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Snippet
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Maybe it was the Slender Rake?
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 2:29 pm
Gentleman Caller
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Joined: 25 Sep 2010 Posts: 169 Location: Misery(Known as Missouri to out-of-staters.)
Snippet wrote:
Maybe it was the Slender Rake?
That came out horribly, horribly wrong in my head. Mental images
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 3:11 pm
Didz
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Joined: 21 Oct 2009 Posts: 1318 Location: Derby
Gentleman Caller wrote:
Snippet wrote:
Maybe it was the Slender Rake?
That came out horribly, horribly wrong in my head. Mental images
First thing I thought of was my garden rake lol.
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 3:24 pm
Gentleman Caller
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Didz wrote:
First thing I thought of was my garden rake lol.
That was most definitely not the first thing that came into my mind...I picture this Slender Man-Rake hybrid, and then I have to start wondering, wouldn't that mean the Slender-Man and the Rake had to...you know...(bow chicka wow wow).
The bleach does nothing! NOTHING!
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 3:51 pm
Didz
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Joined: 21 Oct 2009 Posts: 1318 Location: Derby
Gentleman Caller wrote:
Didz wrote:
First thing I thought of was my garden rake lol.
That was most definitely not the first thing that came into my mind...I picture this Slender Man-Rake hybrid, and then I have to start wondering, wouldn't that mean the Slender-Man and the Rake had to...you know...(bow chicka wow wow).
The bleach does nothing! NOTHING!
I suppose it'd be THE strangest porn anyone had seen....wouldn't that mean that Rake was female? I saw no boobs on the crawly creature in the hybrids vid.......or they could just be reeeeeally small lol.
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 3:53 pm
Snippet
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I'm sorry. really.
That's even more disturbing than Slenderdansen. xD
Edit: @Didz: Maybe they can kinda... merge their substances together and create two Slender Rakes? o.O
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 3:54 pm
Axcelissearching
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Joined: 26 Aug 2010 Posts: 433 Location: Suffern, NY (AKA "little Mexico")
FunkMasterT wrote:
thank you for Greeting my pOst, Friend. yoU are truly Clued in about what i'm talking about. i'm Kind of worried and what YOU have said has helped me put my mind at ReSt. to mE, every Little bit of reasurrance is a key Factor in what has happened tonight.
AND with my amazing code cracking skills, all of the caps spell:
GOFUCKYOURSELF
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 4:23 pm
Snippet
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 4:31 pm
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Axcelissearching
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Snippet wrote:
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 4:36 pm
Gentleman Caller
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Joined: 25 Sep 2010 Posts: 169 Location: Misery(Known as Missouri to out-of-staters.)
Axcelissearching wrote:
FunkMasterT wrote:
thank you for Greeting my pOst, Friend. yoU are truly Clued in about what i'm talking about. i'm Kind of worried and what YOU have said has helped me put my mind at ReSt. to mE, every Little bit of reasurrance is a key Factor in what has happened tonight.
AND with my amazing code cracking skills, all of the caps spell:
GOFUCKYOURSELF
Truly you are the super sleuth of the age!
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 4:48 pm
Axcelissearching
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Joined: 26 Aug 2010 Posts: 433 Location: Suffern, NY (AKA "little Mexico")
Gentleman Caller wrote:
Axcelissearching wrote:
FunkMasterT wrote:
thank you for Greeting my pOst, Friend. yoU are truly Clued in about what i'm talking about. i'm Kind of worried and what YOU have said has helped me put my mind at ReSt. to mE, every Little bit of reasurrance is a key Factor in what has happened tonight.
AND with my amazing code cracking skills, all of the caps spell:
GOFUCKYOURSELF
Truly you are the super sleuth of the age!
I know right?
I don't think people understand that I was being sarcastic though...
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 5:01 pm
Docjowles
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Gentleman Caller wrote:
wouldn't that mean the Slender-Man and the Rake had to...you know...(bow chicka wow wow).
The bleach does nothing! NOTHING!
Per Rule 34 , it's already happened and been posted on the internet.
edit: for the record that link is work safe, but random Googleing of <anything> plus Rule 34 is not advised...
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 6:17 pm
Gentleman Caller
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Docjowles wrote:
Per Rule 34 , it's already happened and been posted on the internet.
edit: for the record that link is work safe, but random Googleing of <anything> plus Rule 34 is not advised...
Seconded, it's just not a good idea. You will hate yourself and everyone involved.
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 6:23 pm
Graved
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Joined: 20 Apr 2010 Posts: 128
I saw real Slender man two years ago before start of Marble Hornets (I don't know, when first SA thread was created). I have weak eyesight, and I just thought: "Wow, why this man's face so pale and why is he wears a suit in March (-2C)?" But I was so tired and my apartment was so close... I prefer to just forgot about this person.
Next day I heard, that one army geek was found dead in his apartment. I knew this guy, and believe me: if someone went right through his door at full moon (yes, this night was full moon) - this guy just shot it in the face. Twice. A few days later I found yellow 'Operator' sign at apartment house, where he lived. At this moment I found five identical signs.
But I don't care. Even if he will kill one person per day. Because fictional stories better. Or I too lazy. Or both.
P. S.: My English sucks, because I'm from Russia, and I'm too lazy for any English classes. Yeah, Slender Man in Russia. And no, I'm not kidding. And I don't wanna make any videos, photos, etc. Because "(This) Shit (can) got real". Literally.
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:23 pm
Axcelissearching
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Docjowles wrote:
Gentleman Caller wrote:
wouldn't that mean the Slender-Man and the Rake had to...you know...(bow chicka wow wow).
The bleach does nothing! NOTHING!
Per Rule 34 , it's already happened and been posted on the internet.
You actually looked?
So in response to Graved, I had a dream when I was a kid about me looking out a window and seeing some guy wearing a suit with no face, and him turning around and looking at me. (like entry 1?). I was like 5 years old though when it happened. The dream haunted me for a while, I was scared to sleep.
Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:58 pm
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