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[HUMOR] JJ talking with my Nearby co-workplace inhabatnat
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TheMuslim
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 		[HUMOR] JJ talking with my Nearby co-workplace inhabatnat
This is going on in my head.
I Love
Hate
Love
Hate
wait, no.. LOVE JJ's use of all this. .. This is Not Real





{JJ} - "This is JJ."

{Employee at Customer service near where I work who keeps looking at
me as I bang my head against my workstation reading this fourm} :
"Oh garsh, you should see him, it too too sad."

(JJ) "Is it really THAT bad?"

(Cust srvs) "Yers sir, he is really reeling over there. it is if heart is
missing, fery sad. He keep say "hammer mitten cheese donkey,
hammer mitten cheese donkey" ofer and ofer again(g)"

(JJ) "Excelent, as soon as I've tortured the minds of every single person
on that -bleep_ing unfiction forum, then my pangs of hunger for human
flesh will be subdued!"

(Cust srvs) "uhh orkay...

may I ask you a question master?"

(JJ) "You may, pawn!"

(Cust srvs) "Why you torture him, i mean what he do to you?"

(JJ) "Oh all those Yankee haters, I hate them, I hate them all. I even
flooded their CHEAP t-shirt boxes with a whole bunch of nonsensical stuff
about, get this... A YANKEE PLAYER NICKNAMED GODZILLA!!!
{Evil evil laugh} and the {catching breath} and I've also sent them other
things too, that make No Sense and are Totally unrelated WhatSoEver!"

(Cust srvs) "yes, Yes, YES!!"{maniacal laugh (that I can hear)}

(JJ) "Then when they think they've had enough, I'll change things on the
pictures again... lead them NO WHERE! they will not sleep!!!"

(Cust srvs) "But master, why do you do this and all and know that their
pain and torment will be over in just a few short months; can't they hold
out?"

(JJ) "NO!!!! Never will they be free from my clutches, I will riddle them
again, over and over; each riddle opening two more, each ending with
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING; and then one I have released my Sequel {see
http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=20255&start=90}
I will then lead them down another path; It's brilliant! I will use all of their
creative energies to solve puzzles that lead to more puzzles that never
have solutions! I will recruit TEAMS OF SCORES of blood thirsty, over
educated interns to tease them and play with them on Myspace. Ha Ha Ha
MYSPACE IS REAL EVIL! I will make them FEEL, all the while i will be
sucking their Heart Energies with my "Evil Slusho Theme Music" that
actually sends all of their hopes and dreams to me so I can Squash them!
And all the while they will beg for more. It's Brilliant! "
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Melampus
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 		Worshippy Brilliant!! Worshippy

And, so very true.

My new private riddle to solve is guessing which Slusho! tune will play in my head forever, once I've secured my own private room at Arkham. Will it be that catchy lil' ditty from the Home page, or the hauntingly absurd melody from the Downloads page?

"Both... maybe?"
- Barton Fink

Drool

I guess I'll just have to... (drumroll please)... WAIT AND SEE!! Shocked Silly

PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:10 am
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New!! Jalepeno SLUSHO!!!
Boot


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 		Just because your parnoid...
...dosen't mean their not out to get you.
Is it just me, or has all this overanalyzing led to a disorienting need to speculate everything in the real world? I see 1-18-08 signs everywhere. Not remembering most (There so damn frequent I can't keep up) But the worst was I started reading a Dean Koontz book about when I started this ARG?viral/???/Thing. Dark Rivers of the Heart. Finished it a few days ago, and toward the end one of the Baddies who works for the government is wounded and recovering at a place in Washington DC they will only refer to as CLOVERFIELD!!! What the EFF!?! And, get this, the book was published by penguin. LOL, I thought I lost my mind till I realized that I found it out.

J.J. Abrams will rule the world. Cloverfeild is a carefully constructed media war machine to destroy our psyches. Its crafted to be able to connect to any and everything in existence. Thus, frantic and useless speculation will fry our minds, reducing us to slusho brained goons primed for mind control. Slusho is people, and the future cloverfield army!!!
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Melampus
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 		Just out of curiosity...

Tell us more about that book - what's the general story, and what's the place called "Cloverfield"?

There's a chance that book could have been something that inspired one of the team/crew to use "Cloverfield" as a nickname of the movie (despite the existence of the Airport in Calif.). Probably not, but it's worth considering. So, what's the scoop on that Cloverfield place (in the book)?

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worngmike
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 		i'm on that fence, ready to fall off.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:09 pm
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 		two threads in one post
Well if the initial post is any indication we've figured out who the monster really is...and its gender.


chick for sure


It's Mistresss Mandy

and yeah, we're all her bitches.

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.J. Abrams will rule the world. Cloverfeild is a carefully constructed media war machine to destroy our psyches. Its crafted to be able to connect to any and everything in existence. Thus, frantic and useless speculation will fry our minds, reducing us to slusho brained goons primed for mind control. Slusho is people, and the future cloverfield army!!!



SLUSHO MAKE YOU LOOK FREEZING!
FRESH FOR YOU!
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!



(tinag222)

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Monstrous
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 		Zoom zoom zoom...
MAZDA

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 		ZA WARUDO

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