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JustJim · Unfettered Joined: 19 Jan 2011 Posts: 661

Slenderbone as read by Mr. Creepypasta

**Posted:** Wed Nov 14, 2012 8:50 pm

DaLadybugMan · Decorated Joined: 15 Dec 2010 Posts: 186

From an Amazon review:

Subject: Entry #69

It all started when I began to notice how a certain friend of mine begun seeming lighter, happier. She began walking around with a stupid grin on her face and appeared as if dazed. She stopped caring for books, preferring her kindle - which she never turned off, always watching. Reading. When I confronted her about this behavior she seemed evasive and I asked her what she had planned for her library.

"Burn them.

They could never compare."

I hated to see such a good collection of actual literature go to waste, so with some coercion my friend agreed to let me into her library and take whatever I wanted. In doing so I noticed yet another one of my friends many Kindles. It's screen displayed a short story - 'SLENDERBONE'. I read it quickly, getting the impression that it was a shoddily written porn parody that left me feeling highly embarrassed for the author.

But ever sine then I've been noticing strange occurrences. Lights flickering. Doors slamming shut. A man in a leather gimp mask chasing me through abandoned hell houses. But most bizarrely of all, a tall creature without a face stalking me. And occasionally boning me.

DO NOT READ SLENDERBONE. I don't know how long I can keep my mind intact but it can't be long. Don't make my mistake. Do not participate in coitus with anyone 3 times your size but half your weight. And do not read this storrrrrryyyyyyhqwnnoet75397t4634500000111000000001001111111110000000000111111000111110000000000000000000000000000

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**Posted:** Fri Nov 16, 2012 3:47 pm

Oscar Langley · Unfettered Joined: 14 Aug 2010 Posts: 322

Is this real life?

**Posted:** Fri Nov 16, 2012 7:13 pm

Baronness · Decorated Joined: 05 Sep 2012 Posts: 234 Location: Texas

He could be a better reader. But this is hilarious.

**Posted:** Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:34 pm