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How do you defeat the Slenderman?
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Jeremy_Thunder
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need4huskys wrote:
it is so simple people. you just call chuck norris, tell him to play slender, and he will win it, and decide to kill slender in real life. of course chuck norris can kill slenderman in slender. duh.




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KTsteve
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Jeremy_Thunder wrote:
need4huskys wrote:
it is so simple people. you just call chuck norris, tell him to play slender, and he will win it, and decide to kill slender in real life. of course chuck norris can kill slenderman in slender. duh.




sometimes, i wish our forum had a thumbs up, though while looking for one i found this thing: ARG which greatly amuses me for some reason

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Snegurochka
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I once had a dream where I smashed his head in with a lead pipe.
Maybe that's how you do it.

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You don't defeat the Slender Man, you just do a little better each time.

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jackofnotrades
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You have to give him a face. And some more casual clothes. Maybe some protein powder so he can get some meat on those bones.


That won't defeat him... but he won't be "the slenderman" anymore

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Xman
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I had a dream where he took off his mask and turned out to be a bearded man. It was weird.

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Hermit
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Once dreamt that I threw a peacock at him. It seemed to do the trick.

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Ithilwen22
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Xman wrote:
I had a dream where he took off his mask and turned out to be a bearded man. It was weird.


Bruce is past!Slender Man. When Alex killed him he came back as a faceless horror and decided to go back in time to start stalking them all and ruin their lives.

Oh God what have I done

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monstertugg
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I think that if you pour salt on him he will melt like a slug

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monstertugg wrote:
I think that if you pour salt on him he will melt like a slug


I heard he's deathly allergic to peanuts. We could try those.

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Drksrpnt
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I kind of wonder what might happen if you just throw something at him. Say, a fairly large rock. I mean, we all know what happens if you try to tackle him. Do his teleportation powers only work on himself and other living beings? If not, all you really need to do is just shoot him or something.

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Drksrpnt wrote:
I kind of wonder what might happen if you just throw something at him. Say, a fairly large rock. I mean, we all know what happens if you try to tackle him. Do his teleportation powers only work on himself and other living beings? If not, all you really need to do is just shoot him or something.


Oh, how convenient. A theory about defeating the Operator that doesn't involve something mystical or metaphysical.

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Jingleman
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Drksrpnt wrote:
I kind of wonder what might happen if you just throw something at him. Say, a fairly large rock. I mean, we all know what happens if you try to tackle him. Do his teleportation powers only work on himself and other living beings? If not, all you really need to do is just shoot him or something.

I know that there's absolutely no connection, in-story, between MH and other series, but a few of the others have tried that. Slendy's been shot at, attacked with knives and baseball bats, run over, and probably other things, too. The effectiveness of those tactics in other stories has no bearing on MH, but in terms of what it looks like on video, I've not yet been impressed. There's something about a regular person using mundane weapons on the incomprehensible monster that just looks a little silly on screen, and reminds us that Slendy's just another guy in a costume. So far, I don't think anybody's been able to really pull it off.

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Jingleman wrote:
Drksrpnt wrote:
I kind of wonder what might happen if you just throw something at him. Say, a fairly large rock. I mean, we all know what happens if you try to tackle him. Do his teleportation powers only work on himself and other living beings? If not, all you really need to do is just shoot him or something.

I know that there's absolutely no connection, in-story, between MH and other series, but a few of the others have tried that. Slendy's been shot at, attacked with knives and baseball bats, run over, and probably other things, too.


Show me a video where Slender Man gets run over by, presumably a car?

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Rats808
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Serum wrote:
Jingleman wrote:
Drksrpnt wrote:
I kind of wonder what might happen if you just throw something at him. Say, a fairly large rock. I mean, we all know what happens if you try to tackle him. Do his teleportation powers only work on himself and other living beings? If not, all you really need to do is just shoot him or something.

I know that there's absolutely no connection, in-story, between MH and other series, but a few of the others have tried that. Slendy's been shot at, attacked with knives and baseball bats, run over, and probably other things, too.


Show me a video where Slender Man gets run over by, presumably a car?


Run over is technically the wrong way to say it, but he has been hit by cars in EverymanHybrid and a few other vlogs.

Or at least, people have tried to hit him with a car. Usually something happens just before impact to prevent him from taking any kind of damage.

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