame Street just released another DVD entitled `` Sesame Street Old School Vol. 2 : 1974 - 1979. `` What's wrong with this you ask? Absolutely nothing, I'm glad they're releasing the old school Sesame Street. However, a small piece of content at the beginning of this DVD is what has me smurfing spazzing.
This DVD has a warning at the beginning, stating that the content on this DVD may be unsuitable for children of today's society and is best suited for adults.
Go ahead, re-read that, let it smurfing sink and get back to me. I'll wait.
Okay, still don't smurfing get it do you? NEITHER DO SMURFING I! Why the SMURF do we need a smurfing WARNING ON A GOD DAMN SMURFING SESAME STREET DVD?! It's not like Oscar is ass raping The Count, or Snuffaluffagus is snorting coke off of Big Bird's c0ck! I mean for smurf's sake, what the smurf kind of world are we living in when OUR SMURFING CHILDREN CAN'T SMURFING WATCH SESAME STREET WITHOUT A SMURFING WARNING?!
You know why there's a warning? Because they say things like `` police man `` and `` police woman `` when in today's society we say `` police officers. `` Oh, and you can't call it sitting Indian style anymore, because that's racist, it's called criss-crossing sticks. WHAT THE SMURF?! CRISS-CROSSING STICKS?! ARE YOU SMURFING KIDDING ME?! LET ME CRISS-CROSS MY SMURFING STICKS ACROSS YOUR SMURFING HEAD YOU POLITICALLY CORRECT SMURFING TERRORISTS!
That's right, I called them terrorists, because that's what they smurfing are. Smurf the guys over seas, this is home, this is the real enemy. The government and political activists that have pussified our smurfing parents to make them not let our children watch anything.
What's next, we start referring to snowmen as snowpersons?
Smurf that.
/rant.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:29 pm
daylyn
Veteran
Joined: 15 Jan 2008 Posts: 81 Location: ANN ARBOR
I have to agree Tim, this is pretty smurfed up...what's funny/sad/smurfed up is that most of us here grew up watching Sesame Street...with no disclaimer or warning...and I think for the most part we are all ok
whatever
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:40 pm
amandel
I Have 100 Cats and Smell of Wee
Joined: 15 Jan 2008 Posts: 4096 Location: Nederland
Not so thrilled with monitoring SESAME STREET to be PC but I'm delighted our first Longue post is!.....
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:07 pm
Idta
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Joined: 15 Jan 2008 Posts: 374
That is beyond insanity...What are these people thinking....
*Goes back to reading the Unabomber Manifesto*
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:17 pm
Will 2.0
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Joined: 22 Jun 2007 Posts: 1431 Location: Burlington, Vermont
yeah well, they DO have barney Soulja Boy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvDbVFB2iUE
Scare you?
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:04 am
Idta
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Joined: 15 Jan 2008 Posts: 374
SCARY
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48hoursinpurgatory.com is coming to pwn your a$$e$!
..In theaters near you.
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:15 am
Misstiggy
Decorated
Joined: 20 Aug 2007 Posts: 162 Location: The back of beyond, Northern Ireland
Firstly, I completely agree with Icky on this one, and it just goes to show how scared everyone is of each other nowadays.
Secondly, WTF HAPPENED TO BARNEY?????
quite worried about that actually
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:10 am
amandel
I Have 100 Cats and Smell of Wee
Joined: 15 Jan 2008 Posts: 4096 Location: Nederland
www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/128907/48_Hours_in_Purgatory **Didn't know to where to place this** Zilla saw yesterday, I checked today and the shoutwire link to the Despoiler article about 48Hours is still broken which means "No Shouting" for it is possible. If Spacebass or whoever wrote it can fix the link,we can all keep pushing(shouting)the article into a top read. **Thanks and mini threadjack over**
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:03 am
Icarus Blye
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Joined: 24 Oct 2007 Posts: 441 Location: Cumblowus
For those who don't know : http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22788914/
R.I.P.
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:10 pm
Misstiggy
Decorated
Joined: 20 Aug 2007 Posts: 162 Location: The back of beyond, Northern Ireland
Thanks for posting that Ic
My thoughts are with his family and his daughter
Peace be with you
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:13 pm
Tresbien
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Joined: 09 Jun 2006 Posts: 1436
Thanks for posting that Ic. I was sitting here feeling so sad for him and his family and couldn't bear to post it myself. Prayers to all affected.
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:15 pm
Bauer786
Boot
Joined: 16 Jan 2008 Posts: 22 Location: Providence, Rhode Island
Yea, Ic...I saw that too. That's crazy. I wonder if they'll release "The Dark Knight". RIP Heath.
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:16 pm
Tresbien
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Joined: 09 Jun 2006 Posts: 1436
IMDB lists it as in post-production so I expect it'll be released as scheduled.
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:20 pm
Icarus Blye
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Joined: 24 Oct 2007 Posts: 441 Location: Cumblowus
It'll be released. They're in post-production and I don't think any reshots are needed.
Only thing is, the film will always have this stigma around it.
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:39 pm
Will 2.0
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Joined: 22 Jun 2007 Posts: 1431 Location: Burlington, Vermont
Should have a RIP HL at the end...
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:22 pm
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