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ZombiePiggy
Boot
Joined: 01 Jan 2011 Posts: 35
A quick search for "Ophidian Enterprise" brings up only two results. This, and something here:
http://www.callofcthulhu.org.uk/viewtopic.php?f=114&t=1404&p=59372
The thing that pinged the search result:
Quote:
"Guten Morgen," says Daniel. "I am Daniel Carter, from Ophidian Enterprises . My assistant Ursula Humboldt has a 15 year old daughter who has recently gone missing. I know that whoever is assigned to the case might be inclined to think that the girl has just gone off with friends or is playing hooky or something, but this particular girl has suicidal tendencies and has threatened to take her own life more than once. I feel time is of the essence in order to save the child's life, and you can imagine how distraught her mother is. I'd appreciate it if you could forward this information to the investigator on this case and stress the urgency of the matter." He speaks with all the eloquence he can muster, knowing that the girl's life is at stake.
Seems to be OOG, but just thought it was interesting. Who knows if it'll become relevant.
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:21 am
ZombiePiggy
Boot
Joined: 01 Jan 2011 Posts: 35
Also, the Zalgo message reads:
Quote:
Please contact us if you ar e interested in a challenging career with a great compan y. Unf ortunately due to urgent time restrictions requests will not be pr ocessed after 9am MST
Plea se allow up to 2 business days to process the request.
Bold letters added.
edit:
To add Zalgo text:
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:30 am
comadarkvale
Unfettered
Joined: 12 Oct 2009 Posts: 747 Location: tampa fl
please forgive me but i must be missing something? where did that come from ?
ZombiePiggy wrote:
Also, the Zalgo message reads:
Quote:
Please contact us if you ar e interested in a challenging career with a great compan y. Unf ortunately due to urgent time restrictions requests will not be pr ocessed after 9am MST
Plea se allow up to 2 business days to process the request.
Bold letters added.
edit:
To add Zalgo text:
_________________All things are true. God's an Astronaut. Oz is Over the Rainbow, and Midian is where the monsters live
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:14 pm
ZombiePiggy
Boot
Joined: 01 Jan 2011 Posts: 35
comadarkvale wrote:
please forgive me but i must be missing something? where did that come from ?
The last email people received from "B M" (I believe GoblinQueenie posted it.) is formatted oddly, it's VERY long. If you scroll waaaay down there's a mass of Zalgo text at the bottom.
Messed with it till I could read it. Posted the results.
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:29 pm
comadarkvale
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Joined: 12 Oct 2009 Posts: 747 Location: tampa fl
ahhh ok thx u
_________________All things are true. God's an Astronaut. Oz is Over the Rainbow, and Midian is where the monsters live
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:38 pm
ZombiePiggy
Boot
Joined: 01 Jan 2011 Posts: 35
While I was at work I missed an email:
Quote:
It is with great enthusiasm that we accept yỏ̷̄ͤ̚͟ur ỏ̷̄ͤ̚͟ffer tỏ̷̄ͤ̚͟ wỏ̷̄ͤ̚͟rk with ỏ̷̄ͤ̚͟ur cỏ̷̄ͤ̚͟mpany. Hỏ̷̄ͤ̚͟wever due tỏ̷̄ͤ̚͟ limited space we must thin out the applicants. Unfỏ̄̚rtunately, the Director is currently tỏ̄̚ỏ̄̚ busy tỏ̄̚ cỏ̄̚nduct individual interviews, sỏ̄̚ in ỏ̄̚rder tỏ̄̚ ensure that yỏ̄̚ur persỏ̄̚nality and skills are beneficial tỏ̄̚ ỏ̄̚ur cỏ̄̚mpany, please answer the fỏ̄̚llỏ̄̚wing questiỏ̄̚n within 30 minutes:
W̭͙̲͈̠̭͙͓̃͂h̨̉͊̅͏̡͎̩͈̗͈ͅa̦̰͕̼̟̳̟̱̋̉̃̄ͥͮ̈̓t flō̜̠̪̺̼̑͂̕̕wers grō̜̠̪̺̼̑͂̕̕w ō̜̠̪̺̼̑͂̕̕n͔͈̝̼͙͛̀̍ yō̜̠̪̺̼̑͂̕̕ur f̴̙̲̼͖̙͖͖̈́̄ͤ̋̂́̄ͫͅa̦̰͕̼̟̳̟̱̋̉̃̄ͥͮ̈̓ce?
We look forward to hearing from you!
Going to attempt to answer it, even though I missed the 30 minute timer.. though I have no idea with what..
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:20 pm
amandel
I Have 100 Cats and Smell of Wee
Joined: 15 Jan 2008 Posts: 4096 Location: Nederland
Zombie. Also just checked and received that email from BM Am spoilering the answer I choose
Spoiler (Rollover to View):
tulips
_________________ "I could write a hell of a paper on a grown man who dresses like a flying rodent."
"Can you hook up with a Snow Person? Can't tell you or I'd have to marry you."
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:24 pm
comadarkvale
Unfettered
Joined: 12 Oct 2009 Posts: 747 Location: tampa fl
there must be more then one email becasue i dont seem to be getting those messages thats why i was confused what email is that from?
_________________All things are true. God's an Astronaut. Oz is Over the Rainbow, and Midian is where the monsters live
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:25 pm
amandel
I Have 100 Cats and Smell of Wee
Joined: 15 Jan 2008 Posts: 4096 Location: Nederland
Hi comadarkvale. This is the first reply I've had. It's from ophidian.prSPLAT gmail.com
_________________ "I could write a hell of a paper on a grown man who dresses like a flying rodent."
"Can you hook up with a Snow Person? Can't tell you or I'd have to marry you."
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:27 pm
ZombiePiggy
Boot
Joined: 01 Jan 2011 Posts: 35
To comadarkvale:
I sent an email requesting an application, and that's what the email was titled.
To amandel:
Ha! Thanks.
Attempted to send a response and got an error message saying I couldn't. Is it possible it's really on a 30 minute timer or is my gmail being screwy? I sent a separate email to B M answering, hopefully that counts!
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:30 pm
comadarkvale
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Joined: 12 Oct 2009 Posts: 747 Location: tampa fl
thx for info i just sent mine
ZombiePiggy wrote:
To comadarkvale:
I sent an email requesting an application, and that's what the email was titled.
To amandel:
Ha! Thanks.
Attempted to send a response and got an error message saying I couldn't. Is it possible it's really on a 30 minute timer or is my gmail being screwy? I sent a separate email to B M answering, hopefully that counts!
_________________All things are true. God's an Astronaut. Oz is Over the Rainbow, and Midian is where the monsters live
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:36 pm
GoblinQueenie
Boot
Joined: 27 Dec 2010 Posts: 16 Location: Maryland
So I got a reply after sending this message:
Quote:
Thank you for your consideration. I will be awaiting more information about the company and what part I can play in the company's future. I hope you have a wonderful day.
This is the first:
Quote:
We appreciate your interest in Ophidian Enterprises. After reviewing the applications received by the deadline, yours was not selected for further consideration.
The selection committee appreciates the time you invested in your application. We encourage you to apply for posted and advertised positions in our company, for which you qualify, in the future.
We wish you every personal and professional success with your job search and in the future. Thank you, again, for your interest in our company.
And this was the follow-up to 3 people including myself:
Quote:
We apologize, but we cannot accept applicants who will not take themselves and Ophidian Enterprises seriously. Due to the volume of our business, we seek to hire competent individuals who will better our business and be a valuable addition to the team.
Denied. Oh well.
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:47 pm
comadarkvale
Unfettered
Joined: 12 Oct 2009 Posts: 747 Location: tampa fl
damn that sux
_________________All things are true. God's an Astronaut. Oz is Over the Rainbow, and Midian is where the monsters live
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:49 pm
viragogirl
Boot
Joined: 04 Jan 2011 Posts: 30 Location: Minneapolis, MN
I just sent an email and am now waiting for a response...
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:53 pm
GoblinQueenie
Boot
Joined: 27 Dec 2010 Posts: 16 Location: Maryland
comadarkvale wrote:
damn that sux
I've sent a follow-up message. I'm curious as to why myself and 2 others were sent a second and harsher email telling that we were declined.
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:00 pm
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