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gigantis2001
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Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 282 Location: Columbus, Ohio
Humorous Cloverfield Review Trust me... If any of you motherfuckers check out Aint-It-Cool-News, you might know who "Outlaw Vern" is. If not, you're an asshole.
Relax. I'm kidding. You're not an asshole.
Anyway, he writes some of the most amusing movie reviews, or as he calls them, "reviews on the films of cinema."
Anyway (yes, again), here's a link to his Cloverfield review, and a short preview, where he talks about how he thinks they could do the sequel:
http://www.geocities.com/outlawvern/ReviewsC.html#cloverfield
Spoiler (Rollover to View):
more and more shit will just keep hitting the fan. Still only one fan but just a huge amount of shit hitting it.
His website (or "web sight"): http://www.geocities.com/outlawvern/
Humorous shit...
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:36 pm
Caerwiden
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Joined: 08 Oct 2007 Posts: 651
I stopped reading at "alot".
That's just not funny.
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:23 pm
Chrizzy
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Joined: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 611 Location: Halifax, NS
Caerwiden wrote:
I stopped reading at "alot".
That's just not funny.
You made it all the way down to "alot"?? I stopped at "giant monster named Cloverfield".
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:46 pm
suckaH
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Joined: 25 Jul 2007 Posts: 672
Yeah i got to the second line and realized that it was most likely written by a retarT ed child with down syndrome.
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:21 pm
konamouse
Official uF Dietitian
Joined: 02 Dec 2002 Posts: 8010 Location: My own alternate reality
SuckaH - please rethink your statement. We try not to make such cruel statements around here. There might be members who have relatives who have Down Syndrome, or Autism, or Developmental Delays.
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:21 pm
Lambo_Diablo_Svtt
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Joined: 18 Aug 2007 Posts: 914
Lol, the three posts above kona obviously didnt try reading all the way through.
I did, and I have to say he's a lot smarter then you all make him out to be. While he may not have followed the Online stuff, he did like the movie alot it sounded like (he never gives it a final number/letter grade). But, I was happy to see him explain his reasons for liking/disliking things.
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:22 pm
Chrizzy
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Joined: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 611 Location: Halifax, NS
Lambo_Diablo_Svtt wrote:
Lol, the three posts above kona obviously didnt try reading all the way through.
I did, and I have to say he's a lot smarter then you all make him out to be. While he may not have followed the Online stuff, he did like the movie alot it sounded like (he never gives it a final number/letter grade). But, I was happy to see him explain his reasons for liking/disliking things.
Point was, we were promised something funny. From what I read (which was actually most of it, regardless of what I said...yes, I know, I lied, lol, go see Dr. House about that), he was trying to be funny, but failed miserably. When he started getting serious, the review became tolerable, but I've seen enough reviews, so I couldn't care less...I was just promised something funny. I want hilarity, damn it! HILARITY!
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:40 pm
intersect
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Joined: 24 Jan 2008 Posts: 882 Location: Gainesville, FL
i enjoyed it, while he is hilarious and states some opinions, he never actually judges the movie...
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:40 pm
skatehimrock
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Joined: 23 Jan 2008 Posts: 375
way to be original with the fry avatar.
jk.
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:43 pm
intersect
Entrenched
Joined: 24 Jan 2008 Posts: 882 Location: Gainesville, FL
haha, wow i only joined like a day later too
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:45 pm
skatehimrock
Unfettered
Joined: 23 Jan 2008 Posts: 375
yeah im about to change it so dont change yours lol
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:47 pm
BranJ
Decorated
Joined: 21 Jan 2008 Posts: 188
Ouch That hurt to read. This guy sounds like a idiot from what i read.
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:46 am
Caerwiden
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Joined: 08 Oct 2007 Posts: 651
Lambo_Diablo_Svtt wrote:
Lol, the three posts above kona obviously didnt try reading all the way through.
I did, and I have to say he's a lot smarter then you all make him out to be. While he may not have followed the Online stuff, he did like the movie alot it sounded like (he never gives it a final number/letter grade). But, I was happy to see him explain his reasons for liking/disliking things.
It wasn't funny up to the point I stopped reading and I stopped reading because he used 'alot', which isn't a word. That kind of thing just makes you look foolish...
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:42 am
WillardBateman
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Joined: 13 Dec 2007 Posts: 31
Caerwiden wrote:
I stopped reading at "alot".
That's just not funny.
You really got some issues with that huh?
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:35 am
Schrijvertje
Decorated
Joined: 14 May 2007 Posts: 205 Location: Belgium
I like this review. It's neither a "I totally hate this" one or a "I'm so in love with this!" one. It's just a review by a normal guy who probably likes to watch movies a lot but doesn't go see one every single day, in theaters nor at home.
You know, I like to make fun of movies even when I like them. I'm a spoof nut. I can say stuff like, "yeah, that scene was way over the top" or "man, what a crummy line that was" and then I put in the dvd and watch it again anyway and totally immerse myself in it. This guy does that too.
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:01 am
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