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HellomynameIS:(X)
Boot
Joined: 06 Jul 2010 Posts: 12
[DEAD BLOG] CUT! I was looking for side stories while I was playing with google and I thought that this was and ok, not good but ok sidestory and you should check it out. The guy seems to have a weird sense of humor or just something weird about him.
http://directmeamovie.blogspot.com/
Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:12 pm
Demongel
Unfettered
Joined: 12 Dec 2009 Posts: 500
Honestly I think it's a bit early to tell with this blog. The entrance post amuses me though. I think this is the first instance of
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Slenderman being seen in a porno.
Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:25 pm
phantom321
Veteran
Joined: 06 Mar 2010 Posts: 111
The PM was wifin' and didn't leave out $20.
Someone slap me now.
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:42 am
Demongel
Unfettered
Joined: 12 Dec 2009 Posts: 500
phantom321 wrote:
The PM was wifin' and didn't leave out $20.
Someone slap me now.
Umm...
But in this case it's true?
He wasn't in a club though, so it doesn't count.
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:48 am
Grim Joker
Unfettered
Joined: 07 Jul 2010 Posts: 314
I actually kind of like this side story. Although it had almost no build-up whatsoever, it was funny hearing about a guy trying to watch porn and Slenderman messing it up.
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:35 am
Gin-Sama
Guest
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"And slenderman walking in on me while I'm taking a dump is the worst nightmare I could imagine."
Oh god I lol'd
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:02 am
jonnymanic
Decorated
Joined: 23 May 2010 Posts: 253 Location: London, United Kingdom
In fairness though, at least if you were to dump in fear, you wouldn't make a mess.
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:33 am
Dray
Pretty talky there aintcha, Talky?
Joined: 15 Jan 2010 Posts: 2578 Location: Cowtown, AB
Oh man, this is hilarious. Not much else to say about it.
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:42 am
G.I.R
Entrenched
Joined: 26 Apr 2008 Posts: 1167
New post.
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"I feel like I can finally take a dump in safety now."
Well that's always good lol.
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:45 pm
Demongel
Unfettered
Joined: 12 Dec 2009 Posts: 500
I do believe our comedic little friend is trying to outsmart our Slender Villain.
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ICANSEEHIMINTHEWINDOW
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:38 pm
HellomynameIS:(X)
Boot
Joined: 06 Jul 2010 Posts: 12
Demongel wrote:
I do believe our comedic little friend is trying to outsmart our Slender Villain.
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ICANSEEHIMINTHEWINDOW
Yeah I caught that. I think that this side story is unique.
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:56 pm
JKatkina
Entrenched
Joined: 16 Jan 2010 Posts: 825 Location: Calgary, AB
This is my favorite side story ever.
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:09 pm
Dray
Pretty talky there aintcha, Talky?
Joined: 15 Jan 2010 Posts: 2578 Location: Cowtown, AB
Yep, it's definitely the best. XD Sorry, EveryManHybrid. All those hours and love you spent on making your light-hearted-with-an-eerie-center story have been usurped by five little posts detailing one man's fear of defecating in the (surprise!) presence of Slender Man.
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:20 pm
Magus00
Entrenched
Joined: 18 Dec 2007 Posts: 838 Location: 10 Cloverfield Lane
It is amusing. I wonder if we can convince him to upload the video...
*Snickers*
_________________Ya got whacked 'cause you're weak.
Going my way?
P.S. Lambo_Diablo_Svtt makes awesome signs. Cheer him on! Or else...or else...I'll think of something.
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:20 pm
BranRainey
Unfettered
Joined: 25 Feb 2010 Posts: 371
It's such a straightforward parody that it's actually kind of clever. No stoic, formal protagonist like half these stories; just some guy who wanted to jerk off and take a shit.
(okay so maybe I'm just 12 at heart)
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 7:26 pm
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