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K1Ng5p4d3
Unfettered
Joined: 18 Jan 2008 Posts: 317 Location: Heirohnmahkeistehr, India
Everything's Magic wrote:
LOL K1Ng5p4d3, kona's a girl.
Anyway, nice little sum up there. Thanks for that.
Huh? i dont do sum ups yo. I strictly speculate and theorize. If its already a fact i leave it alone pretty much. I am the speculum king. ( er, is the plural for speculate - speculum or speculii?). I dont freakin know, but whatever it is, im that guy
Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 9:30 pm
Euchre
uF Game Warden
Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 3342
K1Ng5p4d3 wrote:
I am the speculum king.
Quote:
A speculum is a medical tool for investigating body cavities, with a form dependent on the body cavity for which it is designed.
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 10:36 pm
IncidentCloverfield
Decorated
Joined: 16 Nov 2007 Posts: 194
So...... Where do WE here at unforums get a Speculum to take a gander at Clovers feeding tubes... eh? Maybe Kingspade can hold one end and Euchre can hold the other and I'll bust out some binoculers or somethin... ha ha the madness!!!
Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 11:07 pm
Euchre
uF Game Warden
Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 3342
A warning:
Do NOT do a Google Image Search for "speculum" with anything less than Strict SafeSearch selected.
_________________Any sufficiently plausible fiction is indistinguishable from reality.
Any sufficiently twisted reality is indistinguishable from fiction.
Welcome to the new world of entertainment.
ŠEuchre 2007
Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 11:40 pm
suckaH
Unfettered
Joined: 25 Jul 2007 Posts: 672
Euchre wrote:
K1Ng5p4d3 wrote:
I am the speculum king.
Quote:
A speculum is a medical tool for investigating body cavities, with a form dependent on the body cavity for which it is designed.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh man, spade's never gonna live that one down
Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 11:51 pm
SourGirl
Boot
Joined: 17 May 2008 Posts: 34
Euchre wrote:
A warning:
Do NOT do a Google Image Search for "speculum" with anything less than Strict SafeSearch selected.
hahahaha I too learned the hard way when trying to research a standard physical exam for women to know what I was looking forward to.
Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 12:52 am
?Sander
Decorated
Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Posts: 276
Im gonna make one soon of TIDO. Will post it in this thread.
Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 4:50 am
Wyskers
Boot
Joined: 18 Apr 2008 Posts: 25 Location: Florida
Oh gods... the speculum... that icey cold metal thing. *cry*
Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 1:10 pm
K1Ng5p4d3
Unfettered
Joined: 18 Jan 2008 Posts: 317 Location: Heirohnmahkeistehr, India
LMFAO. sorry bout that. Wifey read that too n laughed at me. You would think that since i got a 1 n a half year old, i would know all the tools that were shoved in my wifeys nono bits, but hey. Everybody makes mistakes. N i dont mind being referred to as "The Speculum King". Kinda gives me character
Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 11:06 pm
IncidentCloverfield
Decorated
Joined: 16 Nov 2007 Posts: 194
So what should the "initiation" be in becoming the "Speculum King"? Run Kingspade Run!!!
Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 11:10 pm
scadrbrane
Veteran
Joined: 12 Feb 2008 Posts: 123 Location: Right here in front of you...
Euchre wrote:
A warning:
Do NOT do a Google Image Search for "speculum" with anything less than Strict SafeSearch selected.
That is freaking hilarious!!!!!!!!
_________________
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 4:53 am
K1Ng5p4d3
Unfettered
Joined: 18 Jan 2008 Posts: 317 Location: Heirohnmahkeistehr, India
IncidentCloverfield wrote:
So what should the "initiation" be in becoming the "Speculum King"? Run Kingspade Run!!!
Just dont be givin people ideas. When i googled speculum, a bunch of shit came up about a rectal unit, and if my initiation has anything to do with that, my ass will literally be hiding in the freakin trees man. dont make me go to my safety deposit box and get my OWN controller pod out....Ill unleash MY clovey on ALL you bastards!!!!
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 3:24 pm
IncidentCloverfield
Decorated
Joined: 16 Nov 2007 Posts: 194
HAHAHAHA!!! Man we need some new clues or something...
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 3:25 pm
INTERNET
Decorated
Joined: 06 Mar 2008 Posts: 247
ARG is done. Get over it.
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 3:26 pm
porrphyrhia
Unfettered
Joined: 03 Feb 2008 Posts: 308 Location: georgia, USA
INTERNET wrote:
ARG is done. Get over it.
if it's over, then why are you on here solely to make crappy comments at people?
cos... it's over, right?
except for the fact that a little more than week ago, the biggest thing to happen in months was discovered.
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 3:36 pm
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