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Esteed
Entrenched
Joined: 25 Jul 2006 Posts: 1147 Location: Delaware
stratagos wrote:
Darren Knight wrote:
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Okay, friend. Take a photo or draw a picture, or even write a poem, about your favorite hiding place.
The place you'd like to be if a murderer were after you.
I'm not telling some Cthulu-loving dude where my bolthole is! That'd be like telling the undead my Zombie Plan!
Yes, but if you tell zombies, they wouldn't understand because they are mindless corpses.
Or at least, those are the only kind of zombies I will even accept as "zombies".
_________________"The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No."" -Rorschach
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:14 pm
ineffabelle
Unfettered
Joined: 01 May 2008 Posts: 700 Location: Southern California
irc channel fyi I am making us a channel on irc.chat-solutions.org
you can join me in #vampiresquid
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:15 pm
Darren Knight
Unfettered
Joined: 28 Jul 2007 Posts: 494 Location: Parsippany, New Jersey
Esteed wrote:
Yes, but if you tell zombies, they wouldn't understand because they are mindless corpses.
Or at least, those are the only kind of zombies I will even accept as "zombies".
Well, if they eat brains.... do they still count as mindless. Technically, they still have brains in them [albeit their stomach]
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:19 pm
LordIllidan
Unfettered
Joined: 16 Jun 2007 Posts: 737
I decided to man up and send a haiku to Vampire squid:
Quote:
Ascension, Team SWAT
Super Jump way up on high
Snipe Snipe Snipe
Bonus points if you know what I'm talking 'bout.
As stated... Bonus points if you know where my hiding spot is XD
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:36 pm
deletia
Unfettered
Joined: 31 Jul 2007 Posts: 304 Location: Pittsburgh, PA
The vampire squid's email address comes from a sound file that references Netochka Nezvanova. That wikipedia article on the artist(s) left me pretty amazed.
Does anyone else think it would be immensely cool if this turned out to be associated with one of her/his/their projects? NN sounds very ARGy, proto-ARGy in fact.
I think I'll have to participate just to find out!
Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:00 am
Darren Knight
Unfettered
Joined: 28 Jul 2007 Posts: 494 Location: Parsippany, New Jersey
I just got another response back from the squid:
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How delightful, thank you.
What scares you most? Adult men or teenage women?
My reply:
Quote:
Good to hear.
If I had to make a choice (though teenage women are more volatile] I would say that the adult men scare me most.
Just a force of habit, normally it is the adult men committing crimes and mureders.
However, I wonder, why exactly would you need to know this?
~Darren Dameon Knight III
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:26 am
gaffeofthecentury
Boot
Joined: 14 Jun 2008 Posts: 43 Location: TX
LordIllidan wrote:
I decided to man up and send a haiku to Vampire squid:
Quote:
Ascension, Team SWAT
Super Jump way up on high
Snipe Snipe Snipe
Bonus points if you know what I'm talking 'bout.
As stated... Bonus points if you know where my hiding spot is XD
Halo.
Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:27 am
LordIllidan
Unfettered
Joined: 16 Jun 2007 Posts: 737
gaffeofthecentury wrote:
LordIllidan wrote:
I decided to man up and send a haiku to Vampire squid:
Quote:
Ascension, Team SWAT
Super Jump way up on high
Snipe Snipe Snipe
Bonus points if you know what I'm talking 'bout.
As stated... Bonus points if you know where my hiding spot is XD
Halo.
Win
Got a few replies from Vampire Squid...
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Subject: My hiding place
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From: Illidan Flameseeker <setokaiba800>
Date: Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 3:35 PM
To: vampiresquid.comSPLAT gmail.com
Ascension, Team SWAT
Super Jump way up on high
Snipe Snipe Snipe
Bonus points if you know what I'm talking 'bout.
--
Odore orokamono domo Satsuriku no kyouen ni
Hanabira maichirasu hodo
Risei no kamen sutete kairaku sekai e
Ashita no ikenie (emono sasotte) kuruwaseru Tsumi na Bara!
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From: Vampire Squid <vampiresquid>
Date: Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 9:17 PM
To: Illidan Flameseeker <setokaiba800>
I never seem to get your inside jokes. Remember, I live in the ocean.
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From: Illidan Flameseeker <setokaiba800>
Date: Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 9:23 PM
To: Vampire Squid <vampiresquid>
People don't, like, drop video games into the ocean after freak fishing/sea-bound lan party accidents?
I would recommend capsizing a shipment of Halo 3. NOW.
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From: Vampire Squid <vampiresquid>
Date: Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 9:37 PM
To: Illidan Flameseeker <setokaiba800>
I'll see what I can do about that. I'll look to see if any shipments are heading my way.
Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:38 am
Darren Knight
Unfettered
Joined: 28 Jul 2007 Posts: 494 Location: Parsippany, New Jersey
Some improtant stuff from the squid this time:
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My partner in crime wanted to know.
Just as a heads up, I will update my website with at least 1 new page every day. Be ready to look around every 24 hours for arbitrary additions.
Aren't you excited for September 1?
My reply:
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You can't imagine how .
Ive cleared my schedule for it, or course. No way I can miss this.
So you have assosciates? Are we allowed to know wgo he/she is?
So, his comment made me check back at the site and I found that hide.htm had been updated w/a new page.
http://www.vampiresquid.co.nr/q.htm
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:47 am
degravedi
Unfictologist
Joined: 17 Jan 2007 Posts: 1458 Location: New Orleans
LordIllidan wrote:
From: Vampire Squid <vampiresquid>
Date: Thu, Aug 7, 2008 at 9:37 PM
To: Illidan Flameseeker <setokaiba800>
I'll see what I can do about that. I'll look to see if any shipments are heading my way.
Wouldn't suppose he's at -47.15, -126.717 hmm?
Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:50 am
silentdream
Boot
Joined: 27 Jul 2007 Posts: 64 Location: Michiana
We've been having a fun little conversation but apparently he does have friends, or that's what he said. Other than that nothing important.
Although he did ask "Who were you most intimidated by in school? Your peers? Teachers? Principal?"
To which I replied, my vice principal.
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:13 am
LordIllidan
Unfettered
Joined: 16 Jun 2007 Posts: 737
Entirely irrelevant, but... I asked whether Vampire Squid was a man/girl/invertebrate. He answered "All of the above."
Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:16 am
endercoaster
Boot
Joined: 30 Nov 2007 Posts: 11
Also, he/she/it goes by Frank apparently. At what point do we move this out of News & Rumors? Sept. 1?
Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:34 am
degravedi
Unfictologist
Joined: 17 Jan 2007 Posts: 1458 Location: New Orleans
endercoaster wrote:
Also, he/she/it goes by Frank apparently. At what point do we move this out of News & Rumors? Sept. 1?
Sorry, only very large games get moved out of here, which this doesn't seem like it's going to be. But that doesn't mean it won't be fun anyway!
[offtopic] Speaking of that, wouldn't it be better if the division was something like "Rumors & Mini-Games" {Single-Thread / Grassroots / Smallscale / etc.} and "News, Press, and Other Analysis"... *shrug* [/offtopic]
Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:27 am
madamimadam
Unfettered
Joined: 26 Dec 2007 Posts: 326
aww, she totally stole that from me! lol
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:37 am
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