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Zeta Kai · Boot Joined: 17 Feb 2011 Posts: 20

A bigger car. With knives in the front. And baseball bats swinging around it. And Alex doing a handstand on top.

Sorry, I couldn't resist, & no one had said it yet.

Seriously, you don't beat the Operator. You appease him/it, & hopefully he/it will leave you alone. Other than that, there's little hope.

**Posted:** Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:21 am

distilled

Slenderman is a product of your own guilt/paranoia/psychosis - get over that and he will disappear.

**Posted:** Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:02 am

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ultrassjstuart · Boot Joined: 22 Dec 2010 Posts: 69

I'm of the opinion that he/it isn't something that can be killed, in that he's more like a force than an actual sentient being as we understand it and the slender man form is just a representation of his true form, which would no doubt be incomprehensible to look at should it even be possible to manifest it in this dimension. He's a textbook Eldrich Abomination, you can't destroy it, their absolute best hope would be to somehow seal him away or prevent him appearing somehow.

**Posted:** Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:58 pm

[Z.E.R.O.] Ghost

I agree with ultrassjstuart, there's no point in trying. It would just be a futile effort that could result in annoying Slenderman, certainly something no one would want to do.

You can't kill something that doesn't live

**Posted:** Mon Mar 21, 2011 2:05 pm

Dray

Well, for starters, you throw a length of pipe at him when he's standing in front of a boiler and tell him to vent off some steam. You'll need to begin a heavy regiment of muscle building just to get the strength to lift the device of our tall friend's destruction, though I hear that there are some excellent trainer-barbarians in Austria that can help.

You know that when you hear the lamentation of the women, you'll have done it properly. If you don't, you should blow up the building and try again the next time.

Of course if Slender Man sends you back in time via a crackling portal of lightning and smoke, you may find yourself in a sartorially sticky situation, but if you're firm with the locals of your destination, you should get what you need to pass as one of them. Just remember: advice can come from unlikely areas. Listen to the children that the Slender Man stalks, as they can offer some extremely helpful information. You may even unwittingly save others and change the face of history.

Lastly, don't forget to bring sunglasses. Masks are passable, but sunglasses provide protection not only against the menacing presence of the Slender Man, but against ultraviolet rays of sunlight, minor dust and shrapnel from explosions, and the undergarments thrown your direction by dozens of helplessly amorous women.

Or something.

**Posted:** Mon Mar 21, 2011 2:19 pm

Geneaux486 · I Have No Life Joined: 17 Mar 2011 Posts: 2423

**Posted:** Mon Mar 21, 2011 5:04 pm

[Z.E.R.O.] Ghost

She would possibly be unable to handle the strain from Slenderman, and therefore possibly be a hindrance in the situation. Not everyone can handle him after all

**Posted:** Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:05 pm

TheCrimsonKnight

To kill Slender man... go to Soviet Russia.

**Posted:** Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:01 pm

bobthecrusher

**Posted:** Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:43 pm

ChangoLaton · Greenhorn Joined: 15 Mar 2011 Posts: 9

Oh this is an easy one I wouldn't.
I compleatly belive things similar to the slender man exist in the real world I also belive that they should. They aren't evil they just are. Sure it seems like a bad guy but so does a hungry wolf or shark that sees you. At the end of the day I would rather have those sharks wolves and monsters makes things interesting. The problem comes when people try to mess around with stuff like that. I would never go swiming on the ocean if I have a fresh cut and if there is something weird out in the night well good I'll go the other way

**Posted:** Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:30 pm

Iatromantis

**Posted:** Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:36 pm

bobthecrusher

So, can we all agree that Jay is an idiot and has no idea what he's gotten himself into? I have to say that he is one of the most annoying protagonists I've ever seen. He goes about everything so wrong......He hadn't bought a gun, he hasn't gotten a baseball bat....hasn't been doing anything to hide his I.P.

I suppose that if he were smart about all this than it wouldn't be fun huh? Well I'll sway again what my plan would be, wait for Masky to show up, kick his ass, tie him up, and go all Sayid on his ass.

**Posted:** Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:39 pm

Hospitaller · Boot Joined: 21 Mar 2011 Posts: 23

When confronted by the abomination that is Slender Man, I have a few steps that will definitely work 1% of the time.

Step 1: Stand your ground. Slender Man can smell fear.

Step 2: Repeatedly clap your hands at Slender Man, whilst screaming in a high-pitched voice, "Get out of here Bear!"

Step 3: Repeat Step 2 until Slender Man is defeated.

**Posted:** Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:39 pm

shonkie · Boot Joined: 07 Mar 2011 Posts: 30

**Posted:** Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:08 am