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Ignitus18
Kilroy
Joined: 10 Dec 2009 Posts: 2
The Way the World Ends. Hey Faggots,
My name is Slenderman and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at some stupid asshole j's videos. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than not realizing that the tower is that red thing in the entry with audio distortion, and that j will contemplate this. He will eventually go there and that alex faggit will be there all depressed like and kill j.
Don't be a stranger. Just record me with your best camera. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a sidekick who wears a mask all the time (he just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:30 pm
kenato
Boot
Joined: 11 Nov 2009 Posts: 22
I lol'd.
>_> what was that guy's name again?
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:09 pm
Pakiro
Boot
Joined: 19 Feb 2008 Posts: 38
Go back to 4chan with your copypasta.
But really, that was kinda funny.
John was his name.
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:10 pm
Guest
Guest
is that pic related? is it you and your bitch?
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:12 pm
chaos
Entrenched
Joined: 21 May 2009 Posts: 895 Location: The town of immovable markes, england
who's john?
also, not with a bang but a whisper
EDIT:also, this [sub]forum really needs a mod..
i vote for me
or dav
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Marble Hornets, Season I
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:20 pm
Slender freak
Unfettered
Joined: 17 Oct 2009 Posts: 368
ddefinetly a faggot troll, too bad this isnt 4 chan or we would have everything now
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:30 pm
C/AMN MERRITT
Boot
Joined: 04 Dec 2009 Posts: 36
I should've known this is was a gay troll thread when he used a line that was signature for the Halo 3 ARG.
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:24 pm
Guest
Guest
A poor attempt at the meme indeed. I've seen much better.
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:27 pm
Tyran
Unfettered
Joined: 17 Oct 2009 Posts: 401
Yeah, he should have changed more of it.
Hey Mortals,
My name is Slenderman and I cant comprehend every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day doing trivial things. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any Cthulhu style teleportation powers? I mean, I guess it's fun watching videos of other people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than not realizing that the tower is that red thing in the entry with audio distortion, and that j will contemplate this. He will eventually go there and that alex human
will be there all depressed like and kill j.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with you're best photoshop. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Elder Beings, and starter on my forest. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to fake pictures of me"? I also got 20 dollars and have a sidekick who wears a mask all the time (he just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all humans who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:46 pm
chaos
Entrenched
Joined: 21 May 2009 Posts: 895 Location: The town of immovable markes, england
methinks it was purposefully lame for a reason
_________________Playing: As if I'd Give them A warning
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:50 pm
Ignitus18
Kilroy
Joined: 10 Dec 2009 Posts: 2
chaos wrote:
methinks it was purposefully lame for a reason
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:52 pm
Omega_Absolute
Decorated
Joined: 14 Apr 2009 Posts: 210
Re: The Way the World Ends.
Ignitus18 wrote:
Hey Faggots,
My name is Slenderman and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at some stupid asshole j's videos. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than not realizing that the tower is that red thing in the entry with audio distortion, and that j will contemplate this. He will eventually go there and that alex faggit will be there all depressed like and kill j.
Don't be a stranger. Just record me with your best camera. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a sidekick who wears a mask all the time (he just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Hypocrite much?
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 2:30 am
Six
Unfettered
Joined: 09 Nov 2009 Posts: 340
Hey Faggots,
My name is ToTheArc and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day decoding shit in my videos that I publish just to fuck with you. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten into someone's room while their doors are locked? I mean, I guess it's fun hiding in the dark because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than not realizing that I was sitting on the goddamned couch behind you the whole time.
Don't be a stranger. Just record more videos for me to reply to. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the first one to discover Slenderman, and I 01110111 01100101 01100001 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110111 01100101 01100101 01110100 00100000 01101101 01100001 01110011 01101011. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to how scared you are of me"? I also get all the clues, and have a best friend who lets me watch him sleep every night (I just scared him; Shit was SO mask). You are all bait who should just submit yourselves to my quest. Thanks for listening.
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 2:43 am
TheAtroxious
Unfettered
Joined: 14 Oct 2009 Posts: 428 Location: Chicago, Illinois
Hello, Slenderman. Pleased to meet you. I suppose what you're doing--wasting time on the internet criticising us--is so much different than what we're doing.
Ah, but I forget, you have enlightened me. I shall now proceed to dispose of my face and start kidnapping children to do unspeakable things to them. Thank you for showing me the true joys in life.
P.S. It's not the pussy that I want.
P.P.S. Remember to makethe other faggots give you twenty dollaz if theyever start wifinintheclubz.
Now I'm imagining Slendy playing football and basketball...and going to school.
Bad images coming in.
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:14 am
Six
Unfettered
Joined: 09 Nov 2009 Posts: 340
Before more people embarrass themselves, please redirect to http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/SO_cash
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:18 am
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