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[OT][Parody] Slenderman : Gimme $20 - the documentary
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Telos954
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 		[OT][Parody] Slenderman : Gimme $20 - the documentary
A slendy parody.
WARNING. NONE OF THIS HAS BEEN SPELLCHECKED! I just did a quick draft and figured I would post it here.

I had this idea talking to Gordon last night. Decided to write it up real quick. Lemme know what you think:

Quote:
"Gimme $20 Dollars; The years after Marble Hornets."

> opening sceen starts with a view of a major city (Chicago, Miami, Newyork, somewhere.) being shown as a time-lapse video, from morning to night.
Once it becomes night, the video fades to black, showing the title.
After title fades to video, we see a shot of a man in a tattered black suit, holding a cardboard sign. In black sharpie, the crazed writing shows "GIMME 20 DOLLARS", the O crossed with an X. The man is tall, skinny and faceless, lacking hair, save for a dark stubble.

Man 1 : "As you can see, the years have not treated our friend well. Once a highly paid actor, and part of the Marble Hornets youtube series, he had it made. A life of high-class hookers, hard core drugs, and the other luxuries that follow a rich party lifestyle once fueled this man. But now, with the series at an end, and people moving on to other figures to get their scare, 'Slendy' - as he's come to be known - is on the streets. A washed up hasbeen.

> Cue scene of Slendy shoving a cup in front of a woman, holding up his 'GIMME 20 DOLLARS' sign. The woman simply ignores him, continuing to walk away. Slendy follows her slowly, hiding behind light poles where she can barely see him, before she runs off in fear. He gives a sigh and returns to his spot under a dark bridge, waiting for the next person to walk by.

Man 1 : As you can see, Slendy has been reduced to the life of a begger. A pathetic bum. Once a feared and respected member of the indie horror suspense industry, he's now nothing more than annonyance.

Man 2 : As part of our documentary, we have interviewed several persons who have had contact with the Slender Man, and remember his past, and reflect on his current state.

> fade to black.
When scene fades in, a shadowed room is seen. the silhouette of a man sitting in a chair is seen. A message at the bottom saying "Voice and image masked for anonymity" is displayed.

When he speaks, even through the voice masking, he is clearly a younger black male.

Person A : "Man, I remember when Wifin in tha club wasn't tolerated. Some punk ass nigga tried to pull that, the bouncer - a tall, skinny motherfucker everyone called S-man would lurk in real slow like. Scare the piss outta the punk and demand his twenny dollars. No fool in they right mind would refuse. The ones that did, well, they were never seen again."

Man 2 : "But, after his 'fall'?

Person A: "Shit, man. Now these young niggas just wifin all they want. Try to give shawty a drink, try to dance with a bitch, and they're all taken. Got these niggas cuffin in the club man. S-man is gone and they're gettin away with it. Damn Usher-ass niggas. Save that holdin hands shit for Central Park. How tha hell is a nigga 'posed to get laid?"

>Fades to black.
When it fades back, a run down looking man, tattooed up and sickly looking is seen on a street corner, by an old payphone.

Person B: "Man, I remember that creep lurkin outside my window at night. He would just stare in, watchin me. Mom and pa thought I was just being like any other kid, but shit, I knew he was real.
The bastard did the same shit, every night for twenty years. I fuckin hated it.
> the man looks around in a paranoid manner as the sounds of police sirens can be heard in the distance.

Person B: "But, shit. It was good too. Y'know that feeling you get when you're scared outta your mind? That rush you get? Yeah, I thrived off of that. He may have scared me, but I loved that rush."

Man 1 : "And, now that he's gone?"

>The man scratches at his neck, looking around a bit more.

Person B: "Now I gotta get that fix somewhere else. Understand? After he left.. I couldn't function. Always tired, always bored, always low. Had a friend from school who fell in with the wrong guys. Got him addicted to shit. Well, he told me I could get that fix from the shit he was on. Now I'm addicted to crack, and PCP."

>Fades to black
Fades in to various scenes of Slendy in Marble Hornets and other related videos.
"No Wifin in the Club" plays in the background. As it ends, the screen fades to black.
Upon fading back in, Man 1 and man 2 are seen on the street again, watching Slendy bother another person for money. The man pushes Slendy off of him, which triggers Slendy to go in to a rage. Six additional arms spout from his back and pick up the man, who is then thrown over a low fence in to a canal. Slendy - on his new arms - runs off in to the distance.

Man 1 : This concludes part one of our documentary on Slendy.
Man 2 : We plan on continuing to follow him, showing what he's become, and what he's becoming.
Man 1: All proceeds from these videos will be used to fund the "Fallen Monster Recovery" charity, which you may know from it's help getting the Monster from the Black Lagoon and Wolf Man back on their feet.
Man 2: We thank you for watching.
Man 1 and 2 : Goodnight.

> For a split second, the words "HE COMES" can be seen on the screen, before it goes black.
The video ends.

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Aja Aeris
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 		I think...I would give you $20 to help with the production costs. XD

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 		I'd like to donate $20 to the "Fallen Monster Recovery" charity.
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Telos954
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 		I don't really have the means to make this right now, but, if someone would like to, I'm sure I can come up with more for it.
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MadeOfWood
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 		that is kinda awesome.

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 		I lol'd. Hard.

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Argorok2346 wrote:
I lol'd. Hard.


Does dat mean u don't wanna donate dem twunny bucks?

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Slender freak
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problem solved

source was from deviant art

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ManateeLuvrWB
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 		LOL..

love it.

Very Happy

Though i do think the youtube videos are stupid.

this is great!

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 		I laughed so hard at the "Man, I remember when Wifin in tha club wasn't tolerated"

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DavFlamerock
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Slender freak wrote:


problem solved

source was from deviant art

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Tyran
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 		I like the image of Slendy grabbing someone with extra arms, then throwing them into the canal. Sort of reminds me of the film that preceded District 9, when the suit throws a car.

Plus the image of him running the hell away with extra arms waving..

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ManofSlender
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 		GIMME 20 DOLLARS!

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