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Mattwan
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Location: Rolla, MO

MetalGearSamus wrote:

awesomeness

::swoon!::

daendil, google "you are the demons" to find what is apparently a legendary Doom fanfic. The author, Peter Chimaera, has a page at Encyclopedia Dramatica, if you dare.

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:32 am

Mattwan
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Location: Rolla, MO

HarleyQuinnofHate wrote:

Bu t who waz radio!?!1111!!!!?!?!1//1?
Laughing

In any city, in any country, go to any burnt-out schoolhouse you can get into. When you reach the ashen principal's office, ask to speak with the Holder of Pasta. A look of mild irritation will cross the receptionist's chalky white face and it will ask you...something. You probably won't be able to remember anything it says with it's screeching voice, so it doesn't matter anyway.

Follow the receptionist as it scuttles down into the basement. Whatever you do, you must not ask yourself why you're not running for the nearest police station instead of following a half-human hellbeast deep inside a structurally unsound building.

In the center of the basement, in the center of a puddle of water, will be a young woman wearing the garb of a fairy tale damsel in distress. Some say the puddle is the accumulation of her mournful tears; others say it's from the leaky pipes that run along the ceiling. The damsel will stand facing away from you, for she is shy.

Wait in silence until she begins humming an indie rock tune, then look to your left. You will see a strip of purple tape on the charred doorframe. Reach into the crevice between the door and the wall to find a folded piece of yellow paper. Do not ask why anyone would leave a note in such a random location, for that way lies madness.

Return to the sunlight, making sure to thank the receptionist on the way out. Outside, you will find a bloody bag hanging from a tree. You may choose to dispose of the note inside the bag, for should you choose to open and read it you will carry the scent of the basement's mildew on you for the rest of your life and beyond. Should you choose to make the sacrifice and read the note, however, you alone will know Who Was Radio.

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:53 am

Mira
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Joined: 10 Aug 2010
Posts: 718

Damsel's attitude is not endearing... it's kind of a chore reading her blog.

Good music, though.

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:28 am

Slendery
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Joined: 09 Aug 2010
Posts: 490

Megarain wrote:

Wow, these guys are seriously getting good at the whole makeup thing.

I think the figure was actually a deer. Wink

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:33 am

Dariel Zekka
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Joined: 27 Sep 2010
Posts: 44

Mira wrote:

Damsel's attitude is not endearing... it's kind of a chore reading her blog.

Good music, though.

yeah, she's a bit of a bitch.

I wonder why she's taking such an interest in the EverymanHYBRID crew. I call her being Jessa.

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:26 am

Anonymousity
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Joined: 20 Aug 2010
Posts: 1125

odomjosh wrote:

Any body else think the sound clip could be like German or whatever language the "original" Slendy story was in?

I'm german, and when I checked the audio sample, it rather sounded english to me.

Though, if you'd enhance an audio bit I'd def. listen to it and see how it sounds/turns out.

Oh, and we have a video of Damsel and Jessa, so Damsel could only be Jessi (+ wig).

"No Damsel, YOU ARE THE SLENDERMON!!"

Evan: Wait, and who was the Rake??

Rake: Whellooo.

Everybody: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 7:06 am

The Rogue Wolf
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Joined: 29 Jan 2010
Posts: 403
Location: Behind you, in the shadows

daendil wrote:

MetalGearSamus wrote:

Evan waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Sloderman in the schoolhouse. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Vince and Jeff were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Evan was a Slendy hunter for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the Slendman and he said to dad "I want to kill the Slendermen daddy."
Alex said "No! You will BE KILL BY THE SLONDERMAN"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the school house base of the EMH he knew there were Sloderman.
"This is Damsel" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Slendman!"
So Evan gotted his stab nife and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the Slenderman
"I will rake at him" said the nakend Rake and he fired the scary mindfucks. John knifeed at him and tried to kill it up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to knife.
"No! I must kill the Slenderman!" he shouted
The radio said "No, Evan. You are the Slendman"

And then Evan was the Slenderman.

Ok - I have to admit that I don't get the reference, but that was absolutely hilarious regardless!!

Fill me in - who/what are you poking fun at? I'm most intrigued....

It is a riff of the worst fanfiction of all time.

Also, I shouldn't read stuff like this while I'm eating Raisin Bran, I could choke on it laughing.

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:42 am

Dariel Zekka
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Joined: 27 Sep 2010
Posts: 44

completely forgot about damsel and jessa's video and photo

it's a split personality augmented by slendy's powers or something

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:05 am

I Am The End Of The World
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Joined: 11 Aug 2009
Posts: 188

My take..

I think that Damsel finished Jessa with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:31 am

Docjowles
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Joined: 19 Apr 2010
Posts: 463

Dariel Zekka wrote:

completely forgot about damsel and jessa's video and photo

it's a split personality augmented by slendy's powers or something

what

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:23 pm

Mira
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Joined: 10 Aug 2010
Posts: 718

Re: My take..

I Am The End Of The World wrote:

I think that Damsel finished Jessa with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Seriously! She has never come across as being especially cute to me, but as being rather sinister!

But at least she has personality. I'm hot and cold with her, but I feel sorry for whoever asked her if she liked kittens.

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:45 pm

I Am The End Of The World
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Joined: 11 Aug 2009
Posts: 188

Re: My take..

Mira wrote:

I Am The End Of The World wrote:

I think that Damsel finished Jessa with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Haha I wish I would've brought up the kitten bit. I think Damsel and I would get along juuuuuuuust peachy.

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:25 pm

ravanjedi
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Joined: 22 Sep 2010
Posts: 364

I'm lietomepsyche on Tumblr-- she's responded to a few of my questions.

If she's that nasty about kittens, I'm gonna be terrified if she answers my question about M&Ms versus Hoagies.

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:29 pm

SickSlickMan
Account Disabled

Joined: 16 Mar 2010
Posts: 919
Location: USA

The Slender Man and The Rake...it's like a Freddy vs. Jason situation, which one is worse? Whomever wins, whoever they're fighting over is a dead man.

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:51 pm

Karuvitomsk
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Joined: 30 Jun 2010
Posts: 256
Location: Michigan

I'm fairly sure they're not fighting, though.
Not yet at the very least.

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:22 pm

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