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"Monster" aka "Battlefield Tokyo" is NOT "Cloverfield"

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?Sander · Decorated Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Posts: 276

Pretty cool artwork for a fake piece of shit. Razz

**Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:31 am

geezyj · Unfettered Joined: 05 Apr 2008 Posts: 367

**Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:44 pm

?Sander · Decorated Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Posts: 276

**Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:35 pm

ZexionVI · Boot Joined: 13 Jan 2009 Posts: 13

good to know, i actually saw that on one website and im like
"WHAT IS THIS?"
im glad i didnt consider buying it now
rofl

**Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:36 pm

geezyj · Unfettered Joined: 05 Apr 2008 Posts: 367

**Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:15 pm

Caboose8917 · Boot Joined: 12 Dec 2007 Posts: 57 Location: Las Vegas

if you go to a hollywood video you can probably still find it in the sci fi section. i was working there when we were still calling it 1-18-08 and man, when 'monster' came out...three days before cloverfield...i laughed so hard. its terrible. if you have to see this garbage, you can rent it cheep, or buy it for about 7.99. but seriously, dont waste your time.

**Posted:** Mon Jan 26, 2009 5:45 pm

ndemeter

Do they actually show the monster?

**Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:02 am

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I had the unfortunate chance at seeing Transmorphers, the Asylum's ripoff of Transformers. One of the stupidest and worst movies ive ever seen. Long and boring and the ending made absolutely no sense. So a word of warning people, stay far , far away from Asylum movies, cause its two hours of your life youll never get back. Do something youll enjoy more, like sorting your sock drawer

The funniest thing to me about them ripping off our beloved movie is that they didnt even try to make an original poster either. Their poster is the exact copy of Cloverfield's. I mean even the buildings with the path of the monster in them is in the exact same spot. My 9 yr old daughter, who isnt the brightest, God bless her soul, could come up with something more original ROFLMAO

**Posted:** Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:30 pm

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If you want to give Matt Reeves and J.J. Abrams a joke or two, give them this one. Let's see how hard they'll laugh (hope they won't get any cardiac arrest or get annoyed at) about this. xD

If ever they (the original makers) make a sequel to Cloverfield (the original movie), and The Asylum makes a damn again, I hope to see the movie poster would that of the Statue of David getting wrecked this time. I would totally laugh hard if they do. xD

P.S. And oh, are they also making an ARG about this? If they do, I would love to see a blog about Missing Teddy Handsome. xD Shocked Silly

**Posted:** Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:47 am