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[Undertheark]

[Trailhead] Normalpornfornormalpeople.com

[ijnad51]

Yeah I'm watching this hard too. The forum seems super stocked, and really character-y. Maybe they are waiting for more users? 70ish yesterday, today they are over 100.

Glad someone made a trailhead for this, nothing else exists about it yet other than all that creepypasta.

[ijnad51]

the forums are starting to get restless; 120ish users now, all "waiting"....

[little_vicious]

They posted another video. It's still not very clear to me what they want us to do though.

[astrofig]

Dunno. It's acting like a real forum though. So far there's two vids, clean.avi and shack.avi, neither of which are mentioned in the original creepypasta. The site creaters also seem to get very angry if you even suggest the site and said 'pasta are related.

EDIT: Description of the vids later when I get home from work.

Okay, home now.

Clean.avi is the first one up on the site. It's probably supposed to call to mind lickedclean.avi from the story, and indeed it does involve licking--but that is the only similarity. This video is shot in grainy black-and-white, begins with the cameraman walking down a set of shallow steps in a darkish hallway, and opening a door at the bottom. Inside is a bathroom that seems to be full of dirty laundry--a young man is sitting on the toilet lid, slumped over on the vanity. He is dressed in dark clothes and blindfolded; his expression seems to be one of sorrow and shame. When the door opens he gets up and, turning his back to the camera, leans over the sink and proceeds to lick said sink (or else convincingly pretend to) all the while making a strange doglike squeaky whining sound. He is careful to lick the faucets, the bowl itself, even the counter. The cameraman says nothing to him, and is careful to avoid their reflection showing up in the mirror. At one point a child's voice can seemingly be heard in the background. When the 'cleaning' is done the young man stands up and faces the camera, the noise still issuing from his mouth, showing us that he is apparently blindfolded with a bandana. The video ends.

Shack.avi is next on the site. It is in the same grainy black-and-white as clean, and opens with the camera panning up the wall and across the ceiling of what seems to be a large, empty--but decrepit; rags and what seem to be paint cans and chips of crumbled plaster and paint are all over the floor--room. Judging by the darkness outside the window, it is night. The audio this time is an old-fashioned radio broadcast, apparently detailing military strategy that won a battle during World War 2. The subject of the video is a woman wearing a black dress and a rather creepy white mask; she sits in a chair with her legs crossed, a large platter containing several sandwiches on her lap. As we watch she takes a sandwich and lifts it to her face as if to eat--but the mask is in the way; the sandwich collapses and parts of it fall back onto the plate. Undettered, she tries again and again with her remaining slice of bread, finally letting it fall too and taking another of the whole ones. From time to time the camera pans away to study the walls or the floor off to the side; people in the forums claim that at one point someone else can be seen looking in the window, spying on the woman. With apparently increasing desperation the woman keeps smashing sandwiches against her mask, until the camera pans away and then back to her one last time--and this time a barechested man is standing behind her! He has his arms folded, and is wearing the same kind of mask she is.

[little_vicious]

According to the latest blog update, he'd like to invite us to Wisconson and make a video with him.....

[GuestUser17]

[little_vicious]

You mean you don't want to put on a blindfold and say....flagelate youself with a rubber chicken while somebody in a Guy Fawkes mask screams Emily Dickenson poetry at you?

[GuestUser17]

[BigTotalHero]

They released a new video called Impression.AVI Because of all the static going on. I'm just gonna run only one of them through a spectrograph. I say only one of them because these things are FREEAAAKY...

EDIT: So.... I ran it (the audio) under a spectrograph. At first, nothing out of the ordinary. I DID see a sequence of numbers in the audio counting from 4 down to 1. And after that i saw the words "DIE SON" Very hard to read. If you guys want I have audio from the whole video. I'll post it somewhere for download if you wanna run it under the spectrograph as well.

[little_vicious]

i use my boyfriend's computer, so i can't download anything. If you want i would be willing to poat something in the Ask Dr. Z section about a son.