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FunkMasterT
Greenhorn
Joined: 05 Oct 2010 Posts: 6
He may be after me. I'm going to get called either crazy, or a liar, but I saw him tonight.
I was walking home from my friend's house, there were no street lights, and I was paranoid as fuck after reading the mythos of Slenderman and the Rake.
Now, keep this in mind; I hallucinate in low light. I saw Slenderman, in perfect detail. The black business suit, the bright white skin, and no face. I was frozen in fear; which is said to be one of his powers - causing his victims to not be able to move. He was just standing there, in the direction I was headed. I could almost see him walking, although it didn't seem like he was getting any closer, nor any further.
Just as I was frozen, my dad pulled up in the car and told me to get in so he could take me home before he went to sleep.
Is he really after me? I'm praying to a false God that it was only my imagination, but I've never hallucinated so vividly before.
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 10:28 pm
Gentleman Caller
Decorated
Joined: 25 Sep 2010 Posts: 169 Location: Misery(Known as Missouri to out-of-staters.)
I find this Most interesting, Like You really belIeve what you are saying. Never be too careful, Good sir.
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 10:31 pm
FunkMasterT
Greenhorn
Joined: 05 Oct 2010 Posts: 6
thank you for Greeting my pOst, Friend. yoU are truly Clued in about what i'm talking about. i'm Kind of worried and what YOU have said has helped me put my mind at ReSt. to mE, every Little bit of reasurrance is a key Factor in what has happened tonight.
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:13 pm
Gentleman Caller
Decorated
Joined: 25 Sep 2010 Posts: 169 Location: Misery(Known as Missouri to out-of-staters.)
THAt was quite origiNal, Kind Sir.
Seriously mate, I doubt you really saw Him. If you did, you didn't. Just keep telling yourself that, and it'll all be copasetic.
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:41 pm
Compulsory Basket
Unfettered
Joined: 06 Apr 2010 Posts: 362
This may be the most entertaining thread ever.
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:58 am
FunkMasterT
Greenhorn
Joined: 05 Oct 2010 Posts: 6
I really believe I saw him, whether imaginary or not. As much as I tell myself it was in my head and as comfortable and care-free I've been while inside since a few hours after the incident last night, my heart still skips when I go to open my front door and step outside. I haven't even slept at all since it happened.
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 9:36 am
Dray
Pretty talky there aintcha, Talky?
Joined: 15 Jan 2010 Posts: 2578 Location: Cowtown, AB
Come now, FunkMasterT, we all know that believing isn't seeing. You obviously have to purchase a video camera and document your 'hallucinations'. It's the only way that this will ever work.
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 11:17 am
G.I.R
Entrenched
Joined: 26 Apr 2008 Posts: 1167
Or take the poor mans route.
Make a blog.
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 11:25 am
iamslenderman
Veteran
Joined: 08 Feb 2010 Posts: 128
Yeah well I actually am Slenderman. I stalk people to hijack their wi-fi
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:24 pm
Gentleman Caller
Decorated
Joined: 25 Sep 2010 Posts: 169 Location: Misery(Known as Missouri to out-of-staters.)
iamslenderman wrote:
Yeah well I actually am Slenderman. I stalk people to hijack their wi-fi
So that's what you were doing outside my window! And here I thought you just liked watching me sleep or something incredibly creepy like that.
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:48 pm
iamslenderman
Veteran
Joined: 08 Feb 2010 Posts: 128
Gentleman Caller wrote:
iamslenderman wrote:
Yeah well I actually am Slenderman. I stalk people to hijack their wi-fi
So that's what you were doing outside my window! And here I thought you just liked watching me sleep or something incredibly creepy like that.
What makes you think i'd be that kind of creeper huh? Gawd.
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 1:21 pm
Gentleman Caller
Decorated
Joined: 25 Sep 2010 Posts: 169 Location: Misery(Known as Missouri to out-of-staters.)
iamslenderman wrote:
Gentleman Caller wrote:
So that's what you were doing outside my window! And here I thought you just liked watching me sleep or something incredibly creepy like that.
What makes you think i'd be that kind of creeper huh? Gawd.
Well, you know, internet myths, tentacles, Japan...that sort of thing, really.
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 1:29 pm
Didz
Unfictologist
Joined: 21 Oct 2009 Posts: 1318 Location: Derby
I thought I saw slenderman once............turned out to just be a street lamp behind a tree.
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 1:32 pm
Anonymousity
Entrenched
Joined: 20 Aug 2010 Posts: 1125
Didz wrote:
I thought I saw slenderman once............turned out to just be THE RAKE behind a tree.
Fixed that one for you.
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 1:33 pm
Didz
Unfictologist
Joined: 21 Oct 2009 Posts: 1318 Location: Derby
Anonymousity wrote:
Didz wrote:
I thought I saw slenderman once............turned out to just be THE RAKE behind a tree.
Fixed that one for you.
HOLY SMEG!
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 1:34 pm
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