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[OT]The Tim thread
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Sinkes wrote:
Oh. Here I was thinking we were talking children of the corn or something.


Well, the pope is into scat play with the deaf kids, coprophagia-- you know, the typical Catholic fetishes German people have. Tim wants to save them from the pope literally (and figuratively) shitting on them.

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Serum wrote:
Sinkes wrote:
Oh. Here I was thinking we were talking children of the corn or something.

Well, the pope is into scat play with the deaf kids, coprophagia-- you know, the typical Catholic fetishes German people have. Tim wants to save them from the pope literally (and figuratively) shitting on them.

Blessed be the Tim, the great "protector" of our youths!

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Serum wrote:
Sinkes wrote:
Oh. Here I was thinking we were talking children of the corn or something.

Well, the pope is into scat play with the deaf kids, coprophagia-- you know, the typical Catholic fetishes German people have. Tim wants to save them from the pope literally (and figuratively) shitting on them.

Blessed be the Tim, the great "protector" of our youths!


Yea, verily be it that unto you the Passion of Tim is revealed.

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 		I'm feeling a little bummed that the Timpocalypse is overshadowing Timmas this year...

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Abalone wrote:
I'm feeling a little bummed that the Timpocalypse is overshadowing Timmas this year...

You mean the day that nothing happens and social networking sites will be (and most likely are right now) overflowing with annoying messages?

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Abalone wrote:
I'm feeling a little bummed that the Timpocalypse is overshadowing Timmas this year...

You mean the day that nothing happens and social networking sites will be (and most likely are right now) overflowing with annoying messages?


Tim hath spoken to me! He says, yea, Timhammed, Messenger of Tim, I say unto you that verily not shall the world end on December 21, 2012, but rather the day that people stop being interested in Marble Hornets and my awesome Sutton Chops. The day can be postponed by having every firstborn male grow an awesome pair of Sutton Chops. Yea, verily. Vis-a-vis, concordently.

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Tim hath spoken to me! He says, yea, Timhammed, Messenger of Tim, I say unto you that verily not shall the world end on December 21, 2012, but rather the day that people stop being interested in Marble Hornets and my awesome Sutton Chops. The day can be postponed by having every firstborn male grow an awesome pair of Sutton Chops. Yea, verily. Vis-a-vis, concordently.


*sigh of relief*
All of the Timmas preparations I have made are not in vain. Carry on.

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Tim hath spoken to me! He says, yea, Timhammed, Messenger of Tim, I say unto you that verily not shall the world end on December 21, 2012, but rather the day that people stop being interested in Marble Hornets and my awesome Sutton Chops. The day can be postponed by having every firstborn male grow an awesome pair of Sutton Chops. Yea, verily. Vis-a-vis, concordently.


*sigh of relief*
All of the Timmas preparations I have made are not in vain. Carry on.


Nay, Timmas preparations are never in vain. Remember to leave a sideburns trimmer by your bathroom sink on Timmas Eve, if you're lucky, in the morning, there will be sideburns clippings from Old Saint Tim!

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 		Not only am I setting out the finest Norelco precision trimmer, I am also supplying a case of Jones Berry Lemonade soda, a bottle of 20-year single malt scotch, a highball glass, some Buffalo chicken wings, and some wet naps. I'm not sure about the wings, but they seemed like the right touch. If I am lucky enough to get some clippings, I will save some in a heart-shaped locket next to a tiny portrait of St. Tim. Those are my plans and I'm sticking to them.

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 		ALL I WANT FOR TIMSMAS IS A NUU EN-TREE

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 		*Tim overdoses on his meds*
Timdows has encountered an error is and is restarting.

masky.exe has failed to load.

Loading Timdows...

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Abalone wrote:
Not only am I setting out the finest Norelco precision trimmer, I am also supplying a case of Jones Berry Lemonade soda, a bottle of 20-year single malt scotch, a highball glass, some Buffalo chicken wings, and some wet naps. I'm not sure about the wings, but they seemed like the right touch. If I am lucky enough to get some clippings, I will save some in a heart-shaped locket next to a tiny portrait of St. Tim. Those are my plans and I'm sticking to them.


Don't forget to leave him a pack of full-flavored Newport Box 100s cigarettes!

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Abalone wrote:
Not only am I setting out the finest Norelco precision trimmer, I am also supplying a case of Jones Berry Lemonade soda, a bottle of 20-year single malt scotch, a highball glass, some Buffalo chicken wings, and some wet naps. I'm not sure about the wings, but they seemed like the right touch. If I am lucky enough to get some clippings, I will save some in a heart-shaped locket next to a tiny portrait of St. Tim. Those are my plans and I'm sticking to them.


Don't forget to leave him a pack of full-flavored Newport Box 100s cigarettes!


I thought he smoked pall-malls?
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Sinkes wrote:
Serum wrote:
Abalone wrote:
Not only am I setting out the finest Norelco precision trimmer, I am also supplying a case of Jones Berry Lemonade soda, a bottle of 20-year single malt scotch, a highball glass, some Buffalo chicken wings, and some wet naps. I'm not sure about the wings, but they seemed like the right touch. If I am lucky enough to get some clippings, I will save some in a heart-shaped locket next to a tiny portrait of St. Tim. Those are my plans and I'm sticking to them.


Don't forget to leave him a pack of full-flavored Newport Box 100s cigarettes!


I thought he smoked pall-malls?


...does he? I can never tell. Okay, Pall-Malls, then.

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