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[MDS1138]

[freyathedark]

Marble Porn-ets?

ToTheArse and 2 girls one Ark are quite possibly the funniest things I've heard all day XD

[Tao]

First it's tentacles in the "dreams" thread, and now it's 2 Girls 1 Ark in this one.

Oh won't someone PLEASE think of the children?



>_> totally kidding, btw.

[Chest Cam Avenger]

[DonMonte]

[freyathedark]

Exactly.

And I'm freakin' dying here from that pitcture XDD That's officially the funniest thing I've seen all day

[Tao]

[Randoman96]

Slender Pedo has some weird-ass shoes.

[MDS1138]

[ToTheAlex]

Well entry #1 has just reached over a million views everyone!

If you watched the DVD commentary you know what that means!

Actually I forgot what it means... ._. But it's still cool.

[Milkdudds92]

[freyathedark]

What does it mean?

Will ToTheAss be making his special appearance with the Slammed-Her-Man?

[Randoman96]

[sabadark]

Introduction

[00:00] Black screen. Ambient noise from inside a car.
[00:02] White text appears centered on the black screen:

The following clips are raw footage excerpts from Alex Kralie.
A college friend of mine.

[00:07] Black screen.
[00:09] Fade in footage out the window of a vehicle of someone driving through the suburbs. Visible are houses, fences, industrial structures.
[00:12] White text appears at the top of the screen, overlaying the footage:

In 2006, Alex was in the process of shooting his erotic film, entitled Marble Pornets.
Over the three months that this took place, his film crew complained of his increasing levels of stress and irritability.
Near the end of shooting, Alex halted production indefinitely and dropped the unfinished project.
He told me it was due to the "unworkable conditions" on his set, which was less than a mile away from his house.

[00:42] Footage fades slowly back to black screen. Ambient noise continues.

I asked what he planned to do with the countless number of tapes he had filled.
"Burn them."

[00:53] Footage fades back in. This appears to be from the front of a car, as the sun is setting and dusk is falling. Visuals of other cars driving, streetlights, and small businesses along the side of the road (including a "Shell" gas station) can be seen. White text appears over the top of the screen again:

Being a pervert myself, I hated to see all of his work go to waste.
And after some coercing he agreed to give them to me.
Under the condition that I never mention it to him again.

[01:14] Cut to footage of later evening. A treeline and various power lines and towers can be seen, black silhouettes against a darkening blue sky. The angle is lower. More white text:

Soon after, Alex transferred schools and I haven't seen him since.
At the time, I was too unnerved to look through the tapes, and eventually forgot about them.

[01:27] The camera is angled towards the road ahead again rather than the treeline.
[01:28] The footage fades to black again. Ambient noise remains. More white text:

A few days ago I found them filed away in the back of my closet.
After three years and zero contact with Alex, I have decided to look through them.
All the tapes are unnumbered and missing timestamps. Other than taking place in the summer of 2006, it is impossible to determine the exact order or date of each.
Should I find anything in any of them I will upload it to keep as a permanent record.

[01:58] Ambient noise fades out.
[01:59] Video ends.

[bobthecrusher]

I'm making a Marble hornets video set to Rolling in the deep XD

It'll be a strange mix of hilarious and horrifying