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dinofs
Greenhorn
Joined: 05 Jun 2010 Posts: 4
He simply exists. He is completely unlike anything else. I don't even think he is a living creature, more like the pure manifestation of evil. (Or dressing sharply. )
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:40 pm
Daniel Kay
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Joined: 26 Feb 2010 Posts: 97
I SOLVED IT!
I found out SlenderMans identity.
And he's nobody else than... *drum-roll*
+Dr. Ashen+
http://www.youtube.com/user/ashens
How do I get to such a strange conclusion?
Well look at the facts:
-Both wear a dark suit most of the time.
-Look at his video intro image
Seeing any similarities between this and a certain someone?
Black body due to a suit, white head and hands and almost no facial features
-He made a few videos about recording devices and for all of them a common complain was bad video and audio quality, it's not the devices it's his PRESENCE that disturbs them:!: .
His own camcorder seems to work mostly but he does have problems with it from time to time.
And just look at what happens during "quickest Game Overs ever" review when he was filming himself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA3WogFaeFQ
So here's my theory how he became SlenderMan, while browsing Youtube he came across a video clip of "Noseybonk" (A character who himself could qualify as SlenderMan, only much creepier) who he remembered being scared off in his childhood already, which caused a severe mental trauma and made him become a mixture of himself and Noseybonk, SlenderMan.
So what is he doing while he is Slendy, the same he does in his videos, he reviews. Only he doesn't review cheap and crappy electronics, he reviews the people which leaves many of them psychologically damaged. And same as when he's done with "cheap tat" he tosses them to the side which causes some to be stuck way up high in a tree.
BEWARE... and watch the "Ashens" channel on YouTube, his videos are damn hillarious
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:35 pm
Ryuujin Dracos
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Joined: 14 Sep 2010 Posts: 82 Location: There are windows I think.
I'm going to say other because I can't really come up with a clear definition of what he is. I think it's kind of funny that 10 people voted Homeless Bum.
Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 7:13 pm
KrazehPenguin
Boot
Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 53
Sachael wrote:
spaekle wrote:
I never thought he was an alien or a ghost so much as just an entity . Very possibly from another dimension.
Yeah I get an otherworldly, cosmic-horror vibe from him. He's a Thing That Should Not Be taking on a crude approximation of a human form.
So yeah, I voted Other
I'd have to go with something like this too.
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 9:57 pm
Aperion
Boot
Joined: 20 Oct 2010 Posts: 67
I see him as a manifestation of that primal paranoia we have of other people with a nice mix of uncanny valley thrown in for good measure also he preys (mostly) on kids so you also have the image of a child abductor mixed in too. (after all he's tall enough we basically look like children to him)
he makes us feel small and vulnerable.
but he's faceless because the worst of humanity dos'nt have a face you can point to and say "that's the bad guy" the evil doers of the human race look just like us until you get close enough to see the differences.
I also like the idea that hes a fairy/ fair folk.
fits with the whole tree theme.
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:13 pm
Vermilion
Kilroy
Joined: 22 Nov 2010 Posts: 2
Team Nyarlathotep, Ia! Ia! Ia! (I feel like such a cheerleader now).
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:40 pm
ChemicalFire
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Joined: 05 Apr 2010 Posts: 93 Location: London, England
I think Slendy is an Avatar of Yog-Sothoth tbh
"Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth. He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. He knows where They have trod earth's fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread."
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 5:10 pm
chaos
Entrenched
Joined: 21 May 2009 Posts: 895 Location: The town of immovable markes, england
other
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Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:07 pm
moosekaw
Boot
Joined: 18 Nov 2010 Posts: 22
well, id say slender man is fear in a physical form, and i guess the unknown, thats why hes lurking around, and being scary, but never actually attacking (as far as you know)
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 1:08 am
ViolentViolet
Veteran
Joined: 07 Dec 2010 Posts: 143 Location: Sydney, Australia
Shitty shop, but a shop nonetheless.
Slendy's just ol' slendy.
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:50 am
Anthony_Marx
Boot
Joined: 07 Dec 2010 Posts: 17 Location: The Windy City
Slenderman just wants to be loved.
I mean, he gets quite lonely so he needs some cuddle time now and then, but people keep running away from him because of how freakishly scary he is.
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:26 pm
Makdee
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Joined: 17 Nov 2010 Posts: 125
So he snuck into Alex's room so he could cuddle?
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:28 pm
mellodragon
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Joined: 04 May 2010 Posts: 94 Location: Memphis
Makdee wrote:
So he snuck into Alex's room so he could cuddle?
Yes. That's why he was peeking in his windows, too. He thought Alex was a loving guy who would give good hugs. Alex just ended up bleeding from the head because he does not want the Slenderlove, tried to escape his multiarmed hug and hit his head on a lamp.
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:47 pm
Anthony_Marx
Boot
Joined: 07 Dec 2010 Posts: 17 Location: The Windy City
mellodragon wrote:
Makdee wrote:
So he snuck into Alex's room so he could cuddle?
Yes. That's why he was peeking in his windows, too. He thought Alex was a loving guy who would give good hugs. Alex just ended up bleeding from the head because he does not want the Slenderlove, tried to escape his multiarmed hug and hit his head on a lamp.
All those multiarms must be cuddly....
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:02 pm
lifegospel
Unfettered
Joined: 02 Aug 2009 Posts: 715 Location: Calgary, Alberta
Anthony_Marx wrote:
mellodragon wrote:
Makdee wrote:
So he snuck into Alex's room so he could cuddle?
Yes. That's why he was peeking in his windows, too. He thought Alex was a loving guy who would give good hugs. Alex just ended up bleeding from the head because he does not want the Slenderlove, tried to escape his multiarmed hug and hit his head on a lamp.
All those multiarms must be cuddly....
They're not cuddly, they're kinky!
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