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GrimBloodyFable · Decorated Joined: 29 Aug 2009 Posts: 152

I know that somebody already mentioned the 'ARK = Alex R. Kralie' theory, but I have an addition (possibly already thought of). If ARK does mean Alex, then totheark essentially means 'To Alex'. Didn't J say that he needed to find Alex? I could be onto something, but you guys know this stuff better than me.

**Posted:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:03 pm

RedBlade2021 · Veteran Joined: 03 Sep 2009 Posts: 106

**Posted:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:04 pm

static1800 · Boot Joined: 13 Sep 2009 Posts: 25

Maybe we need to find Alex?

**Posted:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:01 pm

Oro Invictus

**Posted:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:54 pm

RedBlade2021 · Veteran Joined: 03 Sep 2009 Posts: 106

Alex Kralie turned up no results, same with Alexander Kralie in whit pages.

**Posted:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:30 pm

TNC · Guest

Hey there, TheNightmareComplex here!

The reason you won't find anything on Kralie is because it's not an existing surname. I'm more patial to Kralie. Ark lie.

Even more goonish is the other obivous pseudonym, "R KELLY."

**Posted:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:59 pm

Argorok2346

**Posted:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:45 pm

TNC · Guest

Well, come on, we can't leave out that, J being Ce Gars from Something Awful, he wouldn't make this all end with some anticlimactic "for the lulz" joke?

A. R. Kralie sounds fishy. Kinda sounds like R. Kelly.

**Posted:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:13 pm

TNC · Guest

Sorry for the double post, and the unrelenting reluctance to log-in, but I posted the A.R.K. and Ark a lie theories on totheark's youtube account.

It has been removed.

**Posted:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:21 pm

orra · Greenhorn Joined: 29 Sep 2009 Posts: 7

I doubt we are supposed to find alex, J has already said that himself as well as some other people are going to search for alex. We should focus on the meaning of ARK, who the operator is, who totheark is, and who to trust.

**Posted:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:23 pm

Pogo · Boot Joined: 12 Aug 2009 Posts: 40

It kind of sucks that someone had to post his AIM SN here. It kind of lost the mysterious feel the game had beforehand, oh well, im still tuning in.

IM him again and I kill you all. Leave him his privacy.

**Posted:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:36 pm

TNC · Guest

**Posted:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:36 pm

static1800 · Boot Joined: 13 Sep 2009 Posts: 25

totheark also said that J is not to be trusted....

The fact that the surname Kralie does not exist is suspect, we don't know anything about Alex other than what J has told us.

The only thing is, why would he lie about his name? unless he didn't want him being found...

**Posted:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:37 pm

TNC · Guest

Heheh. I've never heard of a surname that couldn't be discovered via google search, but searching "Kralie" onlie brings up Marble hornets-related paraphenalia.

So.

We can't trust anyone, and Slender Man is going to kill us all.

This seems less like an ARG and more like a Doomsayer Cult every day.

**Posted:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:51 pm

TheNightmareComplex

Eeeyyaarg. Sorry for double post AGAIN, but, more numbers that can be added.

totheark's join date, for one. 7/22/2009. All are numbers we've seen before.

It seems more likely to have relevance than MarbleHornet's join date, due to the order of things. It's possible totheark waited until the 22nd of July before joining for a reason.

**Posted:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:54 pm