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i guess not man, lol. I mean, shes doable, that im not disputing, but i dont know what the hell you fellas are talkin about sayin that Marlena is hotter than Beth. I had to freakin double take n look at that again. Beth is f*ckin craaaaaazy hot. I'd stick it in her pooper any day of the week man.

**Posted:** Sat May 10, 2008 9:11 pm

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**Posted:** Sat May 10, 2008 9:13 pm

Euchre · uF Game Warden Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 3342

**Posted:** Sat May 10, 2008 10:09 pm

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Ashmodean · Boot Joined: 26 Nov 2007 Posts: 30

**Posted:** Sat May 10, 2008 10:26 pm

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LMAO, u know it euchre Wink

**Posted:** Sat May 10, 2008 11:08 pm

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**Posted:** Sat May 10, 2008 11:11 pm

skatehimrock · Unfettered Joined: 23 Jan 2008 Posts: 375

**Posted:** Sat May 10, 2008 11:52 pm

Ashmodean · Boot Joined: 26 Nov 2007 Posts: 30

It was sarcasm...given teh nature of my previous posts.

**Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 12:30 am

geezyj · Unfettered Joined: 05 Apr 2008 Posts: 367

gotta go with marlena. shes to awesome to pass up

my secondary choice is lily

beth looks like the type of girl that wouldnt put out for an average joe like most of us are

**Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 5:44 am

pegassissy · Unfettered Joined: 14 Aug 2007 Posts: 552

LOL at the entire thread!!!!!!!!!!!
But yeah beth is the bestest.
The sophistication of unfiction may be down...but the funny is way up.

**Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 11:05 am

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The poll is hilarious. I mean lets face it, all you cats that voted for Marlena know that when it comes down too it Beth is smokin.....no i dont like her either.....but Beth is smoking hot in the traditional, (someone even said) mainstream sense of the term. Whats funny is, the same people who said Donatello was their favorite turtle back in the day just so they wouldnt conform with all the plebeian jack asses who liked Michelangelo are voting for
Marlena. All The Michelangelo jack asses are voting for beth because only nerds would like Marlena (donatello). Poor Lily (Raphael) gets left out because of the great struggle between the nerds and jack asses, and nobody ever like leonardo so he doesnt even get a smoking hot lady counterpart in this movie.

So I was one of the nerds who always liked donatello but I'll put that aside for a moment. If I wanted that lil firecracker with some moxie who wasnt afriad to be herself and could really just get Mulholland Dr....(you know what I mean just get it)...then i'd pick Marlena......but for pure unadulterated debauchery with a smokin hot chick it'd be Beth....But Lily is the girl you take home to mom for thanksgiving and see if you cant sneak a pickle tickle in with at 2:30 in the morning in the downstairs bathroom.

vote Lily

**Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 11:39 am

pegassissy · Unfettered Joined: 14 Aug 2007 Posts: 552

**Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 11:57 am

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Vendicare · Boot Joined: 16 Nov 2007 Posts: 45

**Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 12:14 pm

Yasha · Greenhorn Joined: 03 Apr 2008 Posts: 6

Holy crapozoids, I liked Mikey too. That should be sufficient enough to figure out who I voted for in this thread...

OK. I just have to say this... MARLENA'S HOT!!!! Laughing

(BTW, she's winning so far!)

**Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 1:30 pm

skatehimrock · Unfettered Joined: 23 Jan 2008 Posts: 375

ok if you look at my thread.
i said best looking.
not who would be best to fucking hang out with.
lol.

**Posted:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:49 pm