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Star Kindler
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Buck_Fever wrote:
Jay works on Majora's Mask Time


So, we're going to get the entry three days ago then? You mean I have to invent a time machine just to watch it? Or find a magical ocarina? Do you know how much time and effort that would take?

...

Totally worth it!
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Star Kindler wrote:
Buck_Fever wrote:
Jay works on Majora's Mask Time


So, we're going to get the entry three days ago then? You mean I have to invent a time machine just to watch it? Or find a magical ocarina? Do you know how much time and effort that would take?

...

Totally worth it!


You could totally just buy a magic ocarina. You just gotta know where to look man.

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 		Ok, you guys will either feel my pain or die laughing.

I, like you all, have been awaiting Entry 51. About a half hour ago, I look out my living room window. FUCKING TALL BALD MAN IN A SUIT STARING AT MY HOUSE FROM THE SIDEWALK. My laptop promptly fell from my lap as I stood up in horror. I can barely make out facial features because of the continuously eroding quality of the nearby streetlight. I'm absolutely frozen with horror.

Then he starts walking up my driveway from the sidewalk. TOWARDS MY FUCKING HOUSE. STARING INTO THE WINDOW. A ring at the doorbell, and I'm tearing up. Another ring and I yell for my sister to get the door. She's using the facilities. Another ring, and I begin to feel oddly compelled to answer. I swing the door open and this dude is at least 7 feet tall, his face completely in shadow, moonlight shining off of his bald head. He tilts his head down to me and asks I SHIT YOU NOT!!!!

"I'm looking for Alex."

I, quite literally, for the first time since childhood, shit my pants.

It took me 5 minutes after slamming the door in his face to realize my neighbor's first name is Alex.

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 		Giving it a half hour before I go to bed.

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 		Dunno if I should get hyped or not, there wasn't any, "I can't believe what I saw" kind of posts.

PLOT TWIST: Entry 51 is Jay in real time explaining that the tape is nothing but static/blank. As he goes to turn off the camera, Team Totheark burst into his hotel room with a "SURPRISE TACKLE" and Alex comes flying into the room with a rock dishing out justice and the operator appears and is like, "I can't handle this!" and he gives Amy back and Alex gets the girl and Jay and Tim make love on camera and Marble Hornets ends.

And Season 3 is what the original Marble Hornets film was supposed to be.

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rand__althor
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JustJim wrote:
Ok, you guys will either feel my pain or die laughing.

I, like you all, have been awaiting Entry 51. About a half hour ago, I look out my living room window. FUCKING TALL BALD MAN IN A SUIT STARING AT MY HOUSE FROM THE SIDEWALK. My laptop promptly fell from my lap as I stood up in horror. I can barely make out facial features because of the continuously eroding quality of the nearby streetlight. I'm absolutely frozen with horror.

Then he starts walking up my driveway from the sidewalk. TOWARDS MY FUCKING HOUSE. STARING INTO THE WINDOW. A ring at the doorbell, and I'm tearing up. Another ring and I yell for my sister to get the door. She's using the facilities. Another ring, and I begin to feel oddly compelled to answer. I swing the door open and this dude is at least 7 feet tall, his face completely in shadow, moonlight shining off of his bald head. He tilts his head down to me and asks I SHIT YOU NOT!!!!

"I'm looking for Alex."

I, quite literally, for the first time since childhood, shit my pants.

It took me 5 minutes after slamming the door in his face to realize my neighbor's first name is Alex.


Oh, Light.... >_>


Buck_Fever wrote:
Dunno if I should get hyped or not, there wasn't any, "I can't believe what I saw" kind of posts.

PLOT TWIST: Entry 51 is Jay in real time explaining that the tape is nothing but static/blank. As he goes to turn off the camera, Team Totheark burst into his hotel room with a "SURPRISE TACKLE" and Alex comes flying into the room with a rock dishing out justice and the operator appears and is like, "I can't handle this!" and he gives Amy back and Alex gets the girl and Jay and Tim make love on camera and Marble Hornets ends.

And Season 3 is what the original Marble Hornets film was supposed to be.


Jay and Tim? O_O
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Star Kindler
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Zebez wrote:
Star Kindler wrote:
Buck_Fever wrote:
Jay works on Majora's Mask Time


So, we're going to get the entry three days ago then? You mean I have to invent a time machine just to watch it? Or find a magical ocarina? Do you know how much time and effort that would take?

...

Totally worth it!


You could totally just buy a magic ocarina. You just gotta know where to look man.


Man, I don't know. That mask salesman guy totally creeps me out. I'm not sure I'd even buy a Mario mask from him, let alone an Ocarina.

Somwhat OT: I think it will be tonight tonight, not "tomorrow" night. Jay's been pretty consistent about meaning the night we are currently in when he says stuff like that.
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JustJim wrote:
Ok, you guys will either feel my pain or die laughing.

I, like you all, have been awaiting Entry 51. About a half hour ago, I look out my living room window. FUCKING TALL BALD MAN IN A SUIT STARING AT MY HOUSE FROM THE SIDEWALK. My laptop promptly fell from my lap as I stood up in horror. I can barely make out facial features because of the continuously eroding quality of the nearby streetlight. I'm absolutely frozen with horror.

Then he starts walking up my driveway from the sidewalk. TOWARDS MY FUCKING HOUSE. STARING INTO THE WINDOW. A ring at the doorbell, and I'm tearing up. Another ring and I yell for my sister to get the door. She's using the facilities. Another ring, and I begin to feel oddly compelled to answer. I swing the door open and this dude is at least 7 feet tall, his face completely in shadow, moonlight shining off of his bald head. He tilts his head down to me and asks I SHIT YOU NOT!!!!

"I'm looking for Alex."

I, quite literally, for the first time since childhood, shit my pants.

It took me 5 minutes after slamming the door in his face to realize my neighbor's first name is Alex.


Speechless...

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JustJim wrote:
Ok, you guys will either feel my pain or die laughing.

I, like you all, have been awaiting Entry 51. About a half hour ago, I look out my living room window. FUCKING TALL BALD MAN IN A SUIT STARING AT MY HOUSE FROM THE SIDEWALK. My laptop promptly fell from my lap as I stood up in horror. I can barely make out facial features because of the continuously eroding quality of the nearby streetlight. I'm absolutely frozen with horror.

Then he starts walking up my driveway from the sidewalk. TOWARDS MY FUCKING HOUSE. STARING INTO THE WINDOW. A ring at the doorbell, and I'm tearing up. Another ring and I yell for my sister to get the door. She's using the facilities. Another ring, and I begin to feel oddly compelled to answer. I swing the door open and this dude is at least 7 feet tall, his face completely in shadow, moonlight shining off of his bald head. He tilts his head down to me and asks I SHIT YOU NOT!!!!

"I'm looking for Alex."

I, quite literally, for the first time since childhood, shit my pants.

It took me 5 minutes after slamming the door in his face to realize my neighbor's first name is Alex.


This is magnificent.

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Buck_Fever
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 		guys by Majora's Mask time I simply meant that a new day doesn't start until sunup the next morning gosh

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rand__althor
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Buck_Fever wrote:
guys by Majora's Mask time I simply meant that a new day doesn't start until sunup the next morning gosh


6am, I believe it was.
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JustJim
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carameldrops wrote:
JustJim wrote:
Ok, you guys will either feel my pain or die laughing.

I, like you all, have been awaiting Entry 51. About a half hour ago, I look out my living room window. FUCKING TALL BALD MAN IN A SUIT STARING AT MY HOUSE FROM THE SIDEWALK. My laptop promptly fell from my lap as I stood up in horror. I can barely make out facial features because of the continuously eroding quality of the nearby streetlight. I'm absolutely frozen with horror.

Then he starts walking up my driveway from the sidewalk. TOWARDS MY FUCKING HOUSE. STARING INTO THE WINDOW. A ring at the doorbell, and I'm tearing up. Another ring and I yell for my sister to get the door. She's using the facilities. Another ring, and I begin to feel oddly compelled to answer. I swing the door open and this dude is at least 7 feet tall, his face completely in shadow, moonlight shining off of his bald head. He tilts his head down to me and asks I SHIT YOU NOT!!!!

"I'm looking for Alex."

I, quite literally, for the first time since childhood, shit my pants.

It took me 5 minutes after slamming the door in his face to realize my neighbor's first name is Alex.


This is magnificent.


I'm sure I'll be able to find humor in it in a few months. My head is 10 kinds of fucked up right now and we still have a new Entry coming...

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JustJim wrote:
Ok, you guys will either feel my pain or die laughing.

I, like you all, have been awaiting Entry 51. About a half hour ago, I look out my living room window. FUCKING TALL BALD MAN IN A SUIT STARING AT MY HOUSE FROM THE SIDEWALK. My laptop promptly fell from my lap as I stood up in horror. I can barely make out facial features because of the continuously eroding quality of the nearby streetlight. I'm absolutely frozen with horror.

Then he starts walking up my driveway from the sidewalk. TOWARDS MY FUCKING HOUSE. STARING INTO THE WINDOW. A ring at the doorbell, and I'm tearing up. Another ring and I yell for my sister to get the door. She's using the facilities. Another ring, and I begin to feel oddly compelled to answer. I swing the door open and this dude is at least 7 feet tall, his face completely in shadow, moonlight shining off of his bald head. He tilts his head down to me and asks I SHIT YOU NOT!!!!

"I'm looking for Alex."

I, quite literally, for the first time since childhood, shit my pants.

It took me 5 minutes after slamming the door in his face to realize my neighbor's first name is Alex.

And on that note, I adjurn to my Kindle app for Stir of Echoes, because no off-topic shenanigans can top that story.
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JustJim wrote:
carameldrops wrote:
JustJim wrote:
Ok, you guys will either feel my pain or die laughing.

I, like you all, have been awaiting Entry 51. About a half hour ago, I look out my living room window. FUCKING TALL BALD MAN IN A SUIT STARING AT MY HOUSE FROM THE SIDEWALK. My laptop promptly fell from my lap as I stood up in horror. I can barely make out facial features because of the continuously eroding quality of the nearby streetlight. I'm absolutely frozen with horror.

Then he starts walking up my driveway from the sidewalk. TOWARDS MY FUCKING HOUSE. STARING INTO THE WINDOW. A ring at the doorbell, and I'm tearing up. Another ring and I yell for my sister to get the door. She's using the facilities. Another ring, and I begin to feel oddly compelled to answer. I swing the door open and this dude is at least 7 feet tall, his face completely in shadow, moonlight shining off of his bald head. He tilts his head down to me and asks I SHIT YOU NOT!!!!

"I'm looking for Alex."

I, quite literally, for the first time since childhood, shit my pants.

It took me 5 minutes after slamming the door in his face to realize my neighbor's first name is Alex.


This is magnificent.


I'm sure I'll be able to find humor in it in a few months. My head is 10 kinds of fucked up right now and we still have a new Entry coming...


May want to lower the volume. Just saying.
EDIT: Calling it a night. Subconciously/telepathically, let me know how the entry is.

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The Reverend wrote:

It's a wonder there isn't a prominent Slender series here (that I know of). Sure would balance out the gay vampires.


Skagitonian here. I've thought about doing a Slendy series, and there are plenty of locations in Whatcom and Skagit that would be absolutely perfect. Come to think of it, is any region more appropriate for a Slender series than Washington?

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