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twistedpuppet
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Sha Noran wrote:
... what the fuck? Rolling Eyes


Try not to think about it. :V

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DHawk314
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DrSoup007 wrote:
DHawk314 wrote:
Make out with the guy.


It's called friendship, and just to clarify I am a man


I fail to see how either or these things are barriers.
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Geneaux486
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DHawk314 wrote:
DrSoup007 wrote:
DHawk314 wrote:
Make out with the guy.


It's called friendship, and just to clarify I am a man


I fail to see how either or these things are barriers.


Well, when two people love each other (but not like that)...

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Ztakk
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Geneaux486 wrote:
DHawk314 wrote:
DrSoup007 wrote:
DHawk314 wrote:
Make out with the guy.


It's called friendship, and just to clarify I am a man


I fail to see how either or these things are barriers.


Well, when two people love each other (but not like that)...


When a man and a woman love each other very much they want to make a baby. First the woman seduces the man into a secluded location. Then, while the man is taking off his clothes, claws protrude from the woman's back. She then puts the man into a deep sleep, and uses her claws to scrape the flesh from the man's body. After this, she eats the rest of the main's body and digests it. She takes his flesh and fashions it into a sack, and then regurgitates his digested remains into said sack and seals it. Then this sack is buried in the hot sand (cold snow for eskimos, Russians, Canadians, nuclear waste for the Cheney family) for 9 months. After which a baby is born.

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TheJoker
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what the shit.

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Geneaux486
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Ztakk wrote:
When a man and a woman love each other very much they want to make a baby. First the woman seduces the man into a secluded location. Then, while the man is taking off his clothes, claws protrude from the woman's back. She then puts the man into a deep sleep, and uses her claws to scrape the flesh from the man's body. After this, she eats the rest of the main's body and digests it. She takes his flesh and fashions it into a sack, and then regurgitates his digested remains into said sack and seals it. Then this sack is buried in the hot sand (cold snow for eskimos, Russians, Canadians, nuclear waste for the Cheney family) for 9 months. After which a baby is born.


Well yeah, obviously that's where babies come from, but I was trying to explain the natural boundaries of a platonic relationship.

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Ztakk
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Geneaux486 wrote:
Ztakk wrote:
When a man and a woman love each other very much they want to make a baby. First the woman seduces the man into a secluded location. Then, while the man is taking off his clothes, claws protrude from the woman's back. She then puts the man into a deep sleep, and uses her claws to scrape the flesh from the man's body. After this, she eats the rest of the main's body and digests it. She takes his flesh and fashions it into a sack, and then regurgitates his digested remains into said sack and seals it. Then this sack is buried in the hot sand (cold snow for eskimos, Russians, Canadians, nuclear waste for the Cheney family) for 9 months. After which a baby is born.


Well yeah, obviously that's where babies come from, but I was trying to explain the natural boundaries of a platonic relationship.


Ohhh.....I got......confused? Is that the word?

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ledzepfilm
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Ztakk wrote:
Geneaux486 wrote:
DHawk314 wrote:
DrSoup007 wrote:
DHawk314 wrote:
Make out with the guy.


It's called friendship, and just to clarify I am a man


I fail to see how either or these things are barriers.


Well, when two people love each other (but not like that)...


When a man and a woman love each other very much they want to make a baby. First the woman seduces the man into a secluded location. Then, while the man is taking off his clothes, claws protrude from the woman's back. She then puts the man into a deep sleep, and uses her claws to scrape the flesh from the man's body. After this, she eats the rest of the main's body and digests it. She takes his flesh and fashions it into a sack, and then regurgitates his digested remains into said sack and seals it. Then this sack is buried in the hot sand (cold snow for eskimos, Russians, Canadians, nuclear waste for the Cheney family) for 9 months. After which a baby is born.


Kicks Ztakk off a cliff
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This is not where I saw any of this going...wow

Ztakk wrote:
When a man and a woman love each other very much they want to make a baby. First the woman seduces the man into a secluded location. Then, while the man is taking off his clothes, claws protrude from the woman's back. She then puts the man into a deep sleep, and uses her claws to scrape the flesh from the man's body. After this, she eats the rest of the main's body and digests it. She takes his flesh and fashions it into a sack, and then regurgitates his digested remains into said sack and seals it. Then this sack is buried in the hot sand (cold snow for eskimos, Russians, Canadians, nuclear waste for the Cheney family) for 9 months. After which a baby is born.




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TheJoker
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This... this started with us telling him how to deal with his friend's dislike of MH, right?

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TheJoker wrote:
This... this started with us telling him how to deal with his friend's dislike of MH, right?


Indeed, then they told me to make out with him, now we are here

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TheJoker
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Um... so how about that new episode of Sherlock, guys, huh?

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Ztakk wrote:
When a man and a woman love each other very much they want to make a baby. First the woman seduces the man into a secluded location. Then, while the man is taking off his clothes, claws protrude from the woman's back. She then puts the man into a deep sleep, and uses her claws to scrape the flesh from the man's body. After this, she eats the rest of the main's body and digests it. She takes his flesh and fashions it into a sack, and then regurgitates his digested remains into said sack and seals it. Then this sack is buried in the hot sand (cold snow for eskimos, Russians, Canadians, nuclear waste for the Cheney family) for 9 months. After which a baby is born.


Accurate.

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geekgirlinthefedora
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Serum wrote:
Ztakk wrote:
When a man and a woman love each other very much they want to make a baby. First the woman seduces the man into a secluded location. Then, while the man is taking off his clothes, claws protrude from the woman's back. She then puts the man into a deep sleep, and uses her claws to scrape the flesh from the man's body. After this, she eats the rest of the main's body and digests it. She takes his flesh and fashions it into a sack, and then regurgitates his digested remains into said sack and seals it. Then this sack is buried in the hot sand (cold snow for eskimos, Russians, Canadians, nuclear waste for the Cheney family) for 9 months. After which a baby is born.


Accurate.


You both frighten me. So very much.
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DHawk314
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TheJoker wrote:
Um... so how about that new episode of Sherlock, guys, huh?


If you mean the on from today, it was excellent. 2 and a half hours long, and excellent.
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