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[Halo 2] [Possible Spoilers] Favorite funny Halo2 quotes...

[Phaedra]

Shouldn't this be in the Halo 2 forum?

[catherwood]

[WhiteGulls]

Sarge and the Aribter:

"He's locked the door."

"And I've got the key!" *Scarab gun prepares to attack*

[ironchefmike]

Haven't finished the game yet, but so far, my favorite quotes are:

1) Miscellaneous Grunt 1: "I've got a bad feeling..."
Miscellaneous Grunt 2: "You always have a bad feeling."

2)

[DreamOfTheRood]

On the very first level, some Jackal called me a "Monkey!" Then, I shot the evolution out of him.

Every once in a while, a Jackal will say, "The demon is here!" That always gives me a hearty laugh as I ventillate that little devil.

[jackiline_moss]

Sarge:
"Yeah, we're the guys who blew up your giant hoola hoop!"

"Don't shake the lightbulb."

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks! We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock, for the whole platoon; and we had to share the rock! "

Marines:
"So...you and Cortana..."

"Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do? You're gonna get the crap kicked outta you, THAT'S what you're gonna do!"

"You...you...big bug!"
"Leave the trash-talkin' to the professionals, son."

(female) "You picked the wrong day of the month to piss me off!"

(female) "He looks pretty good, for a cyborg."

(after accidentally flipping a warthog...) "That man you killed...had a puppy!"

Grunts:
"I know me wasting ammo, but me no care!"

(after camo-ing) "Ahh! Where'd my gun go???!...oh."

[vidstudent]

[Anton P. Nym]

Heard another good Grunty line last night:

[water10]

The ones I like are pretty simple:

Cortana: "You look good!"
Sarge/MC: "Thanks!" And look at each other.

And

MC says, after teleporting right next to a grunt: "Boo!"
Grunt screams desperately!


Yep, simple stuff for simple minds!

[DNico]

Scarab Scene:

"See this look?! It's terror!"
"Marine, did I give you permission to bitch?!"

(Few seconds later:)
"Okay, this thing is starting to PISS ME OFF!!!"

Delta Halo:
"If I were a megalomaniac- and I'm NOT- that's where I'd be."

"Dear Sarge, kicking alien ass in space. Wish you were here."
"I heard that- jackass."

Final Scene:

"Sir. Finishing this fight."


I've got others, but everyone else took them. YOU know who you are.

DN

[WhiteGulls]

Not from the game, but playing it the other day on legendary:

"Bloody hell! How did one of them get BEHIND us?!"
"I don't - CRAP!"
"STOP DYING!"
"Hey, you've died more than I have!"
"Got 'em!"
*large explosion*
"My grenade missed..."
"Well, I think I figured THAT one out!"
"Yes! Got the tank!"
*large explosion*
"Going for the other tank this time..."
"BEEES!"
"HOLY!"
"Ship!"
"AAAAAH!"
*phone rings*
"Yeah, that's my friend. He wants his copy of Halo 2 back now."

Despite how it sounds, that was increadably fun.

[DM]

lol, there's so many of them...

American Marine: Are you okay?
Australian Marine: You just worry about yourself, mate.

[vector]

More of a quote from me while playing the game. spoiler but as i havent not finished the game yet i dont know what the heck it means yet.

[dmax]