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Re: [HUMOR] Guess the Plot!

[Eleven72]

Re: [HUMOR] Guess the Plot!

[AmblinAlong]

FADE IN:

Start of movie is the teaser trailer.....

Now we frame in on the door being pounded it outwards even though it shows no signs of structual damage and should just swing open after Casper the ghost turns the wheel off.

Cut To:

A green skinny arm reaching out with a white glove and the moving lighting fromt the fires gleam off a Roman style helmet and
(BEAT)

We see MARVIN the MARTIAN.....

followed by Bugs Bunny

Bugs bunny:

"I thought you said Elmer wouldn't find us!"


The END.

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Re: [HUMOR] Guess the Plot!

[Guest]

Well, I don't know if any of this will be funny, lol, but I have been thinking of a plot in my mind that fits the ARG so far.

A boy at about the age of 14 recieves a Super 8 camera for his birthday. He only has two friends, a girl (which he possibly has a crush on) and his chubby friend (These two boys aren't very popular, but the girl is). At school, he is dared by some other kids to go into the trainyard and prove that a ghost which haunts it isn't real. His friend vows to go with him, but just to prove that he actually goes, the girl that he likes goes with them.
When the three kids go down to the trainyard around night time, the boy flips on his camera and starts filming the area. When they find nothing, the chubby nervous friend of his suggests they get out of there, because the place gives him the creeps. However, in hopes of impressing his crush, he decides to move a little ways outside the trainyard. When they do, the girl is almost hit by a speeding truck, and it proceeds into a dramatic turn and skids onto the railroad tracks. The boy lifts up the super 8 camera: As being filmed by the camera, there's an observation of the truck as the picture clears into focus, when the vehicle suddenly collides with an oncoming train, derailing the entire thing, triggering an explosion. Debris flies towards the kids, so they scramble into cover. After the wreckless damage has been done and the smoke clears, the boy starts fiming again as they make their way towards the derailed train. As they get closer, they're stopped short by a loud banging noise in one of the train cars in front of them, and the banging continues until a massive force bursts through it, falling onto the ground below. The boy is stunned to see this, and the other two back away, trying to tell the boy to get away from whatever the creature is, yet he's too frightened. The creature plainly looks at him, non-threatened by the boy's presence. Yet when the boy tries to lift the camera to get a full view of the creature, the massive thing freaks and swipes the boy aside. After that, the creature escapes into the forest, and the boy lies on the ground, unconscious.
In the hospital, the boy awakens, finding that his arm is broken. Assuming that whatever happened to him was just a dream, that maybe he just fell off of something and broke his arm and dreamt the entire thing, he closes his eyes to sleep, but as soon as his mind focuses he somehow remotely views the entire populace and areas of the world in a millisecond of time. He falls out of his hospital bed, shocked to find this new power that he has somehow gained. After he is taken out of the hospital with a cast, he tries to convince his parents that what he saw really happened and that the train derailment couldn't have been a coincidence, or in the least, an accident. When the boy and his two friends, and the entire town come to view the train wreckage, the townsfolk and the sheriff ask to see the boy's camera. Everyone passes it around, viewing the shocking footage and becoming terrified. There's an emotional moment and the coming together of the kids and the townsfolk, that they're not alone in the Universe.
One night, the boy tries to fall asleep, but is restless. When he finally tries to force himself to dream, his remote vision kicks in and he hears whispers that someone has let a secret slip into the government's hands. The boy sees not three miles away that FBI agents are on their way to retrieve the cameram and he can hear their thoughts to silence anyone who has come in contact with it. The boy leaves his house and encounters his two friends staying out late, they join him as they make their way into the forest to escape the FBI. Soon they encounter the alien from before, but the creature seems to be alot more intelligent than they thought, while it speaks to the boy through his mind. It is revealed that when the alien came into physical contact with the boy, some of its abilities were transferred into the boy's DNA, and it tells the boy that it is trying to get home but it can't expand it's remote viewing abilities far enough to reach its home planets communication system, and asks the boy to help it find a human satellite, so that it can expand its call for help. The boy and the kids agree and they sneak into the boy's father's truck, and put a tapestry over the creature, as they drive down to the nearest area where a satellite is located. When they find a location that suits them, the kids can hear the FBI in the distance surrounding the area, and the kids, along with the alien, go underground, through the tunnels and make their way into the interior of the abandoned base. They somehow activate the satellites, and the alien runs into an squadron of FBI agents and defeats them with its powers, going into the middle of the field as the children project the sounds of its cries so that the noises expand into space. As the alien hears the whispers of its brethren coming to rescue it, the children make their way over to the alien, but the boy is wounded by one of the FBI's fire whilst they all defend with their psychic powers. The girl becomes scared for him as they share a moment of affection as she begs him not to die. A ship arrives out of nowhere to assist the alien, but it sees the boy is wounded. The alien convinces the children to come with it onto the ship so that the boy can be healed, because he won't have enough time to get to the hospital before he dies. They agree and board the ship, avoiding gunfire. The alien then asks its brother who looks just the same as it does, to perform a memory wipe on the FBI as the ship prepares to transport. A memory wipe occurs all over the Earth from the time that they arrived. The ship transports instantly to their planet as they heal the boy, out of curiosity, the boy decides that he wants to stay on their planet and learn from them. The girl, realizing that she has fallen for him through their adventure, decides to stay with him. The chubby friend is reluctant, but wants to return home, and is returned. The chubby boy, a few days afterwards, reveals what he knows to the entire townsfolk, in which their memories are reclaimed, as they all agree to keep the alien existence a secret between themselves, knowing that they are truced with an extra terrestrial race that is higher than their own. They remember the boy and the girl, while on their planet, the camera fades to the boy and the girl holding hands, walking into the unknown of the alien planet.

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[Guest]

ok that WAS lame....

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[simplicityjones]

 HUMOR

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Re: HUMOR

[RasGold]

Re: HUMOR

[Collin]

its about a huge lion

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