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SecretPerson

I began monitoring Alex's baths after I found out about him bathing with Jessica.

**Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2011 3:25 pm

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Tharol

Reading know Amy the reason she left him.

**Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2011 3:42 pm

Luno

Bath #48

I started following Alex when I found out about him bathing with Jessica.
The only thing I noticed is he started carrying around a small washcloth with him.
He also went into Rosswood Park on a regular basis, wearing nothing but a towel.

**Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2011 3:48 pm

SecretPerson

awaitingyourshampoo

**Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2011 4:00 pm

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Gold Knight · Unfettered Joined: 01 Oct 2011 Posts: 355

How much do you wash?
It is not enough.

**Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2011 4:11 pm

SecretPerson

Well, we're getting repeats already.

**Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2011 4:29 pm

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Flyleaf(IntoTheMist)Wolfi

well we are limitedd in our postings Razz

Jessica: Look Jay, i know your lying... First you tell me about a bath tub documenterary, and then you tell me your bath tub is being renovated... But then you tell me your soap was being relocated. What is going on?

Jay: Its... Its complicated

Jessica: Your not acting like a normal person

Jay: Well what does it matter to you? Your just some stranger that helped me bathe that day

Jessica: ...I think something is going on... I know something is going on...

Jay: Like what?

Jessica: I don't know how i got here! You are the only person i have seen in this bath tub other than the staff, and we have adjoining towels! I don't even know you, like you said... I'm a stranger!... Have you had any kind of shampoo loss at all? I think I'm going crazy.... I'm loosing huge chunks of soap. I've been having cold showers and wet towels and i can't bathe... and when I do bathe... i think im splashing everywhere!... And I keep having these dreams where im a little kid and i'm playing in the mud

Jay: Stop.

Jessica: What?

Jay:.... Look, Jessica, i'll tell you everything... But i'm gonna need a few minutes to get my head clean. I'll bathe with you soon. You should pack some things, this will be the last bath, we have to leave tonight......... Leave the shower curtains open

(srry for the long post but... most of it is 100% original! XD)

**Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:59 pm

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The Offspring

"Get back here!.... I'LL BATHE YOU!"

**Posted:** Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:29 am

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punxtr · Die Hard Try Hard Joined: 17 Jul 2010 Posts: 2994

Alex: Alright, I'm scrubbing.

Brian leaves the tub.

Alex: Good bath...

**Posted:** Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:22 am

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HOW MUCH DO YOU DRY
IT IS NOT ENOUGH

**Posted:** Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:07 pm

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SecretPerson

**Posted:** Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:03 pm

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Tharol

Like no water pipe must be stuck do we know plumber. MarbleBumbleBee people walk by and had them a card for plumber great.

**Posted:** Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:33 pm

Rhea

"What's that...soapy thing in your bathtub?"
"It's a towel, don't worry about it."

"Is this entire movie just bathing?"

(can't think of any good ones right now)

Also, I found this on Failbook For some reason it just made me laugh so hard. Immediately pictured Masky as the waiter.

**Posted:** Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:57 pm

WhyYouBawwing · Unfettered Joined: 05 May 2011 Posts: 516

I hate to break our chain of Marble Bathtub quotes, but yeah.

**Posted:** Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:42 am