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mysteryjones · Veteran Joined: 21 Apr 2003 Posts: 89 Location: London

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**Posted:** Wed Jan 28, 2004 4:24 pm

The White Knight · Guest

a light hearted one compared to my others.

"Ode to Ouroboros"
yum tastes like tail
realy good for hula hoop
no good as a clue

**Posted:** Wed Jan 28, 2004 4:37 pm

dylan · Greenhorn Joined: 05 Jul 2003 Posts: 4

I don't do haiku, but here goes nothing...

Acheron is hard.
Oh how I hate it so much.
It makes my brain hurt.

**Posted:** Wed Jan 28, 2004 4:46 pm

addlepated

I click to login
wait to see what kook pops up
Lord I want to die

Dreaming of the orb
harmony and consciousness
Baby, what's your sign?

death life death life death
sounds like it's a cycle, but
nothing I tried works

Greek and Norwegian
languages I never thought
I would want to know

Jake in a coma
Jake runs off and leaves his wife
Jake is a big jerk

Caretaker bastes his bird
couching phrases carefully
euphemism rules!

Caretaker and Rose
sitting in a tree; he says
we're too far apart

Typing with his nose
Caretaker, we hold our breath
for your next sentence

Meg wah wah wah wah
wah wah wah wah wah wah wah
wah wah wah wah wah

Becker the pecker
took a shot a Jake; well, that's
not so bad, I guess

**Posted:** Wed Jan 28, 2004 5:51 pm

dashcat

I vote for all of Addie's.

**Posted:** Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:15 pm

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I'm a Sammeeeee cat and an Urban Hunter

dmax

I'm tempted to withdraw mine. Clearly I have been bested, many times over.

**Posted:** Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:31 pm

alogicnamedjoe · Boot Joined: 11 Dec 2003 Posts: 54 Location: Lost

What the $#*&^ do you mean "the timeline has changed"? A Haiku

NRU student
Set to graduate this fall
Damn you Craig Becker!

**Posted:** Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:48 pm

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[watch this space]

enaxor · I Have No Life Joined: 25 Feb 2003 Posts: 2395

**Posted:** Wed Jan 28, 2004 11:55 pm

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10/05/2007, 04/23/2009, 07/02/2015
The world is a much dimmer place.

dashcat

Thanks Enaxor. You are a prize winning limericker....er writer.

**Posted:** Thu Jan 29, 2004 1:42 am

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I'm a Sammeeeee cat and an Urban Hunter

scrivener22

'baste my bird' aside,
baxter's innuendo wins:
'back door's still intact.'

IRC, e-mail,
yahoo chess, online journals,
and just one real site

where dot gif: got it.
squaring circle, world peace: check.
orb: don't even ask.

eyes glaze at kickouts
cat starts looking like pale horse
time to go outside

**Posted:** Thu Jan 29, 2004 2:36 am

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I said, kiss me, you're beautiful, these are truly the last days
And we fell into it, like a daydream, or a fever

dashcat

Those are very good Scrivener. They made me laugh. I'm obviously partial to the funny ones. Smile

**Posted:** Thu Jan 29, 2004 3:38 am

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Sunny du Pree

Time and time again I come back to these forums and am continually amazed, inspired and entertained by the massive talent that the good people of this ARG community posess. It is truly an honor!!!!
(Id say you were all feeling your inner dolphin) Shocked

**Posted:** Thu Jan 29, 2004 2:10 pm

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Grace and Peace
Sunny Du Pree
I dreamed a dream and now that dream has come for me

bagsbee · Unfettered Joined: 21 Oct 2003 Posts: 417 Location: NYC

All orb related:

login is Nebra
password we don't have a clue
kickouts mocking me

wtf does, "This
is not your father's [bleep]ing
automaton" mean?

bash $> cd images
bash $> chmod 666 doodle*
bash $> rm -f *
(OK that was really geeky)

f*ckity f*ck f*ck,
f*ck f*ckity f*ckity,
f*ck f*ckity f*ck.

this puzzle is tough
I want to quit Acheron
and play Garfield ARG

**Posted:** Thu Jan 29, 2004 4:40 pm

rose · ...and then Magic happens Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Posts: 4117

hi! coo!

**Posted:** Thu Jan 29, 2004 5:58 pm

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I love this site for being free, in every sense of the word~Spacebass

Mankind was my business, the common good was my business.~ Dickens

Sunny du Pree

Ok after a very small prodding from Rosie I decided to add my two cents worth.

Inconclusive time.
Could Jake have fathered hisself?
Can you say RedNeck?

well I was in a Jeff Foxworthy frame of mind..caint hep it...must have comedy relief.....

**Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2004 7:08 pm

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Grace and Peace
Sunny Du Pree
I dreamed a dream and now that dream has come for me