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umbrellakraken
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Knowledge Generation Bureau
Not sure this is a "timewaster", but...

For those of you who don't know, the kgb, or Knowledge Generation Bureau, is an organization that answers questions texted to the number 542542. Asking completely out-of-the blue questions has actually become quite fun for me, so I figured I'd make a thread in which people can post some of the funnier answers they've gotten.

Today's gold:

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Question: Who would win in a deathmatch between Bill Gates and Steve Jobs?

I figured my Mac-loving friend and I would show up some PC-lover friends of ours, but...

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Bill Gates is more rich than Steve Jobs, so he'd hire a who army to fight for him. Gates wins!

I guess someone owns a PC...

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What happens when you mix "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" with butter?

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Great question! If you mix them, clouds fill the sky and lightning strikes the Earth. Fires burn the land.

*goes off to try it*

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:39 pm

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