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Serenity
Entrenched
Joined: 07 Feb 2010 Posts: 836 Location: Panhandle
Well, somebody sure fucked up your door.
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:32 pm
Maxwell
Greenhorn
Joined: 12 Apr 2011 Posts: 7
my friend says this symbol is relevant to you all
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:35 pm
Serenity
Entrenched
Joined: 07 Feb 2010 Posts: 836 Location: Panhandle
Well, it is, sort of, but maybe your friend's just playing a prank on you.
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:37 pm
Das Omega
Unfettered
Joined: 07 Oct 2010 Posts: 345
Re: Help?
Maxwell wrote:
Hello everyone i've come here asking for help i have know idea whats going on and i was told this place could help. late last night i was arriving home and noticed my door had minor punctures on the outside of it but when i closed my door i saw they were anything but minor and they have some sort of symbols written along with the holes. id post pictures but i couldnt for the life of figure out how to do it if you could show me i would be glad to show this picture to you.
Some kind of symbol carved into your door?
Obviously, you are being stalked by the Slender Man.
Now, you probably don't have much time, so you need to listen precisely to what I say. Drop everything you're doing; quit your job, drop out of school, break off all relationships you have. Then start running.
I'd recommend running towards the coast, as Adam and his talking dog Tommy will be able to help you. I'm not sure which coast they're on, except that it's by the sea where Rapture is located. Adam is only 12, but don't worry, he can shoot lightning out of his hands. That may be enough to delay the Slender Man for a while.
If you can't find them, your next best bet would be to look for the creator of 2080. He is the foremost expert on the Slender Man, and his knowledge, as well as amazing theatrical skills, will no doubt be an asset. However, finding him may also be difficult, as his account was deleted. No doubt the work of one of Slender Man's minions trying to stop the truth from being spread.
Finally, watch this video. It contains everything you need to know about the Slender Man. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnCea2Wm5jo&feature=youtube_gdata
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:38 pm
Maxwell
Greenhorn
Joined: 12 Apr 2011 Posts: 7
if this were in fact a prank don't you think this would be pushing it a bit too far?
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:39 pm
Jsor
Decorated
Joined: 23 Mar 2011 Posts: 165
Maxwell wrote:
if this were in fact a prank don't you think this would be pushing it a bit too far?
Stupid people do stupid things. Pranks get out of hand pretty easily.
Das Omega wrote:
I'd recommend running towards the coast, as Adam and his talking dog Tommy will be able to help you. I'm not sure which coast they're on, except that it's by the sea where Rapture is located. Adam is only 12, but don't worry, he can shoot lightning out of his hands. That may be enough to delay the Slender Man for a while.
I disagree, go to 5th and Broad Street, behind the bus stop there will be a box marked "pandora" DON'T OPEN IT. Keep it in your house, it will keep you safe.
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:42 pm
Serenity
Entrenched
Joined: 07 Feb 2010 Posts: 836 Location: Panhandle
That video is...so much win.
@Maxwell, well, dude, I'd say to do some snooping around and find the culprit before you go onto the internet, then. No one takes anyone seriously, especially not on this forum. Good luck with that.
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:43 pm
AfterHours
Decorated
Joined: 05 Mar 2011 Posts: 160 Location: San Diego, CA
It seems you are being hunted by the Slender-Corn. It's a mix between this 'Slender Man' people keep bringing up, and a unicorn. You are in much danger. the Slender-Corn can make you cough AND ram you with it's horn. Move quickly. You have no chance to survive make your time!!!!!!!
hahaha
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:47 pm
Jsor
Decorated
Joined: 23 Mar 2011 Posts: 165
Serenity wrote:
That video is...so much win.
@Maxwell, well, dude, I'd say to do some snooping around and find the culprit before you go onto the internet, then. No one takes anyone seriously, especially not on this forum. Good luck with that.
I'd take him more seriously if he didn't type like an over-caffeinated field mouse.
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:22 pm
RedSoul78
Veteran
Joined: 20 Mar 2011 Posts: 112 Location: Ontario
http://jardsam.blogspot.com/2010_09_01_archive.html
Read this. it will tell you exactly how to deal with this "Slender Man" they're talking about...
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:39 pm
TheFallenenvoy
Entrenched
Joined: 08 Apr 2011 Posts: 847
Oh god...where did this come from? It was on my laptop
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on my laptop..
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Unfortunately, this file is no longer in our archives.
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:42 pm
HunterEris
Unfettered
Joined: 10 Feb 2011 Posts: 600
Shouldn't that be "UnNatural Events 2: Another Another Series?"
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:44 pm
TheFallenenvoy
Entrenched
Joined: 08 Apr 2011 Posts: 847
I blame the unicorns for that flaw personally
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:46 pm
BoatWithAHoleInIt
Decorated
Joined: 27 Feb 2011 Posts: 268
Woops, sorry bro. I wanted some pizza. I kinda fucked up your door on accident.
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:36 pm
konamouse
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Joined: 02 Dec 2002 Posts: 8010 Location: My own alternate reality
FYI, If this is the start of a Chaotic Fiction, then you are the PM and a character and should NOT be posting in this forum.
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:35 pm
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