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kosmopol
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Joined: 27 Aug 2007 Posts: 3167
Haha, and at the end it will be just that miserable and pathetic looking small boy, transporting from Area 51 to Ohio with military train.
(I mean, it would fit in Spielbergs cosmology, perhaps. He don't like monsters.)
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 1:21 pm
Wyskers
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Joined: 18 Apr 2008 Posts: 25 Location: Florida
kosmopol wrote:
(I mean, it would fit in Spielbergs cosmology, perhaps. He don't like monsters.)
He does, however, like melting people (see any Indiana Jones movie). So I predict it will be some sort of B.E.M. with laser vision that will melt the faces off random humans.
Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 1:27 pm
Saiyan King
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Joined: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 599 Location: Orlando, The crappiest town in America, thanks to Disney
Damn it, thats what i forgot, the Ark of the Covenant, the Holy Grail, The Sankhara Stones and The Transdimensional Aliens. I knew i was forgetting stuff. Damn burned out brain of mine
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 2:18 pm
Magus00
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Joined: 18 Dec 2007 Posts: 838 Location: 10 Cloverfield Lane
Wait, I TOTALLY got it!
Super 8 is really Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull part 2!
It makes sense. Area 51...Aliens...Speilburg!
(Joking, of course.)
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 5:52 pm
tMan930
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Joined: 25 Nov 2007 Posts: 458 Location: Up In There
Does anyone else think we could totally convince JJ to shoot a 20-minute short film containing Voltron and Lost and Cthulu and Sky Turtles and a giant Orca Monster named Mr. Grumpy Pants?
Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 6:35 pm
Magus00
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Joined: 18 Dec 2007 Posts: 838 Location: 10 Cloverfield Lane
tMan930 wrote:
Does anyone else think we could totally convince JJ to shoot a 20-minute short film containing Voltron and Lost and Cthulu and Sky Turtles and a giant Orca Monster named Mr. Grumpy Pants?
^THIS SO TOTALLY THIS!
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 6:49 pm
kosmopol
I Never Tire of My Own Voice
Joined: 27 Aug 2007 Posts: 3167
Magus00 wrote:
tMan930 wrote:
Does anyone else think we could totally convince JJ to shoot a 20-minute short film containing Voltron and Lost and Cthulu and Sky Turtles and a giant Orca Monster named Mr. Grumpy Pants?
^THIS SO TOTALLY THIS!
Oh now is the movie spoiled!..
Well, perhaps not fully, because we've forgot about gadgets of Rambaldi!..
Oh, ok, now it is spoiled...
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 6:52 pm
iSee
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Joined: 14 May 2010 Posts: 19 Location: The Netherlands
Probably something like this...
Boy sends in Poppeteers coupon. Is invited to visit airbase with some other kids and is selected to go on "space camp" which is actually a top secret mindcontrol program. The goal is to train him to communicate with an alien the government has captured, alien has technology which replaces all nuclear sources but scientists don't know how to use it. Telekinesis and reading hyroglyphs is one of the things the boy learns(frame with symbols in trailer). Captain Cooper is obviously involved ( See http://www.rense.com/general2/astro.htm ).
Also UnderSecretary Harriman, who is mentioned in the newspaper article, is one of the driving forces of the CIA mind control programs (like MK Ultra) and the psychological strategy board ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_Strategy_Board ) he also was Vice President of Union Pacific Railroad Co. and Director Illinois Central Railroad Co. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._Averell_Harriman
We would like a pg rating so...
Alien has to be moved by train, Harriman arranges this, boy has become his friend so helps him escape, train crash, they find a bike which can fly and a keyboard playing tunes. Soldiers want to shoot them but the alien changes their guns into flowers. Mothership arrives and they give all technology with manuals to mankind, no more global warming, earth is saved. The End.
Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 3:01 pm
Chanda Cat
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i think i figured it out... its going to start out and the alien is going to come down and then...
BAM BAM FiRE BAM~ all the explosion FiRE! flames everywhere eating everything.. trains crashing into planes.. planes crashing into animals.. people exploding into dust.. ice cream trucks turning into ash.. aliens destroying EVERYTHING! explosion! BAM BAM ! FIRE! FIRE ATTACK! BAM!
oh no oh no! FiREEEE! BAM EXPLOSION! TRAIN CRASH! TRUCK CRASH! BAM! explodeing fire fire attack! kids are screaming while using a super 8 camera nd then BAM! explosion! ALIEN FIRE ATTACK!!!
yeah... sounds like the kinda movie everyone wants to see...
Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 4:12 pm
gimmypig
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Joined: 14 May 2010 Posts: 83 Location: Bournemouth, UK
Aliens come down from the moon (thats where they all live) and tell off all the people for having big nasty nuclear bombs. So all the governments say to the aliens "ok" but then use one at the moon and one of the aliens that lives in the moon falls out and lands in a PO Box in Minot. Then the men come and take him away and put him in a special box in area 51. Meanwhile, the spaceman tells his friends who all happen to be government scientists that he saw some aliens and that they don't want the people to use the bombs because it's bad so the scientists try and work out what to do. They find out that the government are going to take the alien away to a big hanger in Ohio and poke it with a big stick until it tells them how to do all kinds of cool sci-fi stuff (like hoverboards, awesome robots and lazer-guns) so need to rescue it before all the other aliens come down from their moon-base and kill everyone for being mean to the other alien. So the aliens start coming from the moon in their saucers to find the other alien just at the same time that the government are transporting the first alien to the hanger by train, leading to an exciting tense sequence of events. The scientist work out a way of making the aliens in the saucer stop by confusing them and their computers by doing some maths at them and making up a new number in between 8 and 9 and calling it "super 8", and then uploading it to the aliens, but they aren't quick enough so the spaceman has to drive his pickup truck at the train to make it derail and explode in a cool and exciting way, killing himself but freeing the alien. The end!
Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 4:43 pm
kylegumby
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Joined: 16 Sep 2005 Posts: 65 Location: California
DAH I've still got my fingers crossed for a movie adaptation of Destroy All Humans . The original is set in the '50s, but I believe the latest one happens in the '70s.
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 5:34 pm
spete444
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Joined: 12 May 2010 Posts: 18 Location: Mid-California
the alien escapes and learns English gets a job and becomes a productive member of society...the end during all this deal with discrimination and unjust alien treatment by humans..so touching
Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 6:08 pm
Saiyan King
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Joined: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 599 Location: Orlando, The crappiest town in America, thanks to Disney
Actually, everyone has it wrong. Its gonna be a romantic comedy starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan, its the prequal to You Got Mail. Back when trains still carried mail around. Tom's character has to get the mail from the crashed traiin to the station on time so he can woo Meg's character. Meanwhile an alien is trying to stop him and change the future. Itll have chills, thrills, spills. Youll laugh , youll cry, youll kiss ten bucks goodbye. Ahh, the magic of movies
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 2:43 am
spete444
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Joined: 12 May 2010 Posts: 18 Location: Mid-California
superblideside a mid west mother take the alien in to her home and en roles him to play football.....super 8 is a squeal to the blindside and his jersey will have the number 8...Oscars he we come
Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 4:57 am
crackdownjr
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Joined: 14 May 2010 Posts: 52
It is obviously "Fantastic 4" x2. Not so much a sequel as a new superhero movie that is 2x as awesome as Fantastic 4.Think about it... two Jessica Albas :O This movie will be amazing!
Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 5:14 am
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