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[OT]The Tim thread
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FalloutGhoul
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Serum wrote:






The Tim Knight Rises.

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 		Yes, Tim rises. Now's not the time for fear... That comes later.

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Geneaux486
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 		*sees the gifs Serum posted*

Someone buy this man a pizza.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:14 pm
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 		It's Timmas Eve, all around the world. Children everywhere, especially in Norilsk, are laying out cigarettes and energy drinks for Old Saint Tim, in hopes that he'll smoke the cigarettes and drink the caffeine and maybe, if they've been good all year round, he'll leave them a Betamax and some sideburn trimmings.

And, I figured out what those who followed Tim shall be called: It was revealed to me at Timmecca-- we are: Suttonists. Followers of Suttonism. Praise be to Tim, for his Sutton Chops are the glory of the glory. He's the reason for the season!

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 		Tim is born, Tim is risen! Tim will come again! HAPPY TIMMAS!

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ZargggModerator
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 		Incidentally, Timmas Eve is also Timsday, since Tim's birthday is December 24.

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Zarggg wrote:
Incidentally, Timmas Eve is also Timsday, since Tim's birthday is December 24.


And it was said that if anyone could keep Timmas in their heart it was Tim. And he became a better man, a better master and a better Timman than the good old city ever had. May that be said of us-- and all of us. And so, as Tiny Tim observed: Tim bless us, everyone!

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Abalone
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 		Happy Timmas to all!

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 		We are nearing Tim Years Eve, the time of year when Quartermaster and Dollarhyde are closest to each other in the sky and it rains soda-- or horse nectar. And sometimes quarters. But that's only every hundred years-- the last time it rained quarters on Tim Years Eve, everybody got bruised really badly.

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Abalone
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 		So much for my tin roof... *ping ping, boooong, ping, clank, ponk, ping*

What a terrible investment on my part- I didn't figure in the 100-year quarter thing when I decided to go with tin. Oh well, at least I'll be mostly dry and warm as I sip fresh horse nectar while admiring my lovely collection of St. Tim clippings. At least the new dents will cover up the twin bullet holes...

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 		BEHOLD! THE NEXT FEW TIMMANDMENTS!


The Third Timmandment: Experimenth with thy sexuality to and fro, even if it is by thyself-- adorn thyself in leather vests and assless chaps like Tim did in "Tim Opens a Present," just to see what it feeleth like.

The Fourth Timmandment: A House of Tim shalt have Extravagant Chambers.

The Fifth Timmandment: Smoketh Pall Malls, or do not smoke.

The Sixth Timmandment: Ne'er utter the name "Sarah," doing this is detestable and anyone whoso uttereth that name shalt surely wander forever in the Dark World.

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 		It was on this day, that a new Timmandment was revealed to me at Timmecca!

Timmandment Number Seven: If thou hast a PlayStation 3, download Retro City Rampage from the PS3 Network, for it doth only costeth 9.99 USD. Download, yea, and play.

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 		Yea, verily unto me another Timmandment hath been revealed!

Timmandment Number Eight: The number of Timmandments shall be the number of Entries of Marble Hornets in which Tim appears.

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ledzepfilm
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 		The Official Holidays of the Tim Calendar:

Timday, Timuary 1 New Tim's Day
Mimday, Timuary 21 Birthday of Martim Sutton King, Jr.
Mimday, Fimuary 18 Washingtim's Birthday
Sutday, Masch 17 Sn. Patrim's Day
Mimday, Tim 27 Tim's Memorial Day
Thimday, Masky 4 Suttendance Day
Mimday, Suttomber 2 Sutton Day
Mimday, Cigtober 14 Columtims Day
Mimday, Maskomber 11 Vetertim Day
Thimday, Maskomber 28 Timsgiving Day
Wedtimday, Drinkcember 25 Timmas Day
Timday, Drinkcember 31 New Tim's Eve

Where's my cookie?

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ledzepfilm wrote:
The Official Holidays of the Tim Calendar:

Timday, Timuary 1 New Tim's Day
Mimday, Timuary 21 Birthday of Martim Sutton King, Jr.
Mimday, Fimuary 18 Washingtim's Birthday
Sutday, Masch 17 Sn. Patrim's Day
Mimday, Tim 27 Tim's Memorial Day
Thimday, Masky 4 Suttendance Day
Mimday, Suttomber 2 Sutton Day
Mimday, Cigtober 14 Columtims Day
Mimday, Maskomber 11 Vetertim Day
Thimday, Maskomber 28 Timsgiving Day
Wedtimday, Drinkcember 25 Timmas Day
Timday, Drinkcember 31 New Tim's Eve

Where's my cookie?


Uhh... here ya go.



I already had some of those listed (Well, maybe two or three, but...), but good job!

Also, I wanted to let it be known that the Timmandments revealed to me are written in ancient Tharolese-- the language of the ancient Tharols-- from whom the Tharol we know and love today is descended. So, the translations may not be a hundred percent accurate, but they give the basic gist of the message of the Holy Sutton Chops.

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