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How do you defeat the Slenderman?
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roastbeef530
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Randoman96 wrote:
^If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em.

Maybe he's like Santa. We need to leave him cookies and milk if he stalks us to make him go away.


Muscle relaxing cookies. Like how Penny Arcade caught Santa Laughing

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slendywasphone
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roastbeef530 wrote:
Randoman96 wrote:
^If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em.

Maybe he's like Santa. We need to leave him cookies and milk if he stalks us to make him go away.


Muscle relaxing cookies. Like how Penny Arcade caught Santa


Hehe, I can picture TT's Slenderman just lying on the ground, twitching, and looking like a beached octopus with all its tentacles limp Laughing

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MorbidPuppies
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The Operator would look like the Octodad if he was tripping out.
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LONGFOREVERS
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Water balloons mate, water balloons.

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Zebez
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You make him an account on this forum, have him post an idea and then he will kill himself after everyone tells him that his theories are worthless and that he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

Later someone will find him either hanging from a tree by his tie or drowned in a bath tub.

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MorbidPuppies
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That may work. Cool
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tijde
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ReverendJ wrote:
I thought you screamed "This is battery acid" and spray him with an inhaler.


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The Operator will hereby be Penny-Op in my head.
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SHODAN
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simple! fake chat logs of slendy hitting on underage girls on yahoo chat, then call Chris Hansen.

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SecretPerson
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Give him happy meals until he stops being so slendy. After that he'll be too fat to move or even teleport, which will cause him to die of un-stalkiness.
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Randoman96
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SecretPerson wrote:
Give him happy meals until he stops being so slendy. After that he'll be too fat to move or even teleport, which will cause him to die of un-stalkiness.

"Why don't you just come over here and wrap my tentacles around you, huh?

...wrap....on your way, can you get me a snack wrap from McDonalds?

Five of them."
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ICEAL3X
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on a much less hilarious note. I wonder if there is something like a chemical or a byproduct that is harmful to it. If water and fire are something that can affect it, maybe there is something about acid rain or the harmful by-products of an engine that cause The Operator to stay in wooded areas and not venture far(except when deciding to stalk someone). More thematically, maybe it is the water and fire of a world that is not his own that affects it in some way. Just a thought

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Slendermen
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YouTube: Link
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According to this...thing. Slender man is vulnerable to cameras, only in his own dimension though... so much sense right?

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AngryDeepground
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Make him say candlejack

Oh wait, Sh-

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Spakken
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That video...suddenly makes me far less terrified of Slenderman... In comparison, I have a new found respect for the terror that MH has brought.

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Star Kindler
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Wow, I have new respect for the acting and the tension in Marble Hornets. Hilarious from start to finish!

On a more serious note, like many others I don't think you can physically defeat The Operator. I think the best we can hope for is him being banished back to his own dimension (assuming he comes from another dimension). From the way the videos have been playing out and the length of time The Operator has been interested in Alex, I think somehow Alex offers a link between wherever The Operator normally hangs out and normal spacetime. And I think Jay has unknowingly stumbled on a way to break that link, but he doesn't realize it yet. Hopefully it doesn't involve a dead Alex.

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