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[SickSlickMan]

[Karuvitomsk]

I'll do the transcript of the file myself later, or correct whoever completes a full transcript first -- there are quite a few errors the first runthroughs make in this type of situation. I did the same sort of thing for RatSTOH on the wiki. That is, went through it with a fine-toothed comb. It's surprising what's skipped over!

[alejlujah]

TRANSCRIPT OF DOOM

Hey guys, it's Jeff, um.

Well basically I just wanted to get this little... story I have to tell off my chest. I ran it by the guys... they thought... it was kind of a head-scratcher and instead of, um, you know, wasting your guys time me sitting at a desk telling a story you know in our next video I decided that, I'd just release it now in a format that we haven't really used before. You know like funny story but when um, before EMH started we were tossing around the idea of doing an audio based podcast with fitness... tips but we thought it'd be better if you guys could, you know, actually see it... regardless.

So obviously, we helped out our friend REDACTED last week and everyone was praising us but telling us: "be careful and stay low," and me, like an idiot I went into work the next day like nothing happened and it didn't seem like anything had happened. Um.... I went in and I noticed that one of the elevator shafts was blocked off with, you know, yellow caution tape, and, at first I didn't really think much of this but... 'cause they've been doing, you know, a lot of construction recently... but when I was settling in at my desk and I checked my email I noticed something kinda strange. Um, It was disappointing at first.. there was a cancellation of the upcoming holiday party. And every year a few of my coworkers form this funny little charity band and we open up the cafeteria for the community Christmas party. Over the years, uh, this band had a bunch of gimmicky cutesy names -- like last two years they nicknamed themselves the the Free Drink Refills because um our cafeteria worker Rosa she helped them plan their rehearsals and all their practices and whatnot this year so, or the last two years and they've been, she's been helping them out. So, regardless this little get together was always a hit because I mean it was funny to see all the staff working close together like Dr. Rossum and I think he was on the drums this year and Pat the janitor he he was on keyboard so everyone from different departments was helping out and it was a real cool experience. Um, so I got this mass e-mail telling me that it was canceled, naturally I was bummed out but then I noticed this smaller text at the bottom of the email that said donations and collection for Glenn and John's families will be in their departments until the new year.

I was kinda shocked because the only time this happens is like such a you know donations are started like uh when an older doctor who's been retired for a few years maybe passes away and then we send we collect money for his family for funeral donations.

Well two appare-- employees had apparently died over the weekend in this freak accident like since the staff was on weekend staffing like uh skeleton crew housekeeping was a bit behind all cleaning the vacated rooms, and the accident happened where um usually rooms 135 to 145 are pressurized for patients with tuberculosis or something, but since there wasn't a high demand for over the weekend obviously, a young girl occupied one of the higher rooms and didn't require the pressurization so.... one of our house keepers John Mayner he was moving [there's some funny jump that happens here] the tanks back into the room and readjusting the pressure readings. Generally we're only supposed to have maybe a maximum of 6 tanks in the room, but I guess John messed up and placed 8 in the compartment... at the same time a member of our security staff, Glenn Eisen had been walking by when the instruments busted and caused an enclosed flash fire. I thought this was terrible, I mean, two of my own coworkers caught in this completely innocent accident. And um I didn't know them, but it could've happened to anyone working and it's terrible they were a part of our family you know, but um there was something I didn't understand.... Obviously we had been in that wing Sunday night, and later on I I spoke to some of my friends on the nursing staff who worked on that floor concerning a certain girl who, in a certain room, who we obviously have are with right now who was apparently in that area at that time and they said they remember a sweet younger patient being discharged earlier in the week. So she was gone from that room and this flash fire this flash fire apparently occurred at 5:55 PM.

Edit: To fix spelling and also change what I thought was distortion on Damsel's name.

[ravenofroses]

bless your hearts, folks. you work fast. we can transfer that to the wiki once it's been looked over, i imagine?

[Mattwan]

Damn. I didn't realize other people were transcripting while I was transcripting. I put mine up at the wiki before I saw the ones here. Anybody want to compare and make corrections?

[SickSlickMan]

Wait...wait, so they busted her out at 6 pm...and this flash fire happened...on the same floor...on the same day...five minutes earlier...

Whuh?

[alejlujah]

@ravenofroses Naturally

Also.... Does anyone else hear that weird jump in the audio when Jeff's talking about the housekeeper John? Does it give anyone else vibes of Slenderdistortion?

[Luipaard]

[Mattwan]

[alejlujah]

@Mattwan -- So you heard the static too! I hear the word "tanks" immediately after the static clears -- do you?

'Cos at first I thought it meant that the housekeeper was moving Damsel back into the room, but that... doesn't make sense.... Because she would have been caught in the fire as well?

[ravenofroses]

[SickSlickMan]

[Rhiannon]

[Luipaard]

[Acora]