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Starkley · Unfettered Joined: 12 Jul 2012 Posts: 326

Dude, have some class.

It's clearly a feminist symbol (think about it) and that's why all the guys being overtly terrorized in MH are male.

Also fits in with the noises in Jessica's room and why Jay always failed to make it click. (A)

Slenderman (excuse me, SlenderWOman) was obviously coming to save Amy from Alex's paternal upbringing that would suppress her growth and freedom and ultimately try to kill her with a rock.

**Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:02 am

Zebez · Unfettered Joined: 17 Jul 2011 Posts: 618

**Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:05 am

Starkley · Unfettered Joined: 12 Jul 2012 Posts: 326

Tim is a misunderstood male sympathizer. Or a transvestite.

PRAV'S SIG MAKES SENSE NOW.

**Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:06 am

Zebez · Unfettered Joined: 17 Jul 2011 Posts: 618

**Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:09 am

Starkley · Unfettered Joined: 12 Jul 2012 Posts: 326

A wig with retractable sideburns would work.

**Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:11 am

Zebez · Unfettered Joined: 17 Jul 2011 Posts: 618

**Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:15 am

Starkley · Unfettered Joined: 12 Jul 2012 Posts: 326

That wouldn't explain the broken leg though. Instead, in times of danger, they should grow extremely large, like, padded mutton chops, and protect him from any injury.

Or turn into propellers and help him fly away.

It'd be like being the Green Lantern, but instead, the Righteous Sideburns or something.

**Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:18 am

Zebez · Unfettered Joined: 17 Jul 2011 Posts: 618

**Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:22 am

pravado · Unfictologist Joined: 22 Apr 2011 Posts: 1833

**Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:26 am

Starkley · Unfettered Joined: 12 Jul 2012 Posts: 326

And now we have TTA's fascination with water explained.

Good job team. Tim is a sideburn fisherman, Slenderman is a feminist icon, and...what?

Oh my god Prav that makes it so much better

**Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:27 am

pravado · Unfictologist Joined: 22 Apr 2011 Posts: 1833

i wish there was something we could do as a community to let the guys know just how much we appreciate marble hornets

like... a big ass card you get when you're in the hospital or something, but something done digitally that they will actually see

**Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:33 am

Zebez · Unfettered Joined: 17 Jul 2011 Posts: 618

**Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:36 am

Starkley · Unfettered Joined: 12 Jul 2012 Posts: 326

Like it being filled with exclamations about Tim's sideburns.

We could all build Slenderman dolls and place them in odd places across the country and start a national panic.

Or, really, maybe just tweet/spread the word of their work around, and get it in high places because it is pretty decent overall. It has the most continuity and simplicity of any Slenderman series (in terms of being possible to watch and keep up with).

pravado · Unfictologist Joined: 22 Apr 2011 Posts: 1833

that was just an example of when someone gets something nice

i don't mean something that cheap. i mean something like epic where they'd be like "holy shit our fans did this???"

im still working on an epic trailer, and im kind of curious to know if it turns out to be mindblowingly good if they'd use it on the dvd. with your guys' input, we could make it even better.

anyone cool with tim that could ask him if there's a chance it could make it? tell him i'm not some 15 year old looking for acceptance, my parody video shows i know how to use sony vegas

edit: actually, i know someone from another message board that claims to be friends with tim irl so i might ask him (before i'm accused of baseless accusations, he lives in alabama and seemed to be able to describe him pretty well - literally came in a MH topic saying "this is still going on? that's cool, i'm a friend of tim's" and i shit myself)