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[OOG] [JOKE] AMAZING INFO

**Posted:** Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:40 pm

lego606

well, now that that's done...
They just explained the entire game to me. When the countdown ends, we'll figure out [REDACTED] because [REDACTED] which obviously means [REDACTED].

Eventually you'll all realize that [REDACTED] is secretly [REDACTED] and the icefly is really [REDACTED].

Then you'll all likely be eaten by a grue, of course.

pilferk · Veteran Joined: 25 Feb 2010 Posts: 102

**Posted:** Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:09 pm

lego606

**Posted:** Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:11 pm

Selie · Veteran Joined: 15 Jun 2011 Posts: 79

Oh, is THAT what you're supposed to do in Zork? I could never get very far. Sad

So does this game have an unusually high amount of trolling, or is it about on par? I'm really sad and surprised by the number of trollish posts I've seen...

**Posted:** Tue Jul 05, 2011 3:56 pm

Ogawa

**Posted:** Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:31 pm

SolarMarr · Decorated Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 157

Guise. Guise. I think we have to watch the 4chons so we can hashtag the Twitters. Instaprofit.

**Posted:** Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:14 pm

lego606

**Posted:** Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:39 pm

lego606

**Posted:** Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:40 pm

Ogawa

**Posted:** Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:48 pm

lego606

**Posted:** Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:54 pm

tether

I can no longer sit back and watch the good people of this forum stay ignorant of the true nature of this arg. While it may pain some of you to hear this, you are nowhere near the truth as you think you are.

It's obviously an ad for the new Captain America movie. Why else would there be an Icefly involved (Capatin America was frozen don'tcha know)? What other reason could explain the lab facility and all of the human testing? Captain America was a test subject don'tcha know. And the biggest reason being the most obvious...why isn't this gum being sold in other countries? Captain America is like American....don'tcha know.

Of course I can hear all of you Nay sayers out there now "But what about the 5gum tie in? That doesn't make sense!". Your collective criticism is like a disturbance in the Force. Allow me to explain away the last shadow of your doubt;

-In 1914, Wrigley Doublemint brand was created. William Wrigley, Jr. and Henry Fleer were responsible for adding the popular mint and fruit extracts to a chicle chewing gum.

Captain America first appeared in Captain America Comics #1 (March 1941)

YOU SEE!! Proof! If you reverse the 41 you get 14...1914! (queue dramatic commercial break music)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40

warning...do not take seriously!!

**Posted:** Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:38 pm

stinji · Decorated Joined: 02 Aug 2010 Posts: 270

Re: [OOG] [JOKE] AMAZING INFO

**Posted:** Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:54 pm

Aesculapius

Apparently the whole thing about the Gum is just misdirection. Since they advertised to Batman ARGers through DC comics, Halo ARGers at E3, and NIN ARGers and Bonaroo there is only one logical conclusion. We are going to see a Halo movie directed by Chris Nolan, in which Master Chief is played by Trent Reznor. The Human Preservation Project is a pseudonym for Wayne Industries in the future who develops Master Cheifs equipment.

We are expected to take part in a scene where Trent Reznor rocks out in front of the covenant.

EDIT: I was just contacted by The Traelek Institute. They faxed me a blue envelope that redirected to the following videos:

What does it meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan?

**Posted:** Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:50 am

Aesculapius

The game has been solved. It all leads to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1ZAXYyxd08

Gaem Ovar. Thx 4 playing.

**Posted:** Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:55 am