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Slenderman: The Fall of Mack
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 		Slenderman: The Fall of Mack
One day, Jay and his friends Mack were playing checkers on Mack's patio. Jay was 10 and kept getting jumped and doubly jumped. Jay told Mack "stop jumping me' but Mack just laughed and took Jay's very last checkers. Then Jay pushed Mack into the lawn and chased him around with the stick.

(flashback) When Jay was with his home at dad, sometimes his dad would tell Jay that God was in the rains. Then Jay's dad disappeared to climb mountains, and jay was very sad. (end)
Jay hit Macks in the leg with the stick and he fell down crying: Jay loomed over Mack's corpse and said "now whose jumping who huh" and bent down and up over Macks head shoutering "teabag teabag" then someone appeared behind jay and jay thought it was Macks mom and really thought he was in trouble.
It was the Slenderman. It started raining.
Jay took the stick and tried to thwacked the slenderman but the stick caught on fire. Jay yelped like my sister and drop the stick then slenderman stuck his tentacles through Jays forhead. all of the jays memories spilled out through the hole and the slenderman laughed which sound like static which sound like a waterfall cause the slenderman is poseidon. then the slendermans feet turned into springs and he launch back into space. then mack died of blood losing.
Then Jay was 22 and the alex disappeared. I must save the alex, jay said, and he picked up his magnifieing glass and his camera. he went to alexs house and used the magnifieing glass to look for the fingerprints. he followed the fingerprints to a forest and saw the slenderman.
"you, what you do with the alex" jay said, getting a stick out of his pocket
"you are the alex" slenderman said, as lunging at the jay with his claws
Jay said nuh uh and picked up a stick and tried to thwacked the slenderman. the slenderman screamed and said "no you are an older"
jay made a pube hair joke and thwack him again, the slenderman burst into a cloud of smoke and butterflys. "alex" the jay said, "alex the slenderman is dead i killed him with my stick." but alex didnt come. then jay hold up his camera and turn on, and saw alex on the flip screen thing. "alex?"
"i am a ghost"
"oh, allrite"
they played ghost tag till the sun downed, and alex said he had to go back heaven for dinner. "ok bye" jay said then he went home and watch p0rn on cinemax. he had handlotion (that smelled like those cocopuffs i ate) while drank pepsi through a straw. alex laughed and said 'haha the jay i can still see you' and jay said 'haha sorry' and buttoned up his pants. his face was red like my shirt. then jay went to sleep ...



until it started raining again...



~~~FIN~~~!!!

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 		i get a compliment from a person on the IRC thing!
"Makdee: No. I'm saying that you are a trend setter. What you do will guide the future of literature!"

I AM GOOD!!!

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 		Please put ur comments in here or something. i want good critisisms.

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 		Return of the Mack.
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Return of the Mack
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Return of the Mack
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Return of the Mack
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 		-post deleted-

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 		Bump.

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 		equal_opposite, you never fail to make me question my sanity and chuckle.

Thank you for this. I guess? Yeah, I believe that thanking is the appropriate response.

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 		not funny

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blahblah wrote:
not funny


Not as funny as your face? I know, I'm sorry.

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equal_opposite wrote:
Bump.


You are such a fucking troll. I don't care if you're funny or trying to make a point, this shit is inappropriate and just clogs up the forum.

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JKatkina wrote:
equal_opposite wrote:
Bump.


You are such a fucking troll. I don't care if you're funny or trying to make a point, this shit is inappropriate and just clogs up the forum.


Okay. Let me back away from my trolling for a moment and honestly explain a few things.

This was written entirely out of boredom. I wrote it for the sole purpose of offering humor to others, as I had seen other fanfics (based on previously mocked works, I might add) doing well. My boredom became depression, hence the bumping. No, I cannot defend or justify the bumping. I wanted attention, and I wanted to know that someone had laughed, as that would make me feel better.
Now, to your second claim, how is this clogging up the forum? Its intent is fairly obvious considering its silly title. Its not in the way of any other important discussion threads. It can be easily avoided. While I will admit that it may provide a slight eyesore to the overall look of the thread listing, it definitely *clogs* that listing very little, functionally speaking.

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 		Bump

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